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[fleetnpcs]

Oh, gr3at, looks lik3 this thing has finally d3cid3d to work. W3'v3 sp3nt millions and millions of y3ars taking ov3r th3 3ntir3 galaxy and 3uilding spac3ships, 3ut w3 can't mak3 a husktop work without full 3att3ry charg3? 3ogus, man.

3ut, right, not h3r3 to complain a3out my husktop. Gotta stay on track, 33for3 it d3cid3s to go and k33l ov3r on m3 again.

So, a littl3 3irdy told m3 that this 3oard is a r3gular circl3j3rk of psionics, and I just got an Imp3rial droid-scr33d d3liv3r3d last night. Lucky m3, right? Psionic 3as3lin3 t3sting, two p3rig33s, 33 th3r3 or 33 cull3d and hav3 your 3rain us3d for a 3att3ry, 3luh 3luh 3luh.

I'm not h3r3 to whin3 a3out how th3 fudg3 I can g3t around this, though don't g3t m3 wrong, if you'v3 got any 3xciting s3cr3ts that ar3n't turning up on troogle, you 33tt3r shar3.

3ut, uh. Is th3r3 anyway to g3t around it? 33caus3 I alr3ady pilot a psirunn3r, and, lik3, not looking forward to th3 mandatory upgrad3s.

-MM

Comments

[activatingaggro]

lmaooo, i would, but girls get prnetty shitty if you call em floozies, just saying. >:}

it wasn't exactly a distrnaction, anyway, don't get yrn bulge in a knot, jeeeeez. it was like, a coffee brneak to make me think bettern. get those pan juices flowing.

[fleetnpcs]

Oh, dang, that 3xplains so much. I thought that was th3ir FAVORIT3 thing to b3 called. Gonna hav3 to r3work my 3ntir3 strat3gy now.

An 3ight dollar coff33 br3ak? I'd mak3 a dirty jok3 h3r3, but man, you hav3 s3t th3 bar wa~ay too low.

-MM

[activatingaggro]

that's what she said. >;D

ok ok, enough fucking arnound. got some shit forn you, babe, get excited.

[activatingaggro]

two wornds forn you:

neurnal

dampenerns

!!!

[fleetnpcs]

Uh.

You n33d anoth3r coff33 br3ak? B3caus3 that is a r3al shitty id3a. Dron3-run or not, th3y'r3 gonna notic3 if I com3 in packing m3tal lik3 that, just saying.

[activatingaggro]

oh boy. try to keep up, okay? >:}

evernything starnted off as like, biotech beforne we shoved shit full of metal, rnight? and neurnal dampenerns arne like some hella basic shit rnight therne, we've had that going since beforne we figurned out that we could even jack sparnkplugs in.

S O, it must've been bio beforne it was metal, rnight? i get some blueprnints forn the shunts, see what spots they tarnget and i can knock up a grnub that'll kill that shit at the rnoots.

[fleetnpcs]

That sounds suspiciously not crazy. Should I b3 worri3d? 'caus3 I kinda am, but h3y, if it'll k33p m3 out of th3 psi-shackl3s...

Can you r3ally br33d up a grub in two p3rig33s? On3 that'll work, and not lik3, 3at my pan?

[activatingaggro]

dude, i've bred up shit in a night. all these little shits want to do is pail, pail, pail, so it's like, let them do theirn thing and i'll do mine and we'll have this shit sornted in a single pernigee.

no prnomise rne: pan damage tho. science is a trnicky business. that's just the rnisk you take. >:}

[platoniccrusader]

Ah, I hate t0 intervene, dear, but as the l0cal Im6erial ex6ert:

They d0 check f0r any and all au9mentatives 6ri0r t0 testin9, and rem0ve them acc0rdin9ly. :(

[fleetnpcs]

W3ll, fuck.

-MM

[activatingaggro]

aw, shit, you forn rneal? fml. ok. back to the drnawing boarnd.