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[fleetnpcs]

Oh, gr3at, looks lik3 this thing has finally d3cid3d to work. W3'v3 sp3nt millions and millions of y3ars taking ov3r th3 3ntir3 galaxy and 3uilding spac3ships, 3ut w3 can't mak3 a husktop work without full 3att3ry charg3? 3ogus, man.

3ut, right, not h3r3 to complain a3out my husktop. Gotta stay on track, 33for3 it d3cid3s to go and k33l ov3r on m3 again.

So, a littl3 3irdy told m3 that this 3oard is a r3gular circl3j3rk of psionics, and I just got an Imp3rial droid-scr33d d3liv3r3d last night. Lucky m3, right? Psionic 3as3lin3 t3sting, two p3rig33s, 33 th3r3 or 33 cull3d and hav3 your 3rain us3d for a 3att3ry, 3luh 3luh 3luh.

I'm not h3r3 to whin3 a3out how th3 fudg3 I can g3t around this, though don't g3t m3 wrong, if you'v3 got any 3xciting s3cr3ts that ar3n't turning up on troogle, you 33tt3r shar3.

3ut, uh. Is th3r3 anyway to g3t around it? 33caus3 I alr3ady pilot a psirunn3r, and, lik3, not looking forward to th3 mandatory upgrad3s.

-MM

Comments

[obstructedantiquity]

yOU

hAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE GABBING ABOUT RIGHT NOW. WHAT SHIT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CARNIVAL? WHAT VERSE DID YOU EVER TAKE INTO YOUR PAN WILLINGLy?

tO GIVE TITHE, TO HAVE YOUR LIFEBLOOD TURNED INTO FUCKING MIRACLES, IS A BLESSING IN ITSELF. A GIFT FROM THE MESSIAHS TO THOSE TOO LOW TO HAVE COLOURS WORTH ANYTHING ELSe.

fUCK YOU, AND FUCK THAT NOISE YOU'RE SPILLING OUT YOUR SEEDBLISTER. YOU CAME OUT OF THE CAVERNS WORTHLESS AND YOU DECIDED TO FUCKING STAY THAT WAY OUT OF SHEER SPITE. WHAT THE FUCK EVER. SORRY THE REST OF US ACTUALLY OPENED OUR SPONGES TO THE WICKED TRUTH OF THE MATTER, AND DECIDED TO PUT OUR SORRY HUSKS TO SOME GOOD FUCKING USe.

[activatingaggro]

lol, you mad, brno?

bluh bluh bluh, why don't you come back and talk to me when you can do morne than rnead out of the hymnbook, tyvm.

[refiningspacetime]

| Wow | Um | No |

| Don't speak to my Moirail Like That |

[obstructedantiquity]

eXCUSE ME? BROTHER, STAY IN YOUR OWN GODDAMN LANe.

[refiningspacetime]

| You're not Her Kismesis | You're not even a Pitch Suitor | So I am Perfectly in My Rights to Say |

| Don't use that Tone with My Moirail |

| She is not Worthless | Just Because She's Intelligent Enough not to Buy Into Your Bizarre Religion |

[obstructedantiquity]

mESSIAHS GRANT ME MIRTH, DEALING WITH ALL THESE FAITHLESS MOTHERFUCKERS. IF BABY GIRL HAD EVEN HALF AN INCH OF DEPTH TO THAT RUSTBUCKET PAN, SHE'D HAVE STUCK WITH IT, INSTEAD OF TURNING INTO SUCH A HUMORLESS BITCh.

bUT FINE. HOW ABOUT THE FACT SHE'S WAXING WICKED HERESAY OVER THE HELMSRIG, THEN? YOU OBVIOUSLY AREN'T ALL ABOUT THE SHIT THEY'RE SPEWINg.

