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fleetbound2016-04-06 10:46 pm
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quad talk.!
if you wanna dump some stuff about your quads. here's the place. now's the time.
just wanna talk romance?. vent about your awful <>?. brag about your <3. whatever. no problem.
<p>
want advice?. sure!. got my very own panel of. experts. right here.
and if we can't help you. no one can.
but at least everybody else. can get some schadenfreude out of it.
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reply: ramshackleConfinement
IF you have any questions on the darker squares, you'd best address them to me, mind. SOME people who shall remain unnamed are entirely unsuited for the task of answering such queries.
Re: reply: ramshackleConfinement
I guess I do have some pretty awfuL-L exes though, eehee.
And I don't reaLL-LLy have any darker squares to ask about, honestL-Ly. Why are some peopL-Le not good to ask? =:-o
reply: painstakingPerception
for instance. get a damn <3< if you like your guts. staying in. your. gut.
there. see?. i'm like the dear troll prudence of pitch over here.
Re: reply: painstakingPerception
No offense, but L-Like Mr. RS said up there, we aLL-LL know what happens if you don't get your quads in time.
reply: painstakingPerception
and we might all know. but some people. apparently. just aren't. as. concerned. as they. should. be.
[passive-aggressively worries about yr mental health]
And if some people's me and Mister RS, how concerned shouL-Ld we be? And why?
reply: painstakingPerception
everything. everybody.
if you can't keep yourself alive. for the sake of living. then at least do it for the folks. that have to fill. out. the. paperwork.
or else go ahead and kick the bucket now. trolls dying right before conscription. is an even worse pain in the ass.
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reply: painstakingPerception
plus. it's like that age-old question:. what's the sound. of no hands. papping?.
[oh no now she's actually worried]
WeLL-LL, um... you know you don't actuaLL-LLy have to physicaLL-LLy pap someone to be paL-Le, right?
Um, no offense, but the way you phrased that doesn't reaLL-LLy sound any L-Less L-Like you need a moiraiL-L! Other quadrants aren't any kind of substitute for paL-Le, y'know, it just strains everybody involved.
And I'm sure you are very seL-Lf-possessed! But everybody needs a break sometimes, or they wear down, and then what wiLL-LL you do? Having a paL-Le quadrant doesn't make you L-Less awesome and strong, it just makes you abL-Le to be awesome and strong AND heaL-Lthy! You shouL-Ld try it! Maybe you'LL-LL even be happier with a moiraiL-L. ^w^
reply: ramshackleConfinement
PP, darling, listen to the nice troll.
I'M sure we could find someone, somewhere willing to put up with you for a while. IT is an awfully big universe, after all, with an awful lot of trolls in it.
...ON second thought, perhaps not *that* many. HOW would you feel about piling an alien?
reply: painstakingPerception
it's already. half past shut up. amazing how time flies!.
i'm taking this to private messaging. assume the position.
reply: ramshackleConfinement
I MUST admit, though, my curiosity is piqued most by the prospect of awful ex-quadrants. WHAT made them so awful?
Re: reply: ramshackleConfinement
Ummm, I guess I've just had reaL-L bad L-Luck with paL-Le partners before now! Not that I'm saying it's aLL-LL their fauL-Lt of course! Things happen sometimes...
reply: ramshackleConfinement
WHAT were your troubles, in particular? IF I may ask.
Re: reply: ramshackleConfinement
One of 'em's just... he was my moiraiL-L and then he said he was fL-Lushed for me and my matesprit, and then he was kismesis to my new moiraiL-L and then he fL-Lipped red with her and oh it was just a mess for the L-Longest time. =:-p
reply: ramshackleConfinement
WELL. I AM glad you have found someone better suited. YOU seem much too well mannered to have to put up with that sort of nonsense.
Re: reply: ramshackleConfinement
And my current moiraiL-L is definiteL-Ly not fL-Lushed for me, thank goodness!