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Bellamy ([personal profile] anontrolls) wrote in [community profile] fleetbound2016-03-22 11:54 pm

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(Well, pals, that was one helluva welcome! X dxdn't even need to flxp my own xsh and X got my own personal soaps straxght up on joxnxn! Xs xt always thxs excxtxn? (\ouo/) )

(Speakxn of awks callxn folks out xn person xn publxc places, X was totes gonna send thxs prxvate-lxke, but then X realxzed axn't nobody gotta be mxssxn out on the dxscovery of the mxllennxa. (\uwu/) )

(Heyo, [personal profile] refiningspacetime!)

– screeScree [SS] posted a file: “bonafxdevampxre” –

[A somewhat blurry and zoomed-in phone-cam photo of a particularly dessicated daywalker with olive accents on their dress, lunging upwards at a sheer tree trunk towards the photographer's vantage point with their mouth wide open. Their canines happen to be notably longer than the rest of their teeth.]

(Look, pal! X totes found you a proper drxnker! Now you can lay your poor pusher to rest, pun deffo xntended, and know that the thxngs that go bump xn the day now xnclude blood-suckxng jadebloods out for you personally! (\^u^/) )

(They’re affronted that you axn’t so sure bout thexr exxstence, y’see, wanna come and tell you personal-lxke! (\ouo/) - Or at least X thxnk that's what the dude saxd. Sorta hard to tell, what wxth the drxnker accent.)
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-03-23 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
| Haha | Yes | It Is | Actually | ! |

| We will have to Mutually Bemoan the Fact | that Sipara and OA's past Spats were on an Earlier Iteration of the Forum | and Thus | Lost Forever into the Abyss | But | At Least | Our New Members are Evidently Seeking to amend That for Us | =:) |

| And | Heavens | ! | I'm afraid to Pop Your Bubble | But | I Believe You have been Mislead | by Your | Ah | Rotting New Friend |

| That's clearly an Olive | Everyone knows Fictional Constructs are never |- Olive -| =:) |
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[personal profile] cantankeroustrolls 2016-03-23 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
At what p-int is t-- far f-r belief t- be stretched? What's s- different between what y-u kn-w t- be real and a drinker?
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-03-23 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
| Yes | Well | I don't See a Sparkling | Handsome | Wader | with Violet Eyes | and Horns that Glisten in the Sunlight |

| I see a Dead Oliveblood | Who Looks Like It is About to Lose an Eye |

| Neither of Which are Exactly An Appeal to |- Any -| Shade of Romance | So I Don't Suppose any Wrigglers will be Weeping Over My Declaration that This | Sir | is No Rainbow-Drinker | =:P |
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[personal profile] fleetnpcs 2016-03-23 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
hey,, hey!! no fair,, rs,, you totally don't even read drinker novels,, do you??

tree is TOTALLY a market for one-eyed rotting olivebloods,, in every shade!! i mean,, look at that picture!! that's practically a face made for papping,,

right,, ss?? |8) i bet you could put a filter on that,, and send it off to trolls gone mild!!

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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-03-23 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
| Well | I'm certainly Glad that You're here to Educate Us | on Topics that Civilized Trolls would not Typically Discuss in Public | Such as Engaging in Intimate Moments with the Deceased |

| Thank You for Your Contribution to This Conversation | CC | As Always |

| It is Deeply Appreciated |
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[personal profile] cantankeroustrolls 2016-03-23 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
N-w there, SS, every-ne kn-ws drinkers -nly c-me in shades -f green, and very specific shades at that. There isn't much r--m f-r fins in th-se parameters. I, f-r -ne, find the idea laughable that the caverns w-uld suffer a mutant, much less a jade mutant, t- live.
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[personal profile] cantankeroustrolls 2016-03-23 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Educate me, then, -n h-w likely a finned jade is t- survive past grubh--d.
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-03-23 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
| Ah | ! | I Must Object Here | Once Again |

| Of Course Caverns Suffer Mutants | How else would We Know of Them | ? | If Every Genetic Quirk was Culled from the Start | Then how would We ever Know that Our Species was Capable of such Genetic Mishaps | ? |

| And | Besides | Not Every Mutation | is Necessarily the Sort that Necessitates Culling |
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-03-23 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
| Heavens | Are We getting Philosophical | ? |

