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forgottensebayt ([personal profile] forgottensebayt) wrote in [community profile] fleetbound2016-04-18 07:01 am

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1. [PLEASED] the first session of In Which A Series of Unlikely Compatriots Are Roped Together In a Plan to Destroy The Known World has completed.

2. [AMUSED] and although a full title is impossible to accurately give, given the on-going nature of the game, i am pleased to announce that there were three separate cases of arson, one case of grand larceny and assault of an imperial officer, and three cases of manslaughter only barely averted by the deft quadrant machinations of sappho's yellowblood.

3. [AMUSED] oh. and one confirmed quadrant. although i remain uncertain if Artisann Loveless was in fact angling for that one, or any at all, given the fact her dice roll ended up only as a three out of twenty, even with modifiers.

4. [AMUSED] sappho. pheres. hinnom. perhaps you could add in your own commentary?

5. [CURIOUS] and does anyone else have suggestions on better locales for such events in the future? we took over my communal living stem's lobby for the purposes of this game and locked all of the doors, but the number of people demanding entry proved deleterious to experiencing ultimate immersion. or other means of ensuring that people do not enter to steal our food items?

6. [DISAPPROVING] and please, no recommendations of assault. i have no desire to get blood on the chips. that is disgusting.
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-04-18 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
| Who Reccomended You Assault Them | ? | That's hardly Conductive to a Good Hivestem Atmosphere |

| I don't think She Was | ! | Honestly | Sann is a Good Troll | But She's Hardly Suited to the Pale Quadrants | is She | ? | I can't Imagine Sappho's Goal was to Actually Lose the Bluff | in Such a Pathetic Manner |
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[personal profile] fleetnpcs 2016-04-18 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
oh,, boo,, yew've got pea-pole quaddng up al-reed-y and youre wasting that on pale??

now i'm glad i didn't play,, talk about boring,, |8I
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-05-01 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
| Oh | Let Me Assure You | I am Glad as Well | =:) |
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-05-01 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
| I mean | That'd be so many More Players to Moderate | ! |
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[personal profile] activatingaggro 2016-04-18 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
you ppl and yrn nernd games.

whatevern happened to good old fashioned shoot-em-ups??
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-05-01 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
| Sipa | Sipaaaaaaa |

| If We wanted to Shoot People | It is Perfectly Legal to go Outside and Simply Do It |

| Meanwhile | The Legislacerators are unlikely to be Nearly as Accomodating if We Went Out | Burned a Tavern to the Ground | Set the Rest of the Town on Fire in the Process | and Accidentally Left the Heir of the Province to be Consumed by Her Own Lusus | Incited to Violence | by the Own Cruel Words of Its Ward |

| I mean | I think We Would Honestly have to Go to Jail for That | =:B |
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[personal profile] activatingaggro 2016-05-01 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
well, did you get caught?
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-05-01 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
| There was No One to Catch Us | As the Town was Aflame |
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[personal profile] activatingaggro 2016-05-01 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
no one can arnrnest you if you don't get caught, nernd. >:}
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[personal profile] deimaticintentions 2016-05-01 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah ~ But ~ My dearest and nearest jadeblood ~ I feel as if I simply must object here ~~

The question here is not if it will have the ending that she desires ~ ! ~ For can any of us ever truly achieve such a thing ~ ? ~ Trolls do not write our own fates ~ ! ~ The cruel quill of destiny is one wielded only by the souls of the muses ~ to scribble and cross out and highlight our deeds and our adventures in the annals of history ~ according to their own Cruel Whims ~ ! ~

No ~ The question is ~ Should she do it ~ ? ~

And the answer to that ~ of course ~ is ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

YES ~ ! ~ ! ~
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[personal profile] deimaticintentions 2016-05-01 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
If you do not pursue your dreams ~ my sweet Sipara ~ then I must ask you ~ who will ~ ? ~ Who will burn down the village ~ ? ~ Who will take the heir in their arms ~ and whisper gently ~ that her own cruel fate is an ending written by her own hand ~ that each lash of her lusus's tentacles will ultimately have been orchestrated by her own cruel desires ~ ? ~

No one ~ ! ~ You must be true to yourself at all times ~ ! ~ Because if you are not ~ No one will ~ You will live a life of falsehoods ~ Of lies ~ Abiding only by the thoughts of others ~ Bound by their beliefs ~ while your own suffer and fade ~ under the harsh sting of rejection ~

