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[fleetnpcs]

hi guys!! |8B sorry for not checking in lately but ive been superduper busy!! i see we have a new board though that's neat?? |8O

anyway im still busy!! im just on right now because i have a verytinyproblem and i thoughtmaybe someone on here mighthave an idea of how to handle it??

theres a girl whokeeps taking potshots at my treehouse and at first i was okaywithit because she was a reely badshot?? she couldn't hit the broad side of an herdbeast hive if she tried, nevermind my little hive!! |8B

but then now shes started shooting at mydad whenever he comes to visit and thats just not okay!! my dad is really old!! he could DIE?? and then i got up tonight and she stole some of my woolbeasts too!!

she lives on a boat!! she doesn't even NEED woolbeasts!!

so what should i do?? i was going to just like askher nicely to go the fuck away but she absconds whenever sheseesme!! it's driving me knotty!! should i layout traps?? is that overboard?? |8/

i dont want to hurther i just want her to goaway but i cant keep shrubbing this off either!!

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[activatingaggro]

wait, isn't yourn dad like, fuck huge? have him eat hern. prnoblem solved.

[fleetnpcs]

umm he is kindofhuge i guess!! |8O but he cant eat her AA jeez dont you even read??

he's old!! he doesn't have TEETH!!

[activatingaggro]

lmao, arne you saying his teeth all fell out? what sornt of a lame-ass sea hoofbeast is he? >:?

[fleetnpcs]

oh gosh talking to you is fruitless!! >8O are you always this dumb?? or are you just trying to make me fir-ious??

hes not a sea hoofbeast!! ive only told you that like a GAZILLION times!!

[activatingaggro]

giiiiirl, i'm not the one frnetting overn some basic shit like lusii care. >;)

hes a fuck huge sea monstern that eats kelp n shit. sounds like a hoofbeast to me.

[fleetnpcs]

that is because you are as thick as a goddamn tree!! >8O



do yew see any fucking hooves on him?? NO!! BECAUSE HES NOT A HOOFBEAST!!

[activatingaggro]

did you drnaw that??

[activatingaggro]

because it's actually kind of neat

[activatingaggro]

how fucking ternrnible you arne at drnawing shit. jfc, i think my lusus drnaws better than that.

lmao, is that supposed to be a boat??

[fleetnpcs]

oh my GOD shut the fuck up!! |>8O

ignore the fucking boat and look at my lusus!! he is a tuskless sea tuskbeast!! not a hoofbeast!! not a musclebeast!! NOT ANYTHING ELSE!!

[activatingaggro]

jfc take the stick outta yourn nook and take a brneathern, you sound like you'rne gonna blow a pump overn therne.

okay, you win, he's a tuskbeast.

[fleetnpcs]

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okay!! good!! gosh youre such an ash was that so hard to admit??

[activatingaggro]

but man, yourn dad is one shitty tuskbeast. he doesn't even have fucking teeth.

maybe you should tell your girnlfrnond that? shits so pathethic, she'd flip quads fastern than you flip tables. >:}

[fleetnpcs]

she isnt my girlfrond!!

i HAVE a kismesis by the way so if this is some sort of weirdgrossattempt to hit on me you can just go fuck off!!

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