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fleetnpcs ([personal profile] fleetnpcs) wrote in [community profile] fleetbound2014-12-14 08:05 am

♈ ANONYMOUS - 1

Oh, gr3at, looks lik3 this thing has finally d3cid3d to work. W3'v3 sp3nt millions and millions of y3ars taking ov3r th3 3ntir3 galaxy and 3uilding spac3ships, 3ut w3 can't mak3 a husktop work without full 3att3ry charg3? 3ogus, man.

3ut, right, not h3r3 to complain a3out my husktop. Gotta stay on track, 33for3 it d3cid3s to go and k33l ov3r on m3 again.

So, a littl3 3irdy told m3 that this 3oard is a r3gular circl3j3rk of psionics, and I just got an Imp3rial droid-scr33d d3liv3r3d last night. Lucky m3, right? Psionic 3as3lin3 t3sting, two p3rig33s, 33 th3r3 or 33 cull3d and hav3 your 3rain us3d for a 3att3ry, 3luh 3luh 3luh.

I'm not h3r3 to whin3 a3out how th3 fudg3 I can g3t around this, though don't g3t m3 wrong, if you'v3 got any 3xciting s3cr3ts that ar3n't turning up on troogle, you 33tt3r shar3.

3ut, uh. Is th3r3 anyway to g3t around it? 33caus3 I alr3ady pilot a psirunn3r, and, lik3, not looking forward to th3 mandatory upgrad3s.

-MM
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[personal profile] activatingaggro 2014-12-17 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
uh, psionics, my fav bb dipshit.

they shove a neurnal shunt into yrn pan, hook it up to a machine, and guess what, yrn now the fucking machine.
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[personal profile] postalprestidigitation 2014-12-17 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
( - IdGi - )
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[personal profile] postalprestidigitation 2014-12-17 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
( - BoO + YoU FuCkInG WiTh mE Rn + bCoS If yOu aRe + wE'Re gOnNa tHrOw dOwN - )
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[personal profile] activatingaggro 2014-12-17 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
dude, you can talk shit w/ me when yrn horns reach my knees, 'kay.

110% forn rneals, kiddo.
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2014-12-21 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
aA'S FUCKING WITH YOU, KID, MAKING IT SOUND LIKE YOU'RE WINNING SOME REAL BULLSHIT. BUT IT'S FUCKING GREAt.

eVERYONE ELSE HAS GOT TO FUCKING SCRAP AND SCRAPE TO GET PAST THE CULLING VERDICTS. ANY TINY THING IS GOING TO GET YOUR THROAT SLIT AND YOUR BONES GROUND FOR MIRACLES. FLATSCAN BITCHES CAN DO NOTHING BUT FLINCH AND COWER, BECAUSE IF THE EMPIRE'S EYE LINGERS ON THEM, THEY ARE FUCKING DEAD.

dOESN'T MATTER YOUR CASTE. DOESN'T MATTER YOUR CREED. THOSE WHO STAND HIGH ARE THE FIRST TO FUCKING FALL.

bUT IF YOU'RE A PSIONIC, THERE IS NO SHIT YOU CAN STIR THAT THE EMPIRE WILL NOT FUCKING FORGIVE. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT TREASON YOU SPEW FROM YOUR LIPS, BECAUSE THEY WILL SCRUB THE BLASPHEMY FROM YOUR PAN, GIRD YOUR FLESHMEAT IN METAL AND SEND YOU TO THE FUCKING STARs.

iN SPACE, EVERY FUCKER IS ROTTING MEAT, WAITING FOR THE NIGHT THEY'LL DIE. EXCEPT FOR US. OUR SKIN WILL BE STEEL. OUR PANS WILL BE WIRE. THE BLOOD IN OUR VEINS WILL CONNECT US TO EVERY INCH AND MILE OF THE SHIP WE PILOT, AND OUR PUMPBISCUIT WILL FUEL THE ENGINES OF OUR EMPIRe.

wHO ELSE GETS THAT CHANCE TO SERVE? WHO ELSE CAN SAY THEIR PURPOSE HAS BEEN SET, FROM THE TIME THEY TAKE THEIR FIRST STEPS FROM THE CAVERNS? THE OTHERS ARE TELLING YOU SOME WICKED LIES, BECAUSE WE ARE FUCKING BLESSEd.
Edited 2014-12-26 15:49 (UTC)
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[personal profile] activatingaggro 2014-12-26 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
omfg, no.

don't you fucking starnt that churnch bullshit w/ pc.
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2014-12-26 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
aND WHY NOT? GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON. JUST BECAUSE YOUR PAN'S A LITTLE TOO HOLEY TO DEAL WITH THE TRUTHS CARNIVAL SERVEs... :o)
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[personal profile] activatingaggro 2014-12-26 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
because carnival is not fucking meant forn lowbloods, and it never was, and it never fucking will be, you dumbass.
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2014-12-26 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
sURPRISE, SURPRISE, EVEN THE RUNT CAN COOK UP SOME WICKED TRUTHS SOMETIMEs.

