quad talk.!

[lex_trolls]

if you wanna dump some stuff about your quads. here's the place. now's the time.

just wanna talk romance?. vent about your awful <>?. brag about your <3
want advice?. sure!. got my very own panel of. experts. right here.

and if we can't help you. no one can.

but at least everybody else. can get some schadenfreude out of it.

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[obstructedAntiquity FILTERED OUT platonicCrusader | LOW SECURITY]

[obstructedantiquity]

cAN BARELY SEE YOUR SIGN AT ALL, COUSIN. SHIT'S ALL CLUSTERED UP. WHAT, THAT YOUR CLADe?

aDVICE, ADVICE. SURE THINg.

wHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR PITCH DUMPED YOUR ASS, BUT KEEPS SENDING MIXED MESSAGES? SHIT'S DIZZYING. LEAVES ME MORE CONFUSED THAN A GRUB STRUNG UP ON A MAY-POLe.

[refiningspacetime]

| Aha | But What of Us Poor Trolls with Only One Quadrant | ? | =:) | I would Love to Complain of My Pitchmate | or Flushrom | But | Alas | ! | I am afraid I am Tragically Bereft of Both Those Squares |

| Haha | Joking | It's hardly Tragic | given that the Concupiscent Quadrants are a Bit of a Mess | =:P |

| I do have a Number of Interesting Pale Stories | from Past Paramours | However | ! | I'm afraid They don't |- Quite -| Qualify as Venting | But | I think They're Entertaining All the Same | If Anyone is Interested in Hearing Them |

[activatingaggro]

dudeeee. i bettern not be in any of those stornies. >:O

[refiningspacetime]

| I said Past Paramours | ! | Is This a Prelude to an Unceremonious Dumping | ? | Because | I have to Say | That's rather Mean | I like to Think I at least Warrant a Noon Text Message | =:P |

| No | You were Exempt | But | Admittedly | There is a Certain Appeal | in Telling about The Mishap with the Lake | and the Thousand Legged Shelled Skitterbeast |

reply: painstakingPerception

[lex_trolls]

better get your. oculars checked pupa. they cull trolls for being defective. you know!.

as for your pitch.

mixed signals. could mean they're still into you... . or it could mean. that you're just bad at reading signals. and good at wishful thinking.

either way. a surprise attack should. clear things up!. if they're just playing hard to get. then it'll kick. start. your <3< again.

and. if you're just delusional. one of you will die!. dead trolls don't have quad problems.

you're welcome.

reply: painstakingPerception

[lex_trolls]

this board. isn't for basic survival tips. but goddamn. i sure hope you're not facing the drones anytime soon. with that attitude.

culling forks. can smell un-concupiscence. at a hundred paces.

Re: ramshackleConfinement

[lex_trolls]

DO not pay her any mind, she's just trying to evoke a reaction. I'M sure you have plenty of time to procure yourself the relationships required to survive in our glorious Empire's complex romantic web.

BUT, please, relate to us the tales of diamonds past. THE gentlest quadrant and its various foibles are of endless interest. PARTICULARLY if they involve, for instance, a thousand legged shelled skitterbeast. NOT that I would ever encourage spilling the secrets of a moirail. OF course.

[refiningspacetime]

| I said Quadrants | ! | Not Relationships | Obviously I am not Concerned about | ah | Contributing | I Expect in The Instance that I was | I would not be Posting on a Forum | I would be off | Wittering Nervously about My Inevitable Looming Demise Instead |

| But | That's a Rather Unnecessary Way of Putting It | Don't You Think | ? | There's no Need to Bring up Culling Forks | I am Certain We are all Aware of the Direct Consequences of the | ah | Genetic Mandates |

dayburntEscapade [FILTERED TO painstakingPerception | LOW SECURITY]

[lex_trolls]

i have a questiOn! hOw dO i get rid Of the bOnehead my ancestOr set On me? he keeps shOwing up at my rallies and Only takes beatings as encouragement.

make him stOp. is what i meant.

reply: painstakingPerception [FILTERED TO dayburntEscapade | LOW SECURITY]

[lex_trolls]

well. if you really don't hate him. just kill him!.

but you can't stay single forever. it's not good for your health.

because you're going to die. is what i meant.

