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[fleetnpcs]

Oh, gr3at, looks lik3 this thing has finally d3cid3d to work. W3'v3 sp3nt millions and millions of y3ars taking ov3r th3 3ntir3 galaxy and 3uilding spac3ships, 3ut w3 can't mak3 a husktop work without full 3att3ry charg3? 3ogus, man.

3ut, right, not h3r3 to complain a3out my husktop. Gotta stay on track, 33for3 it d3cid3s to go and k33l ov3r on m3 again.

So, a littl3 3irdy told m3 that this 3oard is a r3gular circl3j3rk of psionics, and I just got an Imp3rial droid-scr33d d3liv3r3d last night. Lucky m3, right? Psionic 3as3lin3 t3sting, two p3rig33s, 33 th3r3 or 33 cull3d and hav3 your 3rain us3d for a 3att3ry, 3luh 3luh 3luh.

I'm not h3r3 to whin3 a3out how th3 fudg3 I can g3t around this, though don't g3t m3 wrong, if you'v3 got any 3xciting s3cr3ts that ar3n't turning up on troogle, you 33tt3r shar3.

3ut, uh. Is th3r3 anyway to g3t around it? 33caus3 I alr3ady pilot a psirunn3r, and, lik3, not looking forward to th3 mandatory upgrad3s.

-MM

Comments

[activatingaggro]

good to see you posted! i was starnting to get wornrnied, lmao. abt to starnt checking the newsflesh and make surne you hadn't gone and done some stupid shit. >:}

imps can go fuck themselves, we'll fig. this shit out. >:I i'll trnoogle some shit, lmgbty w/ some dds.

[fleetnpcs]

Y3ah, no, not at th3 point of hurtling mys3lf off of any high bridg3s y3t. Giv3 it anoth3r w33k, ha ha ha.

Don't think you'r3 going to find anything that I didn't. Half th3 r3sults ar3 impf3d propaganda and th3 oth3r half is c3nsor3d. But if you want to try, go ah3ad.

[activatingaggro]

lmao, okay, fuck you, don't even joke abt that shit. we'll get you coverned.

dnw yrn little rnack abt this shit, k. imp censors dont have shit on my sweet searnching skills. got you coverned. >;}

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[obstructedantiquity]

yOU KNOW, I THOUGHT FOR AWHILE THAT YOUR WHOLE CULLBAIT ACT WAS MORE OF YOUR PROMISCIOUS SHIT. ANOTHER WAY TO GET FUCKERS LINED UP TO HATE YOu.

bUT NOW I'M FUCKING WONDERING IF YOU'RE JUST OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MINd.

[fleetnpcs]

!! oh noo,, that is the fucking worst!! i havent gotten one of those yet but the idea is terrifying,,

umm,, i dont know how much really WORKS,, but my spade told me once that if you take mind honey before you go in,, that can fuck up the results??

[fleetnpcs]

G3tting high as a dron3-3ngin3 do3s sound pr3tty app3aling, but I think you'r3 going to hav3 to 3xplain how giving my psionics a pow3rboost is som3thing I want to do.

Lik3, 3nding up as a battl3ship inst3ad of a cruis3r would b3 pr3tty cool, not going to li3, but staying mobil3 would b3 3v3n b3tt3r.

-MM

[platoniccrusader]

?

CC, are y0u w0rried a60ut this? I th0u9ht y0u already t00k y0ur 6si0nic testin9 and they stated y0ur classificati0n was t00 l0w f0r helmsman status.

[obstructedantiquity]

aND WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK WOULD IT BE TERRIFYING? YOU'D BE DOING WHAT YOU WERE PUT IN THE FUCKING SLURRY TO DO. MAKING SOME FRUITFUL PROGRESS OUT OF YOUR DRAB LITTLE LIFE. PUTTING BACK INTO THE EMPIRE WHAT YOU HAVE BLED DRy.

iF YOU GET A FUCKING PSIONIC SLIP, YOU BETTER BE GODDAMN GRATEFUl.