[refiningspacetime]

| No | I am Not Going to have a Pleasant Conversation With You |
| How Disingenuous to Pretend That's what You Entered this Post For |

| And |
| For the Record |

| Do not call my Moirail a Bitch |
| Don't Insinuate Her pan is a Bucket Either |
| And | Don't call Her an Infant Mammalian Progeny |

| I don't know Why You're Doing It | But | You need to Stop |

[obstructedantiquity]

mY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. WATCH YOURSELF, BROTHER, BECAUSE YOU'RE EDGING AWFULLY CLOSE TO A LINE YOU DO NOT WANT TO FUCKING CROSS. WHO ARE YOU TO TRY AND CENSOR WHAT FUCKING SOUNDS COME OUT OF MY BLISTER? I AM GOLD AND YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKING RUSt.

sO MIND YOUR GODDAMN MANNERS. IF I WANT TO WRITE A FALLACIOUS CREED TO DIRT, THEN THAT IS MY WONT AND MY FUCKING RIGHt.

[MOOD: seething and plotting murders]

[refiningspacetime]

| | | |

| Fine | Leave My Moirail Out Of This |
|- PLEASE -|

| =:) |

[obstructedantiquity]

lOOK HOW QUICKLY YOU PULL YOUR HORNS UP. AREN'T YOU A FUCKING treasure. SINCE YOU WENT AND ASKED SO NICELy...

hOW ABOUT YOU MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESs.

[refiningspacetime]

| Fine |

| On the Matter of My Own Fucking Business |
| Lose My Call Number |

[obstructedantiquity]

oH, COME THE FUCK ON. JUST BECAUSE I WENT AND GOT INTO IT WITH YOUR MOIRAIL? THAT'S BULLSHIt.

[refiningspacetime]

| Yes | That | And |

| I don't Date People who Evidently Classify Me as Dirt |
| Funny How That Works |

[obstructedantiquity]

???

wAIT A FUCKING SECOND. I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU, YOU STUPID CHUCKLEHEAd. >:o/

[activatingaggro]

lol, shit.

thought forn a second i was going to have to The Talk w/ phern abt not fucking clowns, but yrn doing a fine job of turning him off all by yrnself, lmaooo.

tyvm forn saving me the time and effornt, babe. >:}

[FILTERED TO REFININGSPACETIME]

[activatingaggro]

okay, ONE:

ugh, fuck you, don't fight rniccin FORN me, omg. <>

two: ???

the fuck is this date shit yrn talking about??

[refiningspacetime]

| Your Attempts to Police My Responses throughout this Post have been Insufferable | But |
| That doesn't Mean People get to Speak To You like That | <> |

| And | Ah | It's Unimportant | ! |

[activatingaggro]

??

no, dds rn.

[refiningspacetime]

| When You were Asleep | Before You Left | I Dropped by Riccin's Hivesuite | Since You have Retained Their Address in Your Addressbook |

| To Which | By The Way | ??? |

| Anyway | I went to Apologise | For My Behaviour while Drunk |

[activatingaggro]

ehhh. we had a thing, beforne pc. lmao, you do not want deets, trnust me. >;}

unless you do?? b/c i got some killer stornies of what a shitty-ass decision T H A T was.

wtf did you do drnunk you had to be sornry for?? >:?

[refiningspacetime]

| Ha | ha |- NO -| Spare me |
| You can Answer | Though | Why are We Doubling Our Question Noodles | ?? |

| Ah | I just | Was very Clingy | And | Purr | y |
| In My Defense | It was Very Hot Outside | And They were Yellow | And thus Notably Cooler than Anything Else in Our General Vicinity |

[activatingaggro]

idk, cc does it and i thought it was cute.

haha, whaaat.

with rniccin? grnoss, dude. might wanna like, go get a healthcheck. >:}

[refiningspacetime]

| Really | ? | Hmmmmmm |
| Picture a Suggestive Eyebrow Raise Accompanied that Comment | FYI | =:) |

| Yes | Well | I went to Apologise and They Showed Me Their Books |
| And |

[activatingaggro]

lmao, stfu w/ yrn hms. >:I

??

and??

showing books bettern not be a weird-ass euphemism.

[activatingaggro]

wait, holy shit, did you pail rniccin?? is that why yrn hemming and hawwing and talking about dates??