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[fleetnpcs]

Oh, gr3at, looks lik3 this thing has finally d3cid3d to work. W3'v3 sp3nt millions and millions of y3ars taking ov3r th3 3ntir3 galaxy and 3uilding spac3ships, 3ut w3 can't mak3 a husktop work without full 3att3ry charg3? 3ogus, man.

3ut, right, not h3r3 to complain a3out my husktop. Gotta stay on track, 33for3 it d3cid3s to go and k33l ov3r on m3 again.

So, a littl3 3irdy told m3 that this 3oard is a r3gular circl3j3rk of psionics, and I just got an Imp3rial droid-scr33d d3liv3r3d last night. Lucky m3, right? Psionic 3as3lin3 t3sting, two p3rig33s, 33 th3r3 or 33 cull3d and hav3 your 3rain us3d for a 3att3ry, 3luh 3luh 3luh.

I'm not h3r3 to whin3 a3out how th3 fudg3 I can g3t around this, though don't g3t m3 wrong, if you'v3 got any 3xciting s3cr3ts that ar3n't turning up on troogle, you 33tt3r shar3.

3ut, uh. Is th3r3 anyway to g3t around it? 33caus3 I alr3ady pilot a psirunn3r, and, lik3, not looking forward to th3 mandatory upgrad3s.

-MM

Comments

[activatingaggro]

they have a fucking lusus, man, i saw it. >:/ fernal kids dont have lusii.

[refiningspacetime]

| It has Red Legs | To be Honest | I don't think It's a Lusus at All | I think It is just a Colourless Variant of a Skitterbug that They have Possibly Deluded Themselves into Believing is Their Lusus |

[activatingaggro]

omfg, okay, stop, this is frneaking me out.

also like, what the F U C K that is hella deprenessing, holy shit.

[refiningspacetime]

| It's very alarming | I agree | but I don't think it's Especially Depressing | ? | I mean | They have a Hive | They're almost Perfectly Normal | If you Squint |

| But | Yes | Don't be Unkind to Them | ! | It's not Their Fault They didn't have Access to the Basic Schoolfeeds | Okay | ? |

[activatingaggro]

thats bc you've got yrn weirndo lusus hate-on thing. anyone nornmal finds lususless grnubs deprnessing as fuck, js.

okay, okay, jfc, what'rne you, theirn wannabe lusus? i'll prnetend they'rne rnust and play nice.