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lex_trolls ([personal profile] lex_trolls) wrote in [community profile] fleetbound2016-04-06 10:46 pm
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quad talk.!

if you wanna dump some stuff about your quads. here's the place. now's the time.


just wanna talk romance?. vent about your awful <>?. brag about your <3
want advice?. sure!. got my very own panel of. experts. right here.


and if we can't help you. no one can.


but at least everybody else. can get some schadenfreude out of it.

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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2016-04-07 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
cAN BARELY SEE YOUR SIGN AT ALL, COUSIN. SHIT'S ALL CLUSTERED UP. WHAT, THAT YOUR CLADe?

aDVICE, ADVICE. SURE THINg.

wHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR PITCH DUMPED YOUR ASS, BUT KEEPS SENDING MIXED MESSAGES? SHIT'S DIZZYING. LEAVES ME MORE CONFUSED THAN A GRUB STRUNG UP ON A MAY-POLe.
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[personal profile] lex_trolls 2016-04-07 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
better get your. oculars checked pupa. they cull trolls for being defective. you know!.

as for your pitch.

mixed signals. could mean they're still into you... . or it could mean. that you're just bad at reading signals. and good at wishful thinking.

either way. a surprise attack should. clear things up!. if they're just playing hard to get. then it'll kick. start. your <3< again.

and. if you're just delusional. one of you will die!. dead trolls don't have quad problems.

you're welcome.
Edited 2016-04-07 18:05 (UTC)
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2016-04-07 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
mOTHERFUCKER, THEY CULL TROLLS FOR EVERYTHING. ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WERE TOSSING OUT DOWNTHREAd? ;o)

nOT MIXED SIGNALS. I'M NOT FUCKING SIX, THANKS. AND TRIED THAT. SHIT GOT THROWN RIGHT THE HELL BACK IN MY FACE, LIKE IT WASN'T ROMANTIC AS fuck. LIKE THAT NOISE AIN'T WHAT MYTHOLOGY'S built On.

sWEAR TO THE EMPRESS, NO ONE'S GOT A GODDAMN TRADITIONAL BONE IN THEIR BODY ANYMORe.

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[personal profile] lex_trolls 2016-04-07 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
wow. are we still talking about. sneak attacks?. because that. is not mythology worthy. that is the bare minimum of pitch.

i'm starting to understand. what this kid doesn't see in you.
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2016-04-08 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
sASSY AS FUCK FOR SOMEONE GIVING ADVICe.

oBVIOUSLY FUCKING NOT. I WAS TALKING ABOUT ELABORATE DISPLAYS. INTENSIVE GODDAMN SET-UPS. I'M TALKING XERXES AND ONIDAS ON THE SHORES OF THE WESTERN COASTS TYPE SHIT, BLOOD ON THE FIELDS, FINAL SHOW-DOWN KIND OF GODDAMN THEATRICs.

tHERE'S NOTHING ROMANTIC ABOUT A SNEAK ATTACK. I MEANT I TRIED THAT when I WAS SIX. GODDAMn.
Edited 2016-04-08 00:19 (UTC)
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[personal profile] lex_trolls 2016-04-08 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
hold up.

you tried the sneak attack. when you were six.

and you're how old. now?.

just how long. have you been mooning after this troll?.

big romantic gestures. are just creepy. if they come from a stalker.

like. imagine if some ex-moirail broke into your hive. and surprised you with a huge pile in your living room. not. a. nice. surprise.
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2016-04-09 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
mOONING AFTER IS A WRETCHED ASS WAY OF PHRASING IT. SINCE WE WERE FIVe.

aND -- GODDAMNIT, THIS AIN'T SOME HERESAY I'M SPEWING. I'M NOT TROLL PHANTOME OF THE OPERATIC VOCALANGLERS, HARRASSING SOME PITIFUL BASTARD 'TIL THE MOSSBLOOD SWINGS IN FOR THE RESCUE. LAST TIME I SAW HER, SHE kissed ME, NO PROVOCATION ON MY PART IN THE LEASt. >:o/

sO. LIKE. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO TO CHECK IN THAT SITCH? IGNORING THE DAMN SNEAK ATTACK. OR FILLING HER HIVES WITH BEEs.
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[personal profile] lex_trolls 2016-04-11 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
THREE sweeps is an awfully long time, OA. IT may be true that this troll still hates you, as implied by the kiss, or perhaps she has some other set of feelings tangled up in this.

EITHER way, it may be time to move on, for the both of you. ABANDONING a quadrant can be very painful, especially if you've invested a great deal of time and effort into the relationship, but there are things more painful yet. A PERPETUALLY broken spade is no laughing matter.
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[personal profile] lex_trolls 2016-04-11 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
oh. boo. hoo.

giving up now. would be quitting.

she kissed you back. so obviously. there's something. there. stalker accusation retracted. you're welcome.

but. you could pretend to move on. she's keeping you around. without committing. maybe cause she knows. you aren't going anywhere.

so prove. her. wrong!. jealousy is a great. way. to rekindle. that lost pitch spark.
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