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[havesomefantrolls]

thErE was a distinct lack of .ME. up in hErE and .I. just couldnt lEt that stand
and thErEforE it was .MY. job to fix that
fEast your gandErglobEs on this fantastic fucking spEcimEn of a troll
yourE wElcomE

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[refiningspacetime]

| Heavens | You didn't Take It in Your Recreationblock | ? |

| I rather Thought You Took all Of Your Selfies There | With all the Mirrors |
| So Everyone would be Exposed to the Maximum Amount of Your Visage |

meganeNarcissus

[havesomefantrolls]

.I. takE it in a lot of placEs .PHERES. you know that
but no .I. dEcidEd against it this time on thE grounds that .I. got a fEw nEw mirrors and unfortunatEly lEft mysElf with lEss than optimal sElfiE taking spots in my rEspitEblock and .I. didnt fEEl likE moVing thEm today
haVE you EVEr .SEEN. what happEns whEn you haVE about 20 mirrors rEflEcting Each other
apprEciatE your currEnt lack of a hEadachE
you can thank .ME. latEr
maybE oVEr dinnEr ;)

[refiningspacetime]

| | | | Ah | I'm not On Your Fangbook | Emerel | so I don't See How I'd Know That | Hahaha | But | I Suppose You Must | ! | That is a Key Part in | the Ideal Selfie | After All | A | Varied number | of | Backgrounds | ? | You wouldn't Want the Viewers to get | Um | Bored | ? | Staring at the Same Backdrop | in Every Photo |

| Haha |

| I think the Only Person Afflicted with a Headache would be You | ! | Given that Your Image would have been Reduced to One Blank Sheet of White | Hardly an Ideal Alternative | to | Haah | Seeing Your Face | but Not |- Quite -| a Feat worth Dinner | =:P |

| Why don't You Just Cover Them with a Cloth | instead of Moving Them | ? |

| | | It seems Less Hazardous | I mean | Consider | ! | What if You Slipped in the Process of Transportation | and Put Your Horns Right Through the Glass | ? |

meganeNarcissus

[havesomefantrolls]

wEll shit
do you EVEn haVE a fangbook .I. can add you
wEll just prEtEnd you haVE Enough fangs to bE on fangbook

.PHERES.I.m just gEtting startEd
dont undErEstimatE .MY. ability to takE a sElfiE
this is just thE tip of thE icEbErg
but if you want .I. can always sEnd you a fEw Extras in priVatE
and wEll sEE juuuuust how crEatiVE .I. can bE ;)

yourE just saying that bEcausE yourE allErgic to food
why do you hatE Eating .PHERES.
who hurt you
did a lasagna snub you at a party oncE
wEll it .JUST SO HAPPENS. that my horns arE short and pErfEctly curVEd
EVEn if thEy hit thE mirror thE worst thEy would do is scratch it and maybE lEaVE a crack
.I. dont bothEr with chEap glass

now if .I. had big ol woolbEast horns on thE othEr hand
thEn itd bE a diffErEnt story
and would probably End with glass shards stuck in somEonEs hair
and thE wrath of thE woolbEast dEitiEs incurred

[refiningspacetime]

| Of Course I Do | ! | But | Ah | On Second Thought | It is a Professional One | so I suppose You Wouldn't really have Much Reason to Add It |

| Haha | Ah | Well | Why not | ? | I Won't Dissuade You | as | I Could Use a New Contact Photo for You | =:B | The Old One is | what | Nearly a Perigee Old | ? | Clearly Outdated | ! | I wouldn't Want to Forget What Your Face |- Currently -| Looks Like |

| You've Figured It Out | A Lasagna Actually Drowned My Lusus | It was Very Tragic | I Wept For Entire Days | Unable to Sleep | Haunted by the Thought of Edible Nightshades |

| I have to Admit | My Concern does not Lie with the Mirror | in this Situation | I'd Rather You not Get a Crack in Your |- Horns -| which Seems Infinitely More Likely | ? |

