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[fleetnpcs]

Sopor Slime Pie
Ingredients:

1. 2 cups sopor concentrate (12 oz.)
2. 1 package grub pudding (3.4 oz.)
3. 2 cups water
4. 2 cups Faygo
5. 4 Tbsp cornstarch
6. 1/4 cup powdered sweetcane
7. 1/4 cup whipped skimmed dairy fat

Directions:

1. Bring the water to a boil in a large saucepan, then turn off the heat and dump in the sopor concentrate and use a whisk to stir it until everything is blended.
2. Stir in the wicked elixir.
3. Stir in the pudding mix.
4. Stir in the cornstarch, the powdered sweetcane, and the whipped dairyfat. Whisk everything around so it’s blended smoothly and there aren’t any lumps.
5. Pour as much slime as you can into the cooled pie shells. Just make sure you can carry them to your thermal hull without spilling.
6. Refrigerate your miracles for a couple hours or so until the slime sets.

Comments

[refiningspacetime]

| Okay hush |
| I should've probably Realised what Variety We were Discussing | but I think I can be Forgiven | On the basis of what a Catastrophically Terrible Idea that the Consumption of Mind Honey is |

| That sort of Thing Fries your Pan | Why would You Eat It | ? |

[activatingaggro]

lmaoooooo, don't play that bullshit w/ me, dude. you'rne the one that likes going out and drninking engine fuel forn kicks. p. surne yrn nasty ass whiskey is gonna do way morne damage than cooked mind honey, tyvm.

[refiningspacetime]

| No | I'm pretty sure your Sugary Psionic Stimulant is slightly more Dangerous | than some basic Alcohol Consumption |
| Speaking of Which | I should Hope that wasn't an Admission that You're Personally Consuming Mind Honey | Because | Wow | No |

| What does It even Do to Baseline Trolls | ? | =:/ | It seems Kind of Pointless |

[activatingaggro]

it makes you grnow hairn on yrn chest, duhhh.

idk, it makes shit grneat, like yrn eating soporn except w/o the whole pan falling out parnt.