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[fleetnpcs]

hi guys!! |8B sorry for not checking in lately but ive been superduper busy!! i see we have a new board though that's neat?? |8O

anyway im still busy!! im just on right now because i have a verytinyproblem and i thoughtmaybe someone on here mighthave an idea of how to handle it??

theres a girl whokeeps taking potshots at my treehouse and at first i was okaywithit because she was a reely badshot?? she couldn't hit the broad side of an herdbeast hive if she tried, nevermind my little hive!! |8B

but then now shes started shooting at mydad whenever he comes to visit and thats just not okay!! my dad is really old!! he could DIE?? and then i got up tonight and she stole some of my woolbeasts too!!

she lives on a boat!! she doesn't even NEED woolbeasts!!

so what should i do?? i was going to just like askher nicely to go the fuck away but she absconds whenever sheseesme!! it's driving me knotty!! should i layout traps?? is that overboard?? |8/

i dont want to hurther i just want her to goaway but i cant keep shrubbing this off either!!

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[activatingaggro]

wait, isn't yourn dad like, fuck huge? have him eat hern. prnoblem solved.

[fleetnpcs]

umm he is kindofhuge i guess!! |8O but he cant eat her AA jeez dont you even read??

he's old!! he doesn't have TEETH!!

[activatingaggro]

lmao, arne you saying his teeth all fell out? what sornt of a lame-ass sea hoofbeast is he? >:?

[fleetnpcs]

oh gosh talking to you is fruitless!! >8O are you always this dumb?? or are you just trying to make me fir-ious??

hes not a sea hoofbeast!! ive only told you that like a GAZILLION times!!

[activatingaggro]

giiiiirl, i'm not the one frnetting overn some basic shit like lusii care. >;)

hes a fuck huge sea monstern that eats kelp n shit. sounds like a hoofbeast to me.

[fleetnpcs]

that is because you are as thick as a goddamn tree!! >8O



do yew see any fucking hooves on him?? NO!! BECAUSE HES NOT A HOOFBEAST!!

[activatingaggro]

did you drnaw that??

[activatingaggro]

because it's actually kind of neat

[activatingaggro]

how fucking ternrnible you arne at drnawing shit. jfc, i think my lusus drnaws better than that.

lmao, is that supposed to be a boat??

[fleetnpcs]

oh my GOD shut the fuck up!! |>8O

ignore the fucking boat and look at my lusus!! he is a tuskless sea tuskbeast!! not a hoofbeast!! not a musclebeast!! NOT ANYTHING ELSE!!

[fleetnpcs]

It s0unds like she’s attem6tin9 a cali9ini0us c0urtshi6 t0 me. Have y0u tried tellin9 her that y0u’re taken? It c0uld 6e a little 6r06lematic if she runs as s00n as y0u see her, 0f c0urse.

[fleetnpcs]

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only yew wood think shooting peoples dads was caliginious PC!! >8O
its not flirting if she runs off whenever she sees me!! is it??

aaargh it had better not be!! do you think i really need to tell her that shes barking up the wrong tree?? maybe if i keep ignoring her shell realise i'm not falling for it!!

[fleetnpcs]

What can I say, I have an eye f0r r0mance.

I'm afraid that it's quite likely she is flirtin9. 0r tryin9 t0 flirt, since y0u're n0t takin9 it very well. I w0uldn't recc0mend i9n0rin9 her: she s0unds like the s0rt 0f dunderhead wh0 w0uld escalate it.

May6e y0u sh0uld lay 0ut s0me tra6s. Have y0u c0nsidered the ty6e?

[fleetnpcs]

ugh no i havent!!

people are SO DUMB gosh this iswhy i rootedmyhive on an island!! >8| so i dont have to dealwiththem!!

i could just leaveoutsome nets by my sheep and see if she falls forest??

[fleetnpcs]

Falls f0rest? I think that 6un was a 6it 0f a stretch, dear.

That s0unds like it mi9ht w0rk. It's always w0rth tryin9. If it d0esn't, th0u9h, y0u mi9ht want t0 c0nsider the fact she mi9ht view it as y0u finally recri6r0catin9, even if you tell her t0 90 ahead and 6u99er 0ff.

[fleetnpcs]

ugh sorry im too tired to do any good puns tonight!! 8( i was up all day withmydad trying to make sure he madeitin okay!!

god you keep saying that!! isnt there anything i can do to get her to FUCK OFF already??

[fleetnpcs]

I d0 hate t0 su99est it, 6ut have y0u c0nsidered murder?

[refiningspacetime]

| Oh no | That sounds Perfectly Awful | =:/ |
| And inexcusably Rude |

| I'm afraid I have to Agree with PC on This |
| Unfortunately it Does sound like a rather Inept Attempt at Flirtation | but of Course that doesn't mean it should Affect your Response | a Courteous Person interested in your Caliginious Quadrant would have Made their Intentions Clear |

| If She can't Respect You enough to Speak Her Intentions Clearly | then I Would Disregard them as Irrelevant to my Response | and Treat Her in the same Manner as any other unwanted Interloper |

[fleetnpcs]

oh hello youre a new face!! |8O

you dont beat around the bush do you?? but okay yes thats what i was thinking so im glad to see someone giving a reasonable anther!! |8)

the problem is im not sure how to deal with um
Unwanted Interlopers |8/ i live on an island out in the middle of the sea so its not like i have logs of experience with this sort of thing!!

[refiningspacetime]

| Yes well I just Signed Up Recently | on AA's Suggestion |
| I apologise for her Behaviour by the Way | I know She can be a Little Difficult | Her Lusus probably Should've Pecked Her more as a Child but alas | It's too late | :B |

| Hmm | Have you Considered Chasing Her when She runs Off | ? | And Yelling at Her | Like |

| Stop at Once | ! | until She Does |

[fleetnpcs]

haha well if she doesnt watch out IM going to peck her!! |8| right in the lookstalks!! with my FISTS!!

no i havent!! |8O you dont think shed take that the wrong way?? i just want her to leaf not stir up some more sap!!

[activatingaggro]

ooh ms cornrnallern ooh

[refiningspacetime]

| I wouldn't Think She Wood | =:) |
| If She still Refuses to Stop | You could always just Shout Your Entire Message at Her | such as the fact You are Already Quadranted |

| I find That can be a Useful Deterrant to Most | Especially if You Mention your Kismesis is a Highblood | of course I wouldn't Reccomend such a Silly Lie on a Normal Basis | but for Short-Term Determent | No One could Blame You |

[fleetnpcs]

hee nice pun!! |8)

hmm im not sure if i can run AND shout!! but you know what?? i will try it out!! ill do anything at this point if itll just stem this nonsense already!! |8|

umm did i forget to mention that shes purple?? i dont think you can GET higher than that unfortunately so i dont know how well that would work!! |8( but maybe if i claimed AG was indigo shed go away!! everyones afraid of clowns right?? |8O

[refiningspacetime]

| Oh | Oh dear |
| Please don't Chase Her if She's a Highblood | I thought We were Discussing | say | a Tealblood perhaps | Not | Royalty |

| Have You considered Moving instead | ? |