So go ~ Burn down the village ~ ! ~ ! ~ ! ~ ! ~

And when the policeradicators come for you ~ SMILE ~ Because you have lived your life ~ as you truly desired ~ And is that not the mark of a hero ~ ? ~ Is that not the mark of a QUEEN ~ ? ~
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[personal profile] activatingaggro 2016-05-01 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-05-01 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
| She is so |- EXCITABLE -|
| I simply Adore It | Hahaha |

| With That Said |
| Please Disregard Everything She has Just Told You |
| I do believe the Salt has Gone to Her Brain | =:B |
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2016-05-01 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
cATCH us, BROTHER? MY POOR FINFACE WAS NOT A PART OF YOUR GODDAMN SHENANIGANS. HE WAS BUT A POOR, LIMPID MOTHERFUCKER, OFF PLAYING AT DIPLOMAT WHILE YOU ASSHOLES WERE WRECKING EVERYTHINg.
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[personal profile] postalprestidigitation 2016-05-01 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
(- nOoOoOo + tHe gHoStS CoUlD HaVe cAuGhT Us + i tOlD YoU BoO + I ToLd yOu aBoUt tHe gHoStS -)
Edited 2016-05-01 19:45 (UTC)
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[personal profile] postalprestidigitation 2016-05-01 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
(- oMgGgG + WhAtS A ShOoT Em uP?? -)
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2016-05-01 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
a GAME FOR WRIGGLERS TOO LAZY TO GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE AND JUST SHOOT A MAN, THAT'S WHAT IT Is.
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[personal profile] activatingaggro 2016-05-01 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
omfg, no, wrnong, it is N O T.

all oa does it lie forn shits and giggles, pupa, you should totes ignorne them.

shoot 'em ups arne just, like, the grneatest fucking kind of videogame therne is. you shoot ppl and you dodge and you rnoll and you don't end up with a bullet in yrn wastechute b/c yrn some dumb-ass playing w/ live ammo out in the fields. >:}
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[personal profile] activatingaggro 2016-05-01 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
and when you shoot someone in the head, it like, blows up S U P E R N B I G. like a goddamn waternmelon. guts everny fucking wherne. >:P
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[personal profile] postalprestidigitation 2016-05-01 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
(- oMg + oMg + oMg + tHaT SoUnDs sUpEr cRyPtY + AnD GrOsS -)

(- YoU ArE ThE WoRsT + WhY DiDnT YoU StArT WiTh tHaT + YoU DuMb fUcKeR + *0U0* + I WaNnA PlAy oNe + hOw dO I PlAy oNe?? -)

(- i dOnT HaVe a gUn! -)
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[personal profile] deimaticintentions 2016-05-01 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
The Artisann was not ~ It was a tragic misroll of the dice ~ I was anticipating a Failure ~ but to stay in character ~ such a mis-step was necessary ~

I was not anticipating it would result in such beauteous results ~
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[personal profile] deimaticintentions 2016-05-01 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah~ But au contraire ~ I must disagree ~ For you see ~ It is excellent and generally pleasing in the sense of narrative ingenuity ~

The Artisann never experienced true quadrantal love in all of her time serving as a performer ~~ She never knew the true bliss of recripocity ~~ And the first time she does ~ The first time she lays eyes on the sweet visage of serendipity ~ It is ripped away!

Not by her own folly ~ Not by her own hand ~ or the foul machinations of another ~ but the roll of a dice ~ a single slipped thread in the great tapestry of life ~ that no mortal could ever predict ~

It is absurd ~ It is amazing ~ She kissed him one round ~ And in the next ~ His head was removed ~ Could there have been a better ending? ~ NO ~ There could not have been ~
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-05-01 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
| Ahem | I Suppose This is the Place | that is as Good as Any to Ask |
| Perhaps Better | ? | I would Hate to Pollute the Board with my Own Inane Prattle | Haha |

| but | Now that We have Completed the first Session | Are There any Remarks that Anyone would like to Make | Any Complaints | Any Things that You Particularly Enjoyed | and would Appreciate being Repeated | ? | =:B |
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[personal profile] postalprestidigitation 2016-05-01 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
(- oKaY + OkAy + oKaY -)

(- I LiKeD ThE RuInS! + aNd i lIkEd tHe gHoUlS! + aNd i lIkEd tHe bIt wHeRe wE RoLlEd tHe dIcE + AnD ThEn tHe fUcKeRs hEaD JuSt cAmE RiGhT OfF + ->V<- -)

