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[fleetnpcs]

[filtered to platonicCrusader | low security]

[|| Myrrha. ||]
[|| I know I pissed you off. ||]
[|| But if you could stop ignoring me for two seconds to confirm that you're not dead in the sea, that would be fucking great. ||]

[|| Please? ||]

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[filtered to obstructedAntiquity | low security]

[|| Has Myrrha contacted you? ||]

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[fleetnpcs]

wHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIMe?

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Fuck you. ||]
[|| Answer the question. ||]

[fleetnpcs]

aND WHY WOULD I GO AND DO THAT, MY BLASPHEMOUS BRo?

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Let's not play this hoofbeast game, okay. ||]
[|| As your blood superior, I'm ordering you: ||]
[|| Did Myrrha contact you? ||]

[fleetnpcs]

hA. HA. FUCKING Ha.
eXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME, HIGHBLOOd.

nO. SHE HASN'T TALKED TO ME IN, SHIT, THREE NIGHTs?
sOMETHING LIKE THAt.

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Well, shit. ||]
[|| She's probably gone and ||]
[|| Fuck. ||]

[|| Ricinn, you have to talk to her. ||]

[fleetnpcs]

iS THAT AN ORDER, TOo?

jUST CURIOUs. :o)

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Do you want it to be? ||]
[|| No, it's not a fucking order, which you'd know, if you'd stop playing the jackass for two seconds. ||]

[fleetnpcs]

oH, GOOd.
tHEN I'LL BE HONEST. STOP BEING A FUCKING PUPA AND ACT YOUR GODDAMN CASTE. UNLESS YOU'RE TRYING TO BE PATHETIC. IN WHICH CASE. CRY MORe. :o)

tHE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME? TELL HER SHE'S GOING TO DIE ALONE IN THE BROODING CAVERNS? BECAUSE THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUs.

[fleetnpcs]

[|| ... ||]
[|| No, I did not. ||]
[|| And fuck you, I was six. When are we going to put that to rest? ||]

[|| She asked me to go check on CC and play auspistice between her and the seadweller. As one highblood to another. ||]
[|| And I said no. ||]

[fleetnpcs]

wHEN YOU STOP REACTING SO MAGNIFICENTLy. :o)

cC NEEDS TO LEARN TO SHUT HER MOUTH AND LEARN TO BE FUCKING GRATEFUL. A SEADWELLER'S A STEP UP FROM THE BILGEBLOOD SHE'S BEEN PAILING. A STEP UP FOR THE WICKED BULLSHIT YOU USUALLY MEDDLE IN, TOO. EVEN IF ONE THIRD OF YOUR CLUB WOULD BE WORTHLESs.

bUT YOU SAID NO. OKAY. WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU SAy.

[fleetnpcs]

[|| I may have called CC a dirtblood. ||]
[|| And ||]
[|| told PC she ought to just go herself, if she was so worried about her pet lowblood. ||]

[fleetnpcs]

hAHAHA. CARNIVAL AND FUCKING ROPES. THAT IS GREAt.

iF I WERE IN EAST ALTERNIA STILL, I'D KISS YOU RIGHT ON THE SEEDFLAP. YOU FUCKED UP, BROTHER OF MINE. HOW'D YOUR LITTLE PALESIS RESPOND TO THAT? DID SHE DO A RIGHTEOUS PRATFALL STRAIGHT INTO YOUR DANK-ASS PILE OF BOOKS LIKE YOU WERE HOPINg?

[fleetnpcs]

[|| :\ ||]
[|| No. ||]
[|| She said she'd just go herself, then. ||]

[|| ||]
[|| And I think she blocked me. ||]

[fleetnpcs]

lET ME CONFIRM THAT FOR YOU. SHE BLOCKED YOU. SHE BLOCKED YOU ON HERE, ON TROLLIAN, ON HER PHONE, AND ON THE FLEETNET. YOU ARE COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY FUCKING BLOCKEd.

sO NOW SHE'S OFF TO VISIT CC. GOOD JOb.

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Not a good fucking job. Do you even talk to Myrrha? ||]
[|| She's going to lose her position with the paingineers if she leaves the station. ||]
[|| Do you know how many strings we had to pull to get her that position? She's a cusp. One fuck up, and they'll shove her with the dolorosas. ||]

[fleetnpcs]

yES, AND OBVIOUSLY I TALK TO HER MORE THAN FUCKING YOU, SEEING AS I'M NOT THE DUMBASS WHO CALLED HER FLUSHCRUSH A DIRTBLOOD TO HER WICKED FACE. BABY GIRL ACTS LIKE THAT SHIT IS DOWNRIGHT BLASPHEMEOUs.

iF SHE'S DECIDED HER SHITTY PAIL IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HER FUTURE, WHO ARE WE TO FUCKING JUDGE? IT'S CERTAINLY NOT MY PLACE TO GET MY SNIFFER ALL UP AND BOTHERED IN A TEALBLOOD'S BUSINESs.

eXCUSE ME. A JADEBLOOD's. :o)

[fleetnpcs]

[|| That's ||]
[|| fair. Fuck. ||]

[|| That second bit is complete fucking bullshit, though. ||]
[|| Don't act like you give a damn about minding your place. ||]
[|| You certainly weren't earlier. ||]

[fleetnpcs]

oH PLEASE, DON'T TRY TO START WITH ME, BOY. I'VE READ THE BOOKS. I'VE GONE TO CARNIVAL. I KNOW THE SACRED PLACE PUT FORTH TO EACH AND EVERY SINGLE CHUCKLEFUCK HATCHED ON THIS PLANET, AND I KNOW THE ROLE I WAS MEANT TO LEGITIMATELY FUCKING PLAy.

yOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO WEAR EACH DAy. IT'S PATHETIc.

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Do not even start that clown shit with me right now. ||]
[|| And stop hitting on me. ||]
[|| There are times and places, Ricinn, and this is not one of them. ||]

[|| If she contacts you, will you let me know? ||]

[fleetnpcs]

cLOWN SHIT? YOU BLASPHEMOUS FUCKER, I HAVE NEVER STOPPED THE CLOWN SHIt.

gONNA PAINT YOUR FACE AND TAKE YOU TO CHURCH ONE DAY, AND THEN YOU'LL SEE WHAT SWEET MIRTH YOU'VE BEEN MISSING. YOU'D BE A REAL NATURAL WITH THAT SORT OF WICKED HUMOR. ME, HITTING ON YOU? PLEASe.

i'VE GOT MY NETS ON A MUCH BETTER CATCh. :o)

mAYBE I WILL. MAYBE I WON'T. WE'LL SEE WHERE THE WICKED MIRTH TAKES ME, BABY BRo.

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Fucking hell. ||]
[|| Sometimes I forget why I talk to you. ||]

[|| I guess that'll have to do. ||]

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Wait, excuse me? ||]
[|| Better than me? ||]

[|| Who the hell are you chasing? ||]