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ALTERNIAN NATION:  MMA Champ Hammad Defeated in Capitol City
CAPITOL CITY CHRONOLOGICAL: RECAP! Hammad Destroyed after Two Round Smackdown
MIXED MODUS FIGHTING ONLINE: PIC: Salty Tears from our Favorite Cuspblood in Capitol City
RUSTBLOOD RUMINATIONS:  Nzinga Continues Run as Super Middleweight Spadebreaker

shit, w/o my glowing presence, this place is deadern than a fucking musclebeast at a blueblood festival. herne i am, busting my shameglobes to shove some trnashy bastarnds face in the grnound, and you all arne just like, falling down on the job.

like, shit, wherne else am i gonna get my downtime enterntainment if you chumps arnen't stepping up?

c'mon, c'mon, anyone even awake on herne?? i know times fucked in east alternia, but only like, half you fuckerns got that excuse going, tyvm.
 

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[refiningspacetime]

| Um | Should I call you Sipara | ? | Since You're Apparently just Flinging Your name Wantonly across the Net Now | For all Near and Sundry to See |

[activatingaggro]

lmaooo, brno, when i said like, anyone awake, i meant anyone E L S E. >;{

nah, you can call me siparna, idgaf. i'm fucking grneat, fuckerns oughta know my name.

[fleetnpcs]

oh my gosh!! is the crying cuspblood YOU spirea??

nice name btw,, dork,, |8)

[activatingaggro]

lmao, stfu. >:} therne's nothing salty abt T H E S E tearns, bb. 100% purne irnon oxide rnight herne.

nah, that's the shitty clown ass i beat. brnah prnactically had gills up to his earns. nasty shit.

[activatingaggro]

wait, wtf, did you just turn my name into one of yrn dumbass plant puns?

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[fleetnpcs]

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[fleetnpcs]

umm,, no?? not since last night?? why?? |8O

[fleetnpcs]

geez no,, spirea is definitely not a plant at all!! as a simple plow through troogle will assure you,,

dumbass!! |8)

[fleetnpcs]

yOU'RE IN OUR EMPRESS'S MOST BELOVED CITY AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO Me?
hOW FUCKING DISAPPOINTINg.

wHAT'S YOUR MOIRAIL'S NAME BTw.

[fleetnpcs]

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[fleetnpcs]

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[fleetnpcs]

or like NEVER RESPOND!! thats fine!! like not ominous and worrying and kind of freaky at ALL??

you dumb sapfucker,, |8l

[refiningspacetime]

| Wow | That's so Hurtful | I think I might Weep Genuine Regretfluid over your Callous Rejection of my Pale Overtures |

| No | Really | I Need to Locate a Cloth Liquid Soaking Square now |

[activatingaggro]

oh, soz. want me to drnaw up all my comfornt squarnes into a virntual pile and shooshpap yrn virntual face forn you?

it's gotta be virntual,lmao, my mitts still got blue undern the claw and i'm too lazy to clean that shit out.

[refiningspacetime]

| Well | Nothing sounds more Appealing than that Vivid Display of Public Pale Affection in a Public Sphere | By Which I mean |- GROSS -|

| And Unnecessary | Because | Guess What |

[refiningspacetime]

| Guess Who is in Capitol City |- RIGHT NOW -| =:B |

[activatingaggro]

wait.
forn rneal?

[refiningspacetime]

| Yes | ! | I would have Called | But You always Turn Off Your Phone after Fights | and I didn't think that This One would Prove an Exception | Even though It has Technically Been an Entire Night |

| Where are You Staying | ? | I tried Querying Boopise | But | I suspect She was Screening my Calls | >=:? |

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hahaha, yeaaaah, girnl was, um, kind of busy most of yesterday.

um. shit, phernes. >:\ i kind of alrneady left?

[refiningspacetime]

| I hope That isn't a Shady Inference that You are | Engaging in Personal Activities | with your Manager Again |
| That's not how the Ashen Quadrant works |

| Wait | Left as in | Left Your Hotel | ? | Because That's no Issue |

[activatingaggro]

don't ask qs you don't wanna know the answern to, bb. >:*

noooo. left as in. left the fucking city and am out nearn newmarnsh.

[refiningspacetime]

| | | |

| Since when do You leave Cities so Fast | Especially after Winning a Title | Usually You're all about Lingering | And Making a Show of Your Opponents Defeat | In the most Thoroughly Distasteful Manner Possible | ! |

[activatingaggro]

since i won vernsus a clown and the carnivals in town, lmao. i like to brnag, i'm not fucking suicidal. these horns arne too sweet to be made into valves for festive noise blowerns, you know?

soz, babe. >:{ if i had known you werne coming, idk, you know i'd have hitched a rnide w/ you instead of boopise. rnails beforne pails. <>

[refiningspacetime]

| Oh | Dear |
| That's |

| Better that You Left then | I certainly don't want You running Afoul of the Mirthful Church | any moreso than You usually Do | Your Horns are much more Suitable to your Inflated Head than as any Decorative Device | <>

[activatingaggro]

haha, shit, at least my horns are prnoporntionate to my head. unlike Y RN monstrnosities. >:}

nah but srnsly. i know you fucking hate newmarnsh, so i won't ask you to like, haul tail down herne, lmao. but you gonna be cool in CC?