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fleetbound2014-11-29 07:38 pm
fleetnpcs) wrote in fleetbound2014-11-29 07:38 pm
MODSQUAD 02
Hello, my magnificent fuck-ups!
The modsquad and I are all very excited the forum seems to be taking off well. To quote the Baroness: "all these fucking twerps do is glub, glub, glub". It's true! You kids never clam up, which is good, because otherwise I'd be out of a job. So keep up the good work. ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆
Now! Your incessant yammering means that we've had to breed some new serverhosts, and let me tell you, having to convince the Apiarist to stop fondling his hives long enough to do that was scarier than an Imperial cagematch! But lucky for you, since he was in the system anyway, I got him to agree to a few upgrades I think you'll all find very exciting. | ￣∀￣ |
The modsquad and I are all very excited the forum seems to be taking off well. To quote the Baroness: "all these fucking twerps do is glub, glub, glub". It's true! You kids never clam up, which is good, because otherwise I'd be out of a job. So keep up the good work. ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆
Now! Your incessant yammering means that we've had to breed some new serverhosts, and let me tell you, having to convince the Apiarist to stop fondling his hives long enough to do that was scarier than an Imperial cagematch! But lucky for you, since he was in the system anyway, I got him to agree to a few upgrades I think you'll all find very exciting. | ￣∀￣ |
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First of all, we've instated anonymous accounts for those recalcitrant troublemakers who might not want to sign up legitimately. What's this mean for you, our lovely, law-abiding netizens? （*´▽｀*） Well, not much! But now you can flash the namestrand for our section of the web and get your hatefriends hooked up here, even when sign-ons are off. (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )
Now, this may have a few problems at first. Namely, some of you kids might realise your icons are showing up as the anonymous ones. If that's happened to you, sorry to say, the Apiarist said - and I quote him here - "the fuck are you still here for? are you recor- goddamnit, okay, tell the little fuckers to remake their goddamn accounts and BUZZ OFF".
That Apiarist. Always such a kidder! (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ) But I'm sad to tell you, they're legally obliged only to tell the truth. That's the only fix you're getting, folks!
Now, some of you may already be moaning about remaking your account, but I've given everyone a sign-up token to make it easy, so keep that shit to PM's because I don't want to see it. This new anonymous system is worth it! I think it'll bring in some exciting new faces to our little clade-comm, and I'm personally looking forward to the opportunity for fresh blood. (ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)
Second of all, there's been a few upgrades to the rules. Make sure you point your gander-bulbs at those, or else! As fun as it is to slam down warnings on you lot of chuckleheads, sometimes even my itchy hands get tired of bringing down the righteous club of reprimand. (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
Now, that's all! Enjoy the new forum upgrades, y'all. ( ◜◒◝ )
Now, this may have a few problems at first. Namely, some of you kids might realise your icons are showing up as the anonymous ones. If that's happened to you, sorry to say, the Apiarist said - and I quote him here - "the fuck are you still here for? are you recor- goddamnit, okay, tell the little fuckers to remake their goddamn accounts and BUZZ OFF".
That Apiarist. Always such a kidder! (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ) But I'm sad to tell you, they're legally obliged only to tell the truth. That's the only fix you're getting, folks!
Now, some of you may already be moaning about remaking your account, but I've given everyone a sign-up token to make it easy, so keep that shit to PM's because I don't want to see it. This new anonymous system is worth it! I think it'll bring in some exciting new faces to our little clade-comm, and I'm personally looking forward to the opportunity for fresh blood. (ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)
Second of all, there's been a few upgrades to the rules. Make sure you point your gander-bulbs at those, or else! As fun as it is to slam down warnings on you lot of chuckleheads, sometimes even my itchy hands get tired of bringing down the righteous club of reprimand. (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
Now, that's all! Enjoy the new forum upgrades, y'all. ( ◜◒◝ )
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