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HH, darlin9? I have a fav0r t0 ask 0f y0u.

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[fleetnpcs]

[|| Oh, you're breaking out the endearments. ||]
[|| Do me a favor. ||]
[|| On a scale of one to ten, how worried should I be? ||]

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W0rried? Y0ur sense of hum0ur remains im6ecca6le. There's hardly a thin9 I c0uld ask y0u that w0uld 6e w0rth stirrin9 y0ur anxiety 9lands over.

I just wanted y0u t0 visit a c0h0rt 0f 0urs.

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[|| You never let me do anything for you. ||]
[|| So a little trepedition is justified. ||]

[|| Not to cull anyone, I hope. ||]
[|| Do you want me to visit our resident hemomystery? ||]
[|| I spoke to him earlier and he said he used to live by the sea.
[|| And he apparently swims. ||]
[|| Can lowbloods swim? I thought rust sank. ||]

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What a silly questi0n. 0f c0urse they can swim, l0ve: there's n0 phen0l09ical reas0n they c0uldn't. They're still tr0lls.

N0, n0thin9 t0 d0 with RS. Alth0u9h he is a curi0us case.

I was w0nderin9 if y0u w0uld d0 me a fav0r and stay with CC for a few ni9hts? See if y0u can't disc0ura9e her little pitch suit0r to find a m0re suita6le candidate.

[fleetnpcs]

[|| No. ||]

[|| If you're worried about your little pet shitblood, go out there and play auspitice yourself. ||]

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If I leave my j0b, I will essentially be f0rfeittin9 an entire sweeps w0rk. Y0u kn0w that.

HH, her island isn't particularly far fr0m y0u. I checked: it's scarcely a night's sailin9.

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Are we going to pretend that's the reason? ||]
[|| Because as far as excuses come, that's a piss poor one. ||]

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What else d0 y0u have t0 d0 with y0ur time? Read the same b00ks you are always readin9? Start wri99ler's ar9uments with stran9ers 0nline?

Y0u like CC well en0u9h. What is the issue here?

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Nothing like insults to get a fellow motivated. ||]

[|| I tolerate her for you. ||]
[|| That doesn't mean I'm going to go play foursquares with her. ||]

[|| She's grown. Let her handle her own business. ||]

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I'm not insulting y0u! Y0u've c0m6ained t0 me ab0ut h0w 60red y0u are bef0re, just driftin9 0n y0ur b0at. Well, here is s0methin9 that y0u c0uld d0.

F0r goodness sake, I'm n0t adv0catin9 that y0u g0 there and start swin9in9 clu6s. I just want y0u t0 see if the seadweller can't be talked t0, inf0rmed that she's already taken.

I d0n't want CC t0 be - mauled by s0me suit0r wh0 d0esn't understand n0.

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If y0u w0n't, I understand. I w0n't try and harran9ue y0u int0 d0in9 s0methin9 that y0u d0n't want t0 d0.

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Really? ||]
[|| You're just going to let her do her thing, then. ||]

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0f c0urse n0t. I'll just 90 myself.

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[|| That's ||]
[|| a terrible idea. ||]

[|| What are you going to do with a seadweller? ||]
[|| Look down your nose and ask very politely? ||]

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I will fi9ure it 0ut.

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[|| And what about your job? ||]
[|| Planning on giving up and going into the caverns like a good little matron? ||]

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I d0n't

I a66reciate y0ur questi0ns, HH, but if y0u're not g0in9 to help me, I fail t0 see what the 6ur6p0se 0f c0ntinuin9 0ur discussi0n is.

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Fine. ||]
[|| You win. ||]

[|| I'll go check in on your little dirtpatch for you. ||]

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N0.

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[|| Oh, come on. ||]
[|| Don't waste my fucking time, PC. ||]

[|| If it's down to me dealing with your pet lowblood for a few nights, or letting you go off, sabotage your career AND get drowned by a brinesucker. ||]
[|| Well. I'll deal with CC. ||]
[|| Okay? ||]

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N0!!!

I d0 n0t want y0ur help.

I th0u9ht y0u mi9ht d0 this bec9us9 CC's y0u6 friend, t00 - but evidently I w9s inc0669ct! )f c0u6s6 y0u a6r6n't f6i6nds with dirtblood, 0r pusbl00d, 0r any 0ther d660gat06y p66fix6s. Fine. I was w60n9, and 66in9 a silly w6iggl66. That's fin9.

I will h9ndl9 it myself, as I sh0uld have f60m th6 sta6t. I ap0l09is9 f06 inc0nv6ni6ncin9 y0u f60m y0u6 busy fuckin9 lif6. Hi9hbl00d.

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Holy shit. ||]
[|| Have I ever told you that your quirk is fucking unintelligible when you get upset? ||]

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Wait, shit, ignore that. ||]

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Look. ||]
[|| I'm sorry ||]
[|| that I called CC a dirtblood. ||]
[|| I knew that would upset you and so that was pretty fucked up to say. ||]

[fleetnpcs]

[|| You're not inconveniencing me. I'll go check in on her, okay? ||]

[|| Come on. ||]

[|| Please tell me you haven't already sold all of your shit for a boat. ||]

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Myrrha! ||]

[|| Fucking tyrian tits. ||]