(- BuT LiKe + i gUeSs i gOtTa aPoLtErGhEiSt fOr tHiS + BuT + Im gOnNa bE StRaIgHt wItH YoU! ->x<- + tHe tOwN WaS SuPeR FuCkInG BoRiNg + lIkE SuPeR SuPeR SuPeR DuPeR BoRiNg + lIkE So bOrInG I ThInK EvEn cAsToR FeLl aSlEeP + AnD HeS DeAd + sO ThAtS LiKe + rEaLlY HaRd -)

(- lEsS ToWnS + MoRe rUiNs!! -)
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-05-01 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
| There is No Need to Apologise | ! | It is a Matter of Taste | what Locales You Prefer | And while I Enjoy Them all Equally | I must Admit |

| I am Rather Fond of Ruins | =:) |

| Which Parts do You enjoy the Most | ? | So I can Tailor Them Appropriately |
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[personal profile] postalprestidigitation 2016-05-01 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
(- aLl tHe rEaLlY GhOuL ThInGs + lIkE ThE BoNeS + AnD ThE MuD + AnD ThE ThInGs -)

(- Oh + oH + ThE ThInGs iN ThEm -)

(- LiKE i lIkE ThE WaY YoU TaLk aBoUt eM ToO + LiKe + yOu'rE AlWaYs sAyInG -)

(- ThEn tHe wAtEr dRiPpEd dOwN + AnD It tAsTeD LiKe gRoSs bUlLsHiT + AnD DeAd fOlKs + aNd iTs lIkE -)

(- ThAtS WhAt tHe wAtEr rEaLlY TaStEs lIkE -) (- So tHaT'S NeAt! -)
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2016-05-01 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
yOU'RE ALWAYS FUCKING WAXING ON ABOUT YOUR FONDNESS FOR THESE DAMN PILES OF BONES AND STONE. WHAT'S THE MEANING OF YOUR CANT, BROTHER? WHAT SORT OF AFFECTION ARE WE STATING HERE? BECAUSE JUST BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU, THERE'S PLENTY OF WAYS A FUCKER COULD TWIST THAt.

yOU ONE OF THOSE DORKY FUCKS THAT'S FOND OF 'EM IN THE AESTHETIC? CAN'T HAVE DIRT ON YOUR SOLES, NOR SHIT IN YOUR HIVE 'TIL IT'S BEEN CLEANED AND POLISHED? OR ARE YOU SOME DIRT-GRUBBING RUSTY, UP TO YOUR HORNS IN THE CLAY TO DIG OUT YOUR FINDs?
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-05-01 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
| Oh | Heavens |

| Is There | ? | I am Amazed | Here I thought that was a Largely Straightforward Sentence | Do Try to Forgive My Lack of Clarity |

| I am Both | I suppose | ! | I Enjoy the Look of Things | and I Try Not to Keep Anything Too Dingy on My Walls | Or | Ah | In my Stall | But I do Enjoy Journeying Through the Ruins Myself |

| It's Fun | to see What the Past Has Left Behind |
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2016-05-01 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
fORGIVE THIS, FORGIVE THAT. DON'T YOU EVER GET TIRED OF BEGGING FOR A FELLOW'S ACQUIESCE FOR YOUR MOST BASIC OF FLAWS, LITTLE RUST? SHIT SEEMS EXHAUSTINg.

lUCKY FOR YOU, THERE IS NO MISTAKE I WILL NOT FORGIVE FOR A FACE SO PITEOUS. YOU CAN CONSIDER THE SLATE OF YOUR INCOHERENCE WIPED BLANk.

oH, GOOD. WITH ALL YOUR FANCY CLOTHES, ALL YOUR FANCY WAYS, I WAS FIGURING YOU MIGHT BE ONE OF THOSE CHOOSY MOTHERFUCKERS, TOO DELICATE TO DIP A TOE IN THE SOIL THEY CAME FROM. THINK I TOLD YOU BEFORE, BACK WHEN WE FIRST STARTED GABBING, I PLAY THE RUIN GAME TOo.

aIN'T NOTHING LIKE SETTING FOOT IN A PLACE AND REALISING YOU'RE THE FIRST TO BREATHE THIS AIR IN A SEADWELLER'S CENTURy.
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-05-01 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
| Hah | No | I'm afraid an Inability to Feel Exhaustion is One of My Many Virtues | =:) | Even on My Own Behalf |

| Well | I wouldn't Wear Anything Nice to a Ruin | Obviously | I have a Separate Wardrobe for |- That -| And | Yes | ! | I Remember That | It was Our First Discussion | I Think | You were Trying Out a Different Quirk |

| Which | I am Glad You did Not Stick With | To be Frank | This One Suits You so Much Better | =:) |

