FLEETBOUND: an open fantroll musebox

RS: / hello everyoneee /
RS: / i'm, ah, so terribly sorry that this is a video /
RS: / but - haha - i'm afraid it seems like i can't type! /
RS: / i tried but the results were dreadful and i thought to myself /

RS: / pheres m'dear /
RS: / if someone tried to send you a message that looked like this /
RS: / you would toss it in the trash and tell them to get back to you when they've /
RS: / - haaaaaaah - gone and sobered up /

RS: / but hahaha /
RS: / unfortunately~ i don't think i'm going to be sober for a bit yet /
RS: / this party is dreadful /
RS: / people kept refilling my drink /
RS: / which, don't get me wrong, i was very -haah - appreciative of /

RS: / but then someone put something in it /
RS: / and i don't think it was alcohol! /
RS: / and now everything is dreadful and i want to go home /

RS: / any- -- anyway! i was going to get someone to come get me /
RS: / but it turns out my hatefriends are all off drowsing like layabouts /
RS: / sleeping! at this time of day! haaah /
RS: / so i'm just -- haah - waiting until it gets less sunny to go home /
RS: / or a psirunner comes to investigate me on this stoop /
RS: / whichever comes first /

RS: / would someone like to keep me company until then??? /
RS: / please? i am an excellent conversati- conversat-  person to speak to. /
RS: / current - haah - ah, stumbling aside. /