| Mm | I suppose I should get Clarification | Before I Go Off on the Many Differences | between the Rotting Dead and the Myth of Rainbow Drinkers |

| That |- Is -| what You're Asking | ? |
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[personal profile] cantankeroustrolls 2016-03-23 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm asking at what p-int the living dead bec-mes implausible. There are plenty -n Alternia wh- d-ubt the existence -f revenants, may I remind y-u.
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2016-03-23 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
| At the Point in Which They Sparkle in the Daylight | And They are Capable of Sentient Thought | Obviously | =:) |

| Forgive Me if This Comes Across as Rude | as That is Honestly not My Intention | But | Whether or Not Some Individuals Believe in the Existence of Revenants | is Frankly Irrelevant to this Discussion | As far as I am Concerned | Haha |

| After All | There are Some Trolls who Question the Existence of | Mm | Say | the Existence of Wings amongst Early Near-Troll Ancestors | but | Their Objections do not Erase the Evidence of Those Species' Existence | Do They | ? |

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[personal profile] inspiredtalesmith 2016-03-23 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
€ome now, sirrah, hast thou no eyes in thy head? 'Tis PLAINLY a walker thou hast photographed. Quite apart from the €aste, its obvious de€ay doth disqualify it a€€ording to the generally agreed-upon parameters for drinkerhood.

I €ommend thee thoroughly for the image itself, however -- the €reature must just have missed thee!!
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[personal profile] inspiredtalesmith 2016-03-23 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Sirrah is here used in its meaning of "form of address for a troll of lower €aste and equal or lesser age, €omparable to the terms 'sir,' 'miss,' or 'mix' for highbloods."

And i'fa€t, I do wear o€ular lenses! They perform with flying €olors their intended task of €orre€ting my vision, whi€h allows me to dis€ern forms within the blur'd €olors of thy photograph. So I must say, thy indubitably fal€oni€ eyesight aside, the fa€t doth remain that the subje€t depi€ted is de€aying. And rainbow drinkers, simply put, do not de€ay.
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[personal profile] inspiredtalesmith 2016-03-23 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose thy hypothesis €ouldst have merit! So little is fa€tually known about drinkers that a propensity for disguising themselves as walkers is by no means beyond plausible theory! THERE’S one for RS's impenetrable s€epti€ism!!

And yes! 'Tis a great tragedy that 'sirrah,' among many su€h words, hath fallen out of favor with modern speakers. Alas for the terms that, had they not been lost to the dust of ages, wouldst greatly €larify our fair language!!
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[personal profile] sanguinaryheartseeker 2016-03-26 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
My goodness, that is quite a picture! I can certainly see how you might mistake it for a drinker at first glance;

3ut as the others have already said, there are many signs that point to this creature simply 3eing a daywalker, and they are quite different;

However... did you say that they spoke to you?

If we are to momentarily entertain the possi3ility that this troll really is a drinker--and I am not saying that they are--you must have offended them quite badly for them to 3e so aggressive! Drinkers are a great deal more civil and civilized than the common daywalker;

Whatever did you say to the poor thing?
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[luisan doesn't know about drinker parasites in spite of HARBORING ONE]

[personal profile] sanguinaryheartseeker 2016-03-26 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Parasite? Oh, dear;

3etween the 'panicked screeching' and that unkind implication, I 3elieve I understand why they were not endeared to you!

I assure you, drinkers are quite capa3le of clim3ing trees, properly or not;

Yes, if this was truly a drinker, I do not 3elieve you would 3e posting!
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[luisan just needs to look deep down inside themself for the truth] [AND LEARN SLANG]

[personal profile] sanguinaryheartseeker 2016-03-27 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Merci, SS, merci! I cannot remem3er the last time I laughed so hard, and I really did need it tonight;

Or should I say, today, since o3viously as a drinker I should favor a 3righter way of speaking ;)

(That was a winking face and not my typing quirk;)

Since you are so fond of Troogle, I must tell you that it has told me that parasites only exist in living hosts;

Rain3ow drinkers are dead, you silly thing!

And... while I appreciate your dedication to keeping this deep, dark secret of mine that you have so cleverly found out;

Why are you doing it for cereals?

I have no cereals to give you;

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