| Your Mythologisation of My Hair remains Entertaining | But | Alas | I am Afraid even the Strongest of Gels | or Fictional Deities | cannot Render It Impervious to the Cutting Power of Glass | It would Slice through Me Like the Truth | through Orpheo's History Facts | =:P |

meganeNarcissus

[havesomefantrolls]

dudE you rEmEmbEr yourE not thE only profEssional hErE right
.I. haVE all thosE formal ass makE you look likE a compEtEnt troll businEss profilEs too
buuut if youVE got onE that isnt so formal lEt .ME. know

oh by thE way chEck your phonE .PHERES.I. think youll likE what you sEE
its a good thing .I.m hErE and dont mind rEminding you what .I. look likE
.I. dont know what .I.d do if pEoplE suddEnly forgot what .I. lookEd likE
lEast of all you

goddamn .PHERES. why didnt you tEll .ME. it was a lasagna
thats thE pasta scEntEd scum of thE planEt thEyVE killEd almost EVEryonEs lusus at somE point
unfortunatEly not .MINE. but
.I. guEss pasta is out for that dinnEr datE in that casE
sincE wE dont want you brEaking down oVEr .TOMATOES. in public
bEcause somEonEs going to film that and plastEr it all oVEr thE wEb and wE all know it

naaaah .I. think my horns will bE just finE
thEyrE prEtty tough you know
thEyVE takEn a fEw hits and thEyrE still finE and propErly crack frEE
.I. can sEnd you a picturE of thosE too if you nEEd proof
EVEn though .I.m surE you rEmEmbEr .QUITE WELL. what thEy look likE

and that is why .I. handlE thE mirrors and also why said mirrors will dEfinitEly .NOT. bE handlEd by thE guy who got windEd climbing up a laddEr
spEaking of tEll .ME. youVE bEEn practicing your laddEr climbing sincE thEn
bEcausE that actually was kind of as tErrifying as it was hilarious holy shit

[refiningspacetime]

| Oh | ! | Is That So | ? | You should Add Me on That | Then | ! | Is It a Professional Profile for Your Job | ? | Or for | ah | other Hobbies | ? |

| Aha | Ah | Well | ! | That was a Quick Response | Congratulations | Emerel | You have a New Display Photo | I do hope That was the Image You Intended on Sending | =:P |

| See | You're so Considerate | I don't Know Why You Object to Being Labelled as Nice At All | Yes | We do not Need Me Engaging in an Emotional Episode over the | Admittedly Expected | but still Deleterious and somehow Devastating | Arrival of Pasta | That would be Embarrassing |

| Although | Perhaps It would End like in a Film | Someone Plasters My Face all over the Web | in Such a Pathetic Display | and I am Swept Away by a Mysterious Benefactor | Who is Overcome by Inspiration from My Splendid Features and Acting Abilities |

| Ah | For Purposes of Becoming an Actor | Obviously | ! | I think I am Fairly Well-Situated right now | in My Romantic Spheres | All Things Considered |

| And | I did not Get Winded Climbing a Ladder | That is a Cruel Misrepresentation of That Entire Situation | =:I |

meganeNarcissus

[havesomefantrolls]

nopE its actually for all thE profEssional jazz
no quirk and EVErything can you bEliEVE it
.I. dont sEE why youd want to gEt addEd to .MY. businEss profilE to bE honEst
you wont Exactly gEt .MY. sparkling brand of uniquE humor thErE
and .I. know how much you Enjoy .MY. sparkling brand of uniquE humor

wEll lEt .ME. put it this way .PHERES.
.I. dont sEnd out picturEs .I.m worriEd about haVing gEt around
fEEl honorEd .I. saVEd the bEst just for you

of coursE if your prEViously unknown pasta phobia EVEr gEts to bE too much to handlE thEn you can always cry on .MY. shouldEr
sincE yourE still inExplicably conVincEd that .I.m nicE
.I. probably wont rEcord it

a mystErious bEnEfactor oVErcomE by inspiration
.PHERES.
do you rEmEmbEr that talk wE had about how moViEs arEnt rEal lifE
it was around thE samE timE wE wErE discussing thE mErits of drinkErs who stop to count thE goddamn ricE on the floor
and by thE way thats still bullshit nobody doEs that lEt alonE a bloodthirsty prEdator

