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[fleetnpcs]

hi guys!! |8B sorry for not checking in lately but ive been superduper busy!! i see we have a new board though that's neat?? |8O

anyway im still busy!! im just on right now because i have a verytinyproblem and i thoughtmaybe someone on here mighthave an idea of how to handle it??

theres a girl whokeeps taking potshots at my treehouse and at first i was okaywithit because she was a reely badshot?? she couldn't hit the broad side of an herdbeast hive if she tried, nevermind my little hive!! |8B

but then now shes started shooting at mydad whenever he comes to visit and thats just not okay!! my dad is really old!! he could DIE?? and then i got up tonight and she stole some of my woolbeasts too!!

she lives on a boat!! she doesn't even NEED woolbeasts!!

so what should i do?? i was going to just like askher nicely to go the fuck away but she absconds whenever sheseesme!! it's driving me knotty!! should i layout traps?? is that overboard?? |8/

i dont want to hurther i just want her to goaway but i cant keep shrubbing this off either!!

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[fleetnpcs]

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only yew wood think shooting peoples dads was caliginious PC!! >8O
its not flirting if she runs off whenever she sees me!! is it??

aaargh it had better not be!! do you think i really need to tell her that shes barking up the wrong tree?? maybe if i keep ignoring her shell realise i'm not falling for it!!

[fleetnpcs]

What can I say, I have an eye f0r r0mance.

I'm afraid that it's quite likely she is flirtin9. 0r tryin9 t0 flirt, since y0u're n0t takin9 it very well. I w0uldn't recc0mend i9n0rin9 her: she s0unds like the s0rt 0f dunderhead wh0 w0uld escalate it.

May6e y0u sh0uld lay 0ut s0me tra6s. Have y0u c0nsidered the ty6e?

[fleetnpcs]

ugh no i havent!!

people are SO DUMB gosh this iswhy i rootedmyhive on an island!! >8| so i dont have to dealwiththem!!

i could just leaveoutsome nets by my sheep and see if she falls forest??

[fleetnpcs]

Falls f0rest? I think that 6un was a 6it 0f a stretch, dear.

That s0unds like it mi9ht w0rk. It's always w0rth tryin9. If it d0esn't, th0u9h, y0u mi9ht want t0 c0nsider the fact she mi9ht view it as y0u finally recri6r0catin9, even if you tell her t0 90 ahead and 6u99er 0ff.

[fleetnpcs]

ugh sorry im too tired to do any good puns tonight!! 8( i was up all day withmydad trying to make sure he madeitin okay!!

god you keep saying that!! isnt there anything i can do to get her to FUCK OFF already??

[fleetnpcs]

I d0 hate t0 su99est it, 6ut have y0u c0nsidered murder?

[activatingaggro]

pc keeping it rneal as always <3

[fleetnpcs]

0h, st06, bef0re y0u g0 and make me 6lush.

[fleetnpcs]

GET OUT OF MY THREAD!! >8O

[fleetnpcs]

>8|
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[fleetnpcs]

I'll take that as a firm "may6e"?

[fleetnpcs]

oh my gosh i dont know why i wood ever come here for advice!! >8O

i forgot youre all TERRIBLE at this!!