fleetnpcs: (ALTERNIA -> wakefulThrenody)
fleetnpcs ([personal profile] fleetnpcs) wrote in [community profile] fleetbound 2015-11-30 11:10 pm (UTC)

Now, you might be saying to yourself: well, Johnny, this man sounds mad!

But I'm here to assure you that everything you read on this page is 110% true, or your caegars back. Grub juice is one of the hardest components to cook with, and many recipes take great pains to ensure that the cook properly drains the grub beforehand. But I am here tonight to tell you that this is honestly COMPLETE BULLSHIT.

In the pre-Tyrian Empire, when trolls lived wild and free across the plains of our great continent, they didn't have time to do things like drain grubs, or bake bread. Instead, they hunted, and what they caught, they would consume whole, before it had even fallen to the ground!

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