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[genociderfantrolls]

i FEEl BEtrAyED. i hAvE BEEn BAmBoozlED.

my DAmnED sqqquAD lEADEr tAlkED mE into DoinG this BCAusE shE sAiD shE wAs GonnA join in, AnD shE just tolD mE shE wAsn't GonnA But iF i triED to qqquit shE'D BloCk oFF my rEspppitE BloCk.

whAtEvEr GoDs ArE out thErE, ppplEAsE, sAvE mE From this CruEl AnD unusuAl pppunishmEnt.

GuEss shE's Got A pppoint thAt i Don't intErACt with othEr pppEoppplE EnouGh, thouGh.

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paroxysmalSynthetic

[cantankeroustrolls]

your3 zo antizocial your bozz had to trick you into joining a forum ar3 you kidding m3 thatz th3 mozt path3tic thing iv3 h3ard a11 night and iv3 b33n zubj3ct3d to z3v3ral roundz of crying coldblood

i hop3 your3 proud of yourz3lf

cacophonousConcerto

[genociderfantrolls]

ConsiDErinG thAt i'vE BEEn spppEnDinG likE, ninEty pppErCEnt oF my timE tryinG to Do thE Bullshit Amount oF work shE AnD thE GoDDAmn trolls in ChArGE oF thE ppproGrAm i'm in GivE mE, i Don't hAvE A wholE FuCkin' lot oF timE to B out AnD ABout.

pppoint wAs shE's B-inG A FuCkinG AssholE ABout thE EntirE thinG AnD it tiCks mE oFF.

[platoniccrusader]

Ah, the 9li9ht 0f an 0verzeal0us su9ervis0r is a very real 0ne! Thankfully, mine have never 6een s0 intereste9 in my 9ers0nal affairs as t0 9lay such an un9erhan9e9 trick, but that d0es s0un9 te9i0us.

What s0rt 0f w0rk are y0u in? 9erha9s y0u c0ul9 c0nvince her t0 re9istri6ute s0me 0f y0ur w0rkl0a9 thr0u9h the hirin9 0f m0re em9l0yees, and thus increase y0ur s0cial e90sure at the same time. :)

[activatingaggro]

severnal rnounds? what, 'cause you punched 'em?

screeScree

[anontrolls]

(Before anyone says xsh bout xt, X just want xt on record that none of xt was my fault!)

paroxysmalSynthetic

[cantankeroustrolls]

itz at l3azt 20% your fault

screeScree

[anontrolls]

(12%! (\uwu/) )

paroxysmalSynthetic

[cantankeroustrolls]

18%

screeScree

[anontrolls]

(Fxlthy lxar. (\on,o/) )

paroxysmalSynthetic

[cantankeroustrolls]

25%?

paroxysmalSynthetic

[cantankeroustrolls]

i maintain i did nothing wrong

[activatingaggro]

if shit's 75% yrn fault, that is like, T O T E S blameless.

like, that's prnactically a c.

and some ppl say c stands forn culling, but that's just, like, a mattern of opinion.

paroxysmalSynthetic

[cantankeroustrolls]

who zaid th3 oth3r 75% waz min3 abzolut3ly no on3 zaid that

[activatingaggro]

lmao, o??

well, damn, girnl, i didn't even think abt that.

was the othern 75% anothern crnyning highblood??

paroxysmalSynthetic

[cantankeroustrolls]

i dont actua11y know imagin3 that i gu3zz im not digging into zom3on3 3lz3z lf3 for th3 3xact proportionz of blam3 gu3zz who do3znt know or car3 what lanky mcgr33ni3 do3z in hiz fr33 tim3 to ti3 hiz box3rz in knotz
itz m3
holy zhitap3z z3rv3d with butt3r itz incr3dibl3 might i r3comm3nd to your undoubtably fin3 azz3d z3lf caring l3zz about things that hav3 no conz3qu3nc3 on your nightly lif3
but y3z i imagin3 th3 r3zt of th3 fault iz anoth3r crying highblood coz why th3 fuck not

[scary_tale]

I completely symp4thize with this 100%. My C4pt4in h4s 4ssigned me 4 required d4ily quot4 for soci4l time. It is entirely useless when proper work could be done.

[deimaticintentions]

~ Have you considered, my good sir ~ that perhaps ~ the wild joy and frivolity that blooms in a troll's heart when they catch the disease FRIENDSHIP ~ is a type of proper work itself ~ ?