| That is perhaps the Best Feeling | There's Nothing Like It | To Know Yours are the First Eyes to See an Area in even a Land-Dweller's Century | Haha |
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2016-05-01 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
oH, LITTLE RUST, CAREFUL ABOUT THE VERBAGE YOU'RE SPILLING FROM YOUR WICKED-ASS MOUTH. A MOTHERFUCKER COULD READ THAT SORT OF THING AND GET ideas. ;o)

tHAT QUIRK WAS A GODDAMN MISTAKE. SHIT WAS A WICKED MIS-STEP. WHAT IS BINARY BUT A SLIGHT ON THE NAME OF OUR GOOD LANGUAGE? WHAT ARE NUMBERS BUT A YOKE PUT UPON US BY THE FUCKING SCIENSTIFFS? NEITHER HAS ANY PLACE IN OUR GODDAMN TEXTS. MUST'VE BEEN DRINKING SOPOR WHEN I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN IDEA WORTH TRYINg.

gLAD TO SEE WE AGREe.

fOUND A NEW RUIN A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO. OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. NO FUCKER HAS SET FOOD IN IT, FAR AS I CAN TELL: THE DOORS ARE UNBROKEN, THE WINDOWS ARE BARRED. NO OIL FROM A SINNER'S HAND. NO PRINTS FROM THEIR BOOTs.

i WAS FIGURING I'D DO A SOLO-RUN, SEE WHAT THERE IS WORTH TAKING, WHAT THERE IS THAT AIN'T WORTH saving. BUT IF YOU DIG RUINS, TOO, THEN I THINK YOU OUGHTA COME WITH. AIN'T MARRING THE GROUND IF IT'S TWO SETS OF BOOTS, IS It?

oR ONE. ONE AND A HALF. AIN'T GOING TO PRETEND I KNOW HOW YOU GO ABOUT RUIN-CRAWLINg.

aND I KNOW YOU'RE ALREADY SETTING UP SOME RAPID-FIRE DENIALS, BUT LET ME JUST ASK YOU THIS, BEFORE YOU START SPILLING YOUR NO'S: HOW FUCKING OFTEN DO YOU GET AN APPRECIATIVE AUDIENCe? :o)

fOR THIS SORT OF THING. NO INTENT TO OFFEND. I'M SURE YOU GET PLENTY FOR EVERY OTHER CIRCUMSTANCe.
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-05-01 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
| Well | No | Not Before You Said That | They couldn't | =:| |

| I assure You | I have a Great Deal of Appreciative Audiences | Ones for Every Type of Circumstance | Already | to be Frank | There is only So Much a Troll can be Appreciated | before He Begins to Tire of It |

| I don't See How You could Find a Ruin that Wasn't Already Opened Anyway |
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2016-05-01 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
mAYBE YOU OUGHT TO GET THAT RACK OF YOURS TRIMMED. SEEMS LIKE IT MIGHT BE PUTTING SOME PRESSURE ON YOUR THINKPAN, IF YOU CAN'T PUZZLE THIS OUt.

fOLKS HAVE BEEN ALL OVER THE LAND-DWELLING RUINS. BUT EVERYONE STARTED OFF IN THE SEA, IN THE BEGINNING. THERE'S MORE ROOM IN THAT FUCKING OCEAN THAN IN ALL THE SPACE ABOVE IT, AND THEN DOUBLEd.

iT'S A SEADWELLER RUIN. DUNNO WHY IT'S ABOVE WATER. BUT LIYIJI SAID IT WAS EMPTY SPACE ONE NIGHT, AND OCCUPIED THE NEXT, AND IF ANYONE'S SET PALM ON THAT STONE IN THE LAST THOUSAND SWEEPS, THEN I WILL SLIT MY OWN THROAT FOR JAPERy.
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-05-01 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
| A Seadweller's Ruin | ? | Really | ? |

| I mean | That isn't Entirely Implausible | There's old Mechanics at Work in Many of Them | I wouldn't even Pretend to Understand Them | Less Popular Now | of course | Than the Traditional Psionics | But They used to make the most Marvelous Things out of Steam and Pipes | And Nuclear Energy |

| And | Of Course | In the Early Fortieth Century | in the Pre-Empire Days | There was a Certain Fondness in the Early Sweeps for Things that Could Submerge and Rise At Will | When the Ochre Sultanate was Warring with the Amaranth | After the Kwalmei Genocide | They Rebuilt Their Capitol on Platforms that They Could Sink at Will |

| So When the Ochre came the Second Time Around | And Entered the Buildings | and Began to Cull the Residents | The Wardens Submerged the City | and Drowned Everyone Within |

| I mean | I Don't Expect that It is a Fortieth Century Ruin | Those are Very |- Very -| Old | But | Someone could've Easily Taken the Same Principle | in Later Times | before We were all Civilized under the Empire |

| which is to Say | Ah |
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-05-01 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
| I would |- Love -| to Visit This Temple with You | All Things Considered |

| Is There Room on the Boat for Hinnom | You | and I | ? | I am Assuming that We are Taking Liyiji's | Of Course | and not Renting One | because I am Afraid | although I do Enjoy Swimming | I haven't the Faintest Idea of How to Operate a Boat of Any Sort |
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2016-05-01 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
ha.

