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[fleetnpcs]

Sopor Slime Pie
Ingredients:

1. 2 cups sopor concentrate (12 oz.)
2. 1 package grub pudding (3.4 oz.)
3. 2 cups water
4. 2 cups Faygo
5. 4 Tbsp cornstarch
6. 1/4 cup powdered sweetcane
7. 1/4 cup whipped skimmed dairy fat

Directions:

1. Bring the water to a boil in a large saucepan, then turn off the heat and dump in the sopor concentrate and use a whisk to stir it until everything is blended.
2. Stir in the wicked elixir.
3. Stir in the pudding mix.
4. Stir in the cornstarch, the powdered sweetcane, and the whipped dairyfat. Whisk everything around so it’s blended smoothly and there aren’t any lumps.
5. Pour as much slime as you can into the cooled pie shells. Just make sure you can carry them to your thermal hull without spilling.
6. Refrigerate your miracles for a couple hours or so until the slime sets.

Comments

[fleetnpcs]

haha,, um,, |8/

will it make you feel better??

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[fleetnpcs]

Y0u m0vin9 0ut 0f th0se seadweller infested waters and int0 a civilized re9i0n w0uld make me feel 6etter.

6ut this w0uld help.

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[fleetnpcs]

haha im not moving just because a buncha fish like hanging out here,, thatd be so silly!!

gahhh i really dont want to deal with hh up here,, i know you like him SOMEHOW but hes kind of a really awful person!! but,,

if itll make you take that stick out of your nook,, |8P

i guess you can ask him to come up,, and take care of my pitchy seadweller problems,,