.POINT BEING.I.m prEtty surE yourE morE likEly to gEt swEpt away by somEonE who wants to put you in a pasta commErcial
hEy doEs thE gEnEric .BRAND A. pasta makE you cry at night
comE and try .BRAND B. instEad
no tEars only rEal frEsh ingrEdiEnts and locks of rEal woolbEast fluff
thats a liE thEy almost nEVEr usE frEsh ingrEdiEnts but thats bEsidE thE point
though if you do EVEr gEt swEpt up by a mystErious and good looking strangEr gEt .ME. a picturE

haha glad to bE of sErVicE ;)

dudE you climbEd halfway up a laddEr
got to thE top
and wErE panting so hard that .I. thought thE Effort actually gaVE you an attack
plEasE tEll .ME. how thE hEll that doEsnt qualify as bEing windEd
.I. hatE to say it but you suck at climbing laddErs man

[activatingaggro]

wait, wait, what sornt of picturnes arne we talking, herne?

phern, arne you exchanging pp's?

S A L A C I O U S pp's? hot damn, dude, i didn't know you had it in you.

[refiningspacetime]

| What |
| Which PP's are You Talking About | ? |

[activatingaggro]

lmao, you came up w/ the acrnonym and you can't even rnemembern it? supern lame, dude.

you know, pp. like, i was all 'oh, phern, pp, i miss yrn darnling pointy schnozz', and you werne all, '| I Refuse To Post Illicit Pictures On This Forum Filled With Children | How Dare You Insinuate That I Would Ever Engage In Such Activities | ! |'

[refiningspacetime]

|- HAHAHA -| I do Love Your Sense of Humor | So Whimsical | so Prone to Sudden Exaggerations | =:I |

| No | I am Not | We are Discussing Perfectly Appropriate Pictures | Obviously | as Befits Individuals of Our Age | And Standing | You Deviant |

meganeNarcissus

[havesomefantrolls]

oooh .PHERES.
just what kind of a sordid picturE sharing past arE wE all talking about hErE
.I. didnt think you had it in you wow

[activatingaggro]

past? fuck pasts, man, therne is like, an entirne H I S T O RN Y. >;}

[refiningspacetime]

|- BECAUSE I DON'T -|

| =>:I |

[refiningspacetime]

| Nosiness | ! | Haha |

| And | Well | Heavens | How can I Reject a Dinner Proposition Now | given that It'll Include a Good Cry afterwards | ? | That's Certainly My Favorite Activity | Crying | Over Pasta | Very Dignified | =:B |

| Hah | It's More Real than You'd Think | Honestly | ! | Haven't You ever had A Stranger Approach | and Been So Befuddled as to Say | "Oh! Sir! Please Come with Me on a Trip or a Tour or Anything that Would Grace Me with Your Utmost Presence!" | Admittedly | I've never been Put in a Movie | but I am Sure If I had not Suspected There were Nefarious Purposes to Such Offers | such as Feeding Me to a Hungry Lusus | I'm Certain I would have Been | =:P |

| Mm | I don't Think I Suck at Climbing Ladders | as You Put It | so much as Ladders are a Frankly Unnecessary Invention | Especially for Me |

| Besides | I am Sure You'd be Panting if You Had to Jump All the Way to the Top Of Your Hive | ! | Not to say that I |- Was -| Tired | I was Simply Catching My Breath |

meganeNarcissus

[havesomefantrolls]

wEll you know as much as .I. haVE that problEm
and bEliEVE .ME.I.VE had that problEm .A LOT.
its nEVEr bEEn thE rEsult of .ME. crying oVEr my dinnEr
EVEn thE most tErrifying bowl of pasta in thE EmpirE
rEally though nEVEr accEpt random moViE proposals from strangErs bEcausE thEy probably do want to fEEd you to somEthing and .I.m kind of not into thE nEcrophilia thing

uh huh surE
and .I.m surE you doubling oVEr and whEEzing was also part of catching your brEath
.I. was thErE .PHERES. rEmEmbEr