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quad talk.!

if you wanna dump some stuff about your quads. here's the place. now's the time.

just wanna talk romance?. vent about your awful <>?. brag about your <3
want advice?. sure!. got my very own panel of. experts. right here.

and if we can't help you. no one can.

but at least everybody else. can get some schadenfreude out of it.

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| Aha | But What of Us Poor Trolls with Only One Quadrant | ? | =:) | I would Love to Complain of My Pitchmate | or Flushrom | But | Alas | ! | I am afraid I am Tragically Bereft of Both Those Squares |

| Haha | Joking | It's hardly Tragic | given that the Concupiscent Quadrants are a Bit of a Mess | =:P |

| I do have a Number of Interesting Pale Stories | from Past Paramours | However | ! | I'm afraid They don't |- Quite -| Qualify as Venting | But | I think They're Entertaining All the Same | If Anyone is Interested in Hearing Them |

Edited 2016-04-07 11:25 (UTC)

dudeeee. i bettern not be in any of those stornies. >:O

| I said Past Paramours | ! | Is This a Prelude to an Unceremonious Dumping | ? | Because | I have to Say | That's rather Mean | I like to Think I at least Warrant a Noon Text Message | =:P |

| No | You were Exempt | But | Admittedly | There is a Certain Appeal | in Telling about The Mishap with the Lake | and the Thousand Legged Shelled Skitterbeast |

this board. isn't for basic survival tips. but goddamn. i sure hope you're not facing the drones anytime soon. with that attitude.

culling forks. can smell un-concupiscence. at a hundred paces.

DO not pay her any mind, she's just trying to evoke a reaction. I'M sure you have plenty of time to procure yourself the relationships required to survive in our glorious Empire's complex romantic web.

BUT, please, relate to us the tales of diamonds past. THE gentlest quadrant and its various foibles are of endless interest. PARTICULARLY if they involve, for instance, a thousand legged shelled skitterbeast. NOT that I would ever encourage spilling the secrets of a moirail. OF course.

Edited 2016-04-07 18:22 (UTC)

| Haha | Well | I do Appreciate Your Expression of Good Faith | =:P |

| Let's See | there's the Tale of Quadrant Blurring | which is a Distressing Phenomena in Itself | But | Especially So | When You think a Date is Going Particularly Well | and Then | You Realise Your Pale Paramour is not | in All Actuality | Trying to Pap You | but Instead has Attempted an Open-Handed Slap | Rather Poorly | That was Unfortunate | Who even |- Does -| That | ? | =:I |

| And | Of Course | The Great Pile Mishap of Two Sweeps Prior | where Someone Thought that an Abandoned Ruin was a Marvelous Place to Discuss Our Feelings | but in Their Grand-Standing Explanation | managed to Mis-Step and Fall Directly Through a Hole in the Floor | After |

| | oh | Wait | You Requested a Story | ! | The Skitterbeast One | Heavens | My Apologies | I do get Distracted Sometimes |

| And Not to Worry about Encouraging | It can't be a Secret if Multiple Trolls Know It | After all | That's when It Becomes Common Knowledge instead | =:B |

| When We were Seven | Approximately | Sipara Decided that We Direly Needed to go on an Exciting |- Exotic -| Locale Together | So We Chose a Lake | and Took my Cart | and Set Off To It | with a Tent | and Camping Supplies | and Plans to Make It a Proper Adventure |

| So We Set Up Our Tent | And I Looked at the Lake | And I Said |

| Ah | Sipa | Dear | Shouldn't We move a Little Farther Away | ? | It's Rather Dangerous to Sleep This Close to the Shore |

| And She Said | No | ! | Why Would It ever be Dangerous | ? | You Worry Too Much | =:B |

| So | I Acceded | Given Her Hue | and Her Tenacity in Assuring Me that There was certainly No Danger to be Found | and that | even if There Were | She was Entirely Capable of Striking It Down Through Sheer Force of Will | And The Tent Stayed Right There on the Shore |

| We Set up a Pile Inside of It | and We Set Off Exploring | and We didn't Come Back until the Sun was Up | at Which Point | The Tent was Mercifully Cool | and a Welcome Reprieve | Not only To Us | As It Turned Out | because not only was the Tent Cool |

| But It was Also Rather Damp | ! | Courtesy of the Nearby Lake | In Short | It had Turned into the Perfect Environment for Bugs |

| So When We Sat Down on the Pile | Out Poured a Dozen Centispiders | Followed by What must Have Been the World's Largest Thousand Legged Shelled Skitterbeast | Literally Spitting with Aggravation | over the Fact We had Accosted It so Cruelly | in Its Newfound Home |

| as It Turns Out | She was Unable to Defeat It | through Force of Will or Otherwise | =:P |

| so We Spent the Day Sheltering under a Tree Instead | while It Vigilantly Guarded the Entrance | and Ate Its Way Steadily through Our Supplies of Snacks | at Which Point | It Grew Tired and Retreated Back to the Chill of the Lake |

|- I -| thought It was Humorous | And There is a Certain Appeal | in the Rustic Charm | of Having a Feelings Jam in a Situation born of Such Absurdity | =:B |

Edited 2016-04-07 22:04 (UTC)

RS!! I €anst not believe we have been friends for as long as we have and thou hast failed to tell me this story!!! I tell thee mine eyes didst well and my sides didst a€he with laughter throughout my reading of 't. Didst retrieve the tent when the €reature hadst gone, or was it unsalvageable?

| Well | A Circumstance for Tale-Sharing has Hardly Come Up | And Besides | I didn't want to Embarrass You | by Upstaging You in Your Own Field of Work | =:B |

| Or Do You have a Story Equal to that Hidden Under Your Hat | ? |

| And | We did | ! | It had Several Tears | but | You Know | Nothing that Couldn't be Mended | Haha | Thankfully | It was Rather Expensive |

WELL, they say bonds form through shared trials! IF this doesn't qualify as such, I don't know what would.

| I said Quadrants | ! | Not Relationships | Obviously I am not Concerned about | ah | Contributing | I Expect in The Instance that I was | I would not be Posting on a Forum | I would be off | Wittering Nervously about My Inevitable Looming Demise Instead |

| But | That's a Rather Unnecessary Way of Putting It | Don't You Think | ? | There's no Need to Bring up Culling Forks | I am Certain We are all Aware of the Direct Consequences of the | ah | Genetic Mandates |

Edited 2016-04-08 00:23 (UTC)

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