[xenophobicarchetype]

Um, sorry, what are we supposed to taL-Lk about here? Our quadrants or ex-quadrants or... I'm not sure I get it?

reply: ramshackleConfinement

[lex_trolls]

WHICHEVER, and both. WE are offering the services of advice or of co-miseration on past and current quadrants.

IF you have any questions on the darker squares, you'd best address them to me, mind. SOME people who shall remain unnamed are entirely unsuited for the task of answering such queries.

Re: reply: ramshackleConfinement

[xenophobicarchetype]

Oh! WeLL-LL, I have two great quadrants, my matesprit L-Likes books and saiL-Ling and oL-Ld weapons and history and stuff! He's reaLL-LLy brave and reaLL-LLy handsome and L-Lives in a castL-Le. And my moiraiL-L, she’s a baker, and she's reaL-L pretty and L-Likes parties and fancy dresses. They're great, I L-Love 'em L-Lots. =:-D

I guess I do have some pretty awfuL-L exes though, eehee.

And I don't reaLL-LLy have any darker squares to ask about, honestL-Ly. Why are some peopL-Le not good to ask? =:-o

reply: painstakingPerception

[lex_trolls]

because ramshackle's a weenie. that's why. i give great blackrom advice.

for instance. get a damn <3< if you like your guts. staying in. your. gut.

there. see?. i'm like the dear troll prudence of pitch over here.

reply: ramshackleConfinement

[lex_trolls]

YOUR quadrants sound lovely. (:C

I MUST admit, though, my curiosity is piqued most by the prospect of awful ex-quadrants. WHAT made them so awful?

Re: reply: painstakingPerception

[xenophobicarchetype]

That's not very poL-Lite, Mix PP! And aL-Lso kinda not your business. =:-p
No offense, but L-Like Mr. RS said up there, we aLL-LL know what happens if you don't get your quads in time.

Re: reply: ramshackleConfinement

[xenophobicarchetype]

Thanks! They reaLL-LLy, reaLL-LLy are. C-:=

Ummm, I guess I've just had reaL-L bad L-Luck with paL-Le partners before now! Not that I'm saying it's aLL-LL their fauL-Lt of course! Things happen sometimes...

reply: ramshackleConfinement

[lex_trolls]

THEY do at that! THE pale quadrant is one fraught with troubles and toils! AND partners who haven't the clue slightest.

WHAT were your troubles, in particular? IF I may ask.

reply: painstakingPerception

[lex_trolls]

hah. everything. is my business!.

and we might all know. but some people. apparently. just aren't. as. concerned. as they. should. be.

[passive-aggressively worries about yr mental health]

[xenophobicarchetype]

Everything? The whoL-Le entire universe? Gosh, mix, that's a L-Lot of business to have! You shouL-Ld maybe L-Limit yourseL-Lf so you don’t tire yourseL-Lf out. =:-o

And if some people's me and Mister RS, how concerned shouL-Ld we be? And why?

Re: reply: ramshackleConfinement

[xenophobicarchetype]

Oh my goodness, Mix RC, those are some L-Long and boring stories that I'm sure nobody wants to hear!

One of 'em's just... he was my moiraiL-L and then he said he was fL-Lushed for me and my matesprit, and then he was kismesis to my new moiraiL-L and then he fL-Lipped red with her and oh it was just a mess for the L-Longest time. =:-p

reply: painstakingPerception

[lex_trolls]

did. i. stutter?.

everything. everybody.

if you can't keep yourself alive. for the sake of living. then at least do it for the folks. that have to fill. out. the. paperwork.

or else go ahead and kick the bucket now. trolls dying right before conscription. is an even worse pain in the ass.

