dudE you rEmEmbEr yourE not thE only profEssional hErE right
.I. haVE all thosE formal ass makE you look likE a compEtEnt troll businEss profilEs too
buuut if youVE got onE that isnt so formal lEt .ME. know

oh by thE way chEck your phonE .PHERES.I. think youll likE what you sEE
its a good thing .I.m hErE and dont mind rEminding you what .I. look likE
.I. dont know what .I.d do if pEoplE suddEnly forgot what .I. lookEd likE
lEast of all you

goddamn .PHERES. why didnt you tEll .ME. it was a lasagna
thats thE pasta scEntEd scum of thE planEt thEyVE killEd almost EVEryonEs lusus at somE point
unfortunatEly not .MINE. but
.I. guEss pasta is out for that dinnEr datE in that casE
sincE wE dont want you brEaking down oVEr .TOMATOES. in public
bEcause somEonEs going to film that and plastEr it all oVEr thE wEb and wE all know it

naaaah .I. think my horns will bE just finE
thEyrE prEtty tough you know
thEyVE takEn a fEw hits and thEyrE still finE and propErly crack frEE
.I. can sEnd you a picturE of thosE too if you nEEd proof
EVEn though .I.m surE you rEmEmbEr .QUITE WELL. what thEy look likE

and that is why .I. handlE thE mirrors and also why said mirrors will dEfinitEly .NOT. bE handlEd by thE guy who got windEd climbing up a laddEr
spEaking of tEll .ME. youVE bEEn practicing your laddEr climbing sincE thEn
bEcausE that actually was kind of as tErrifying as it was hilarious holy shit