Hello, my little pupas! This is everyone's favorite moderculler, Ogliarch, here to lay out some simple rules of etiquette for our little communication board. I know, I know: in the past, we've let you pupas wriggle wild and free through the glossy virtual pastures of our place on the web, but the recent drama has made us realise we've been a little lax.
TL;DR: You kids fucked up and brought down the painted hand of our Beloved Leader to pap us straight, so now we're tightening the leash and setting down some new ground rules for play. Make sure you follow them, or else risk the wrath of the Modsquad! (✿ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
RULE 1: KEEP IT CLEAN. Think about the things you're posting: if it'd make your lusii colour to see it, then don't make it public! I AM TIRED OF DELETING YOUR NUDES. ٩(๑`^´๑)۶ And speaking of which...
RULE 2: FILTERS. KNOW THEM. LOVE THEM. Use them! You want something private? Lock that shit down and filter people in. Don't just post it all willy-nilly and then start bawling 'cause some mean bulgemuncher decided to get caliginous on you. The modsquad is not here to play clubs for you. (✿˃﹏˂̵ )
RULE 3: DON'T BE STUPID. The only safe anonymity is perfect anonymity, and none of you schlubs are up to that. (Cropping the rack out of your nudes doesn't mean jack if you leave in the EXIF, pupas! (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ) So try not to be cullbait! These servers aren't easy to keep up and private, so play your part, and don't draw drones with any illegal frippery.
RULE 4: INTRODUCE YOURSELVES.You people have been passing out this url like sopor at Carnival, so there's been a lot of new handles popping in lately. We're all one, big, hatefriendly clade here, so introduce yourselves and start making connections! And remember: if the modsquad knows who you are, you're marginally less likely to get banned! (✿◕ヮ◕ )
RULE 5: HAVE FUN! But if we have to remake the board again, know that the Baroness is going to start snapping horns. ( ˘ ³˘)~♠