[ SO LONG soz ]

[refiningspacetime]

| Haha | Well | I do Appreciate Your Expression of Good Faith | =:P |

| Let's See | there's the Tale of Quadrant Blurring | which is a Distressing Phenomena in Itself | But | Especially So | When You think a Date is Going Particularly Well | and Then | You Realise Your Pale Paramour is not | in All Actuality | Trying to Pap You | but Instead has Attempted an Open-Handed Slap | Rather Poorly | That was Unfortunate | Who even |- Does -| That | ? | =:I |

| And | Of Course | The Great Pile Mishap of Two Sweeps Prior | where Someone Thought that an Abandoned Ruin was a Marvelous Place to Discuss Our Feelings | but in Their Grand-Standing Explanation | managed to Mis-Step and Fall Directly Through a Hole in the Floor | After |

| | oh | Wait | You Requested a Story | ! | The Skitterbeast One | Heavens | My Apologies | I do get Distracted Sometimes |

| And Not to Worry about Encouraging | It can't be a Secret if Multiple Trolls Know It | After all | That's when It Becomes Common Knowledge instead | =:B |

| When We were Seven | Approximately | Sipara Decided that We Direly Needed to go on an Exciting |- Exotic -| Locale Together | So We Chose a Lake | and Took my Cart | and Set Off To It | with a Tent | and Camping Supplies | and Plans to Make It a Proper Adventure |

| So We Set Up Our Tent | And I Looked at the Lake | And I Said |

| Ah | Sipa | Dear | Shouldn't We move a Little Farther Away | ? | It's Rather Dangerous to Sleep This Close to the Shore |

| And She Said | No | ! | Why Would It ever be Dangerous | ? | You Worry Too Much | =:B |

| So | I Acceded | Given Her Hue | and Her Tenacity in Assuring Me that There was certainly No Danger to be Found | and that | even if There Were | She was Entirely Capable of Striking It Down Through Sheer Force of Will | And The Tent Stayed Right There on the Shore |

| We Set up a Pile Inside of It | and We Set Off Exploring | and We didn't Come Back until the Sun was Up | at Which Point | The Tent was Mercifully Cool | and a Welcome Reprieve | Not only To Us | As It Turned Out | because not only was the Tent Cool |

| But It was Also Rather Damp | ! | Courtesy of the Nearby Lake | In Short | It had Turned into the Perfect Environment for Bugs |

| So When We Sat Down on the Pile | Out Poured a Dozen Centispiders | Followed by What must Have Been the World's Largest Thousand Legged Shelled Skitterbeast | Literally Spitting with Aggravation | over the Fact We had Accosted It so Cruelly | in Its Newfound Home |

| as It Turns Out | She was Unable to Defeat It | through Force of Will or Otherwise | =:P |

| so We Spent the Day Sheltering under a Tree Instead | while It Vigilantly Guarded the Entrance | and Ate Its Way Steadily through Our Supplies of Snacks | at Which Point | It Grew Tired and Retreated Back to the Chill of the Lake |

|- I -| thought It was Humorous | And There is a Certain Appeal | in the Rustic Charm | of Having a Feelings Jam in a Situation born of Such Absurdity | =:B |

dayburntEscapade [FILTERED TO painstakingPerception | LOW SECURITY]

[lex_trolls]

i'll burn that bridge when i get tO it. maybe i'll steal a ship and becOme a space pirate. i dunnO.

and i dOn't wanna be yOur undesirable trOll dispOsal unit! it's a drag.

[inspiredtalesmith]

RS!! I €anst not believe we have been friends for as long as we have and thou hast failed to tell me this story!!! I tell thee mine eyes didst well and my sides didst a€he with laughter throughout my reading of 't. Didst retrieve the tent when the €reature hadst gone, or was it unsalvageable?