iS THAT THE TOLL I'M PAYING FOR MY GENEROSITY? HAULING THE LITTLE FERAL CULLBAIT WITH US LIKE EXTRA BAGGAGE? OH, MY RUST BROTHER. IT'S LIKE YOU'VE NEVER EVEN PAID MIND TO THE SHIT YOUR RAIL TELLS YOu.

dON'T YOU KNOW I cull MISTAKEs?
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2016-05-01 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
bUT SAVE ME YOUR WOE. I SAID THERE IS NOTHING I WON'T FORGIVE ONLY A SCARCE MOMENT AGO, AND WHATEVER FILTH PEOPLE WANT TO PIN TO MY HEM, I AIN'T A GODDAMN LIAR. DIDN'T BREATHE A WORD ABOUT THE LITTLE THING BEING AT THE TABLE BEFORE. I CAN BITE MY TONGUe.

i HAVE NO SUIT TO PRESS WITH YOU, SAVE AN URGE FOR YOUR COMPANY. IF HAULING A FERAL AROUND LIKE THE MOST ILLEGAL OF PACIFICATION FABRICS IS WHAT BRINGS YOU PEACE, THEN SHOVE THAT LITTLE SHIT INTO YOUR BAG AND HAUL IT ON BOARD. LIYIJI WILL DEAl.

hE'S COMING UP IN TWO NIGHTS. MAKE SURE YOU'RE THERE, RUST. THIS RUIN IS WICKED AS FUCk.
Edited 2016-05-01 22:39 (UTC)
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-05-01 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
| Yes | Well | People |- do -| Keep telling Me that | But I've yet to Actually See the Proof | You seem Perfectly Reasonable to Me | Certainly Reasonable enough to Know that a Troll who can Speak | Write | and Socialise | is not by |- Any Means -| Feral |

| We will See You Then | ! |
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-05-01 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
| Ah | My Apologies for Volunteering You | without First Discerning Your Interest | I made an Assumption There | for which I suppose was in fact Over-Stepping |

| I Assumed that You Would Enjoy Coming to See the Ruins | ? | If It is an Aquatic Environment | or a Former One | then It is Not Entirely Dissimilar to the Place in Which You Live |

| And It should have a Great Deal of Things that Will Interest You | ! |

| If You would Rather Not | Though | Especially Given the Company Which We will be Keeping | I Will Understand Entirely | Genuinely | ! |

| This is Not Something I Mean to Press You Into | and I Regret if It may have Come Across that Way |
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[personal profile] postalprestidigitation 2016-05-01 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
(- dUdE + DuUuUuUuUdE + StFu + oFc i wAnT ToMb cOmE + YoU DuMb fUcKeR + I LiKe rUiNs + aNd i lIkE HaNgInG WiTh yOu + aNd iTs nOt lIkE I GoT AnYtHiNg eLsE To iNtErRoRtAiN Me + hOo hOo hOo -)

(- bUt + bOo + iDk hOw tO DrIvE + AnD My mOm iS ToO SmAlL To rIdE -) (- I MeAn + sHe's nOt oNe oF ThOsE RlY BiG StUpId lUsUsEs + sHe's lIkE + SuPeR SuPeR SuPeR TiNy -) (- sO IdK HoW I'D GeT ThErE -)

(- I CaN'T TaKe a sKiTtErBuS!! -)
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-05-01 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
| Well | As long as You are Aware | You are in No Way Obliged | ! | This is Really Something that I should have Asked About First | before Simply Assuming | So | My Apologies Again |

| | | Hah | Yes | I have Seen Your Lusus | Hinnom | =:) | I do Believe that Any Attempts to Ride It would simply Result in Damage to It | Given that It Usually Rides |- You -|

| But | If You Really Do want to Come | Then I Will Retrieve You | Don't Worry | ! | Let Me Figure out the Logistics | and I will get Back to You | on Where You should Go for Us to Meet |