[refiningspacetime]

| Mm | Not as far as I'm Aware | Unfortunately | My best Reccomendation would Be |

| Not Thinking about It until You Must |

[fleetnpcs]

Wow, thanks, that's som3 r3al h3lpful advic3 you'r3 off3ring.

If I want3d to b3 told to stick my horns in th3 sand and hop3 for th3 b3st, I'd go r3ad Imp n3wfl3sh, thanks.

[activatingaggro]

be helpful or gtfo, babe.

[activatingaggro]

O K A Y.

option #1 is mind honey, but like, apparently cc's already got you covered on that, lmaooo.

option #2 is... wait forn it...

[activatingaggro]

.............

[postalprestidigitation]

( - IdGi + wHaT'Re aLl y'aLl gHoUlInG AbOuT? - )

[postalprestidigitation]

( - WhOa + wAiIiIt + aRe tHeY JuSt gIvInG YoU A ShIp? + No bOnEs aBoUt iT? + cUs tHaTs pReTtY SuPeR HeLlA RaD! + *0v0* - )

[fleetnpcs]

okay ive been reading SO MUCH STUFF for this thread guys,,
and like haha!! rs knows how much i hate reeding,, |8) so you know im being serious here!!

mind honey is out,, and so are sipa's weird bug worm things,, which thank FUCK,, no offense sipa,, |8I

but what about soporifics??

[refiningspacetime]

| He can't Go Into Testing Hopped out on Sopor |
| I'm Afraid that'll be the only Thing More Obvious than Coming in with a Parasite | =:| |

[activatingaggro]

what sornt of sopornifics arne we talking herne? 'cause, like, nornmal soporn ain't gonna do shit, srny2say.

[refiningspacetime]

| Okay |
| I see that My Posts have Not Been the most Helpful | And I do Regret that They may have Come Across as Out and Out Offensive | Just because I Prefer not to Think of Issues Like This is No Reason to Denigrate others for Worrying About Them |
| So |

| I did some Research of my Own |

| Have You considered Docking Your Horns | ? |

[fleetnpcs]

Holy shit, why ar3 you always talking about my horns? Starting to g3t a littl3 fr3ak3d out h3r3.

[platoniccrusader]

C0min9 in t0 a testin9 facility with d0cked h0rns may c0me acr0ss as sli9htly sus6ici0us, es6ecially if they're relatively recent.

Unless it's 6articularly a c0mm0n fashi0n am0n9st l0w6l00ds..?

[fleetnpcs]

[|| What the hell is this. ||]
[|| A mass lowblood pitypile? ||]
[|| Kinky. ||]
[|| By which I mean ||]
[|| Gross. ||]

[|| You're all a bunch of whiners. ||]
[|| Just so you know. ||]

[activatingaggro]

omfg. GO AWAY. >:I this shit ain't cute nornmally and it especially isn't cute rn.

[obstructedantiquity]

aREN'T THEY JUSt.

tHINK THEY'D RATHER GO AND DIE ON THE FUCKING FFRONTLINES OF SOME ALIEN DIRTBALL, EXPRESSING THEIR FINE-ASS BONES ON SOMEONE'S GUn. >:o/

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[fleetnpcs( as admin)]

My dearest, most beloved, darling pupas.

Turn my back for one second, and like a group of idiot wrigglers, you all start shitting the recuperacoon. (✿˃﹏˂̵)

This isn't quite illegal frippery you all have been getting up to, so I wasn't going to leave warnings, but honestly, you chuckleheads are beginning to stress me out. (・⺫・) So I am freezing all of this shit.

But no warnings tonight. Aren't you all lucky?

Advice is fine. Keep the verbal death duels to PMS, though, because trust me, no one wants to see your caliginious horn-frotting displays. ( ◜◒◝ )