tRUE ENOUGH, BABY GIRL. THE ONLY PLACE LOWBLOODS ARE MOTHERFUCKING MEANT FOR IS THE CHILL OF SPACe.

cARNIVAL IS JUST A GUIDE TO FUCKING GET THERe. :o)
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[personal profile] activatingaggro 2014-12-26 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
dfghdfh

tyrnian fucking T I T S, stfu stfu stfu.
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[personal profile] activatingaggro 2014-12-26 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
we arne not hatched to be made into goddamn space engines.

orn medbay hubs.

orn weapon centerns.

orn whernevern the FUCK they think they can plug a psionic in and get bettern fucking rnesults.

not me, not mm, not phernes, and not even yrn idiotic paintface.
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2014-12-26 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
oF COURSE LOWBLOODS ARE NOT FUCKING HATCHED FOR IT. US PSIONICS ARE. YOU FLATSCANS.. MM. GENETIC FLUKES. PLACES WHERE THE SLURRY AIN'T QUITE PROPER. WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE HATCHED FOr?

yOU'D HAVE TO GET ALL CAUGHT UP IN THE SICK RHYMES TO CATCH THE KNOWLEDGE ON THAt.
Edited 2014-12-26 16:04 (UTC)
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[personal profile] activatingaggro 2014-12-26 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
omfg, no.

oh my god. how the fuck is myrnrnha prnactically nornmal and you and liyiji arne fucking bulgesucking impernialists? at least w/ liyiji its like, 'kay, he wants to be a fucking wastechute b/c he nevern gets off his goddamn boat.

but you live in the fucking capitol. how the hell arne you still so purposely STUPID all the goddamn time? do you think putting on fucking paint makes ppl think yrn anything bettern than another shitty-ass lowblood?

b/c if they fucking thought it did, you'd be wearning full paint and whooping w/ the rnest of the clowns, instead of half-paint and bleeding tithe.
Edited 2014-12-26 16:24 (UTC)
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2014-12-26 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
yOU

hAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE GABBING ABOUT RIGHT NOW. WHAT SHIT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CARNIVAL? WHAT VERSE DID YOU EVER TAKE INTO YOUR PAN WILLINGLy?

tO GIVE TITHE, TO HAVE YOUR LIFEBLOOD TURNED INTO FUCKING MIRACLES, IS A BLESSING IN ITSELF. A GIFT FROM THE MESSIAHS TO THOSE TOO LOW TO HAVE COLOURS WORTH ANYTHING ELSe.

fUCK YOU, AND FUCK THAT NOISE YOU'RE SPILLING OUT YOUR SEEDBLISTER. YOU CAME OUT OF THE CAVERNS WORTHLESS AND YOU DECIDED TO FUCKING STAY THAT WAY OUT OF SHEER SPITE. WHAT THE FUCK EVER. SORRY THE REST OF US ACTUALLY OPENED OUR SPONGES TO THE WICKED TRUTH OF THE MATTER, AND DECIDED TO PUT OUR SORRY HUSKS TO SOME GOOD FUCKING USe.
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[personal profile] activatingaggro 2014-12-26 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
lol, you mad, brno?

bluh bluh bluh, why don't you come back and talk to me when you can do morne than rnead out of the hymnbook, tyvm.
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2014-12-26 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
| Wow | Um | No |

| Don't speak to my Moirail Like That |
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2014-12-26 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
eXCUSE ME? BROTHER, STAY IN YOUR OWN GODDAMN LANe.
Edited 2014-12-26 17:16 (UTC)
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2014-12-26 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
| You're not Her Kismesis | You're not even a Pitch Suitor | So I am Perfectly in My Rights to Say |

| Don't use that Tone with My Moirail |

| She is not Worthless | Just Because She's Intelligent Enough not to Buy Into Your Bizarre Religion |
Edited 2014-12-26 17:19 (UTC)
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2014-12-26 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
mESSIAHS GRANT ME MIRTH, DEALING WITH ALL THESE FAITHLESS MOTHERFUCKERS. IF BABY GIRL HAD EVEN HALF AN INCH OF DEPTH TO THAT RUSTBUCKET PAN, SHE'D HAVE STUCK WITH IT, INSTEAD OF TURNING INTO SUCH A HUMORLESS BITCh.

bUT FINE. HOW ABOUT THE FACT SHE'S WAXING WICKED HERESAY OVER THE HELMSRIG, THEN? YOU OBVIOUSLY AREN'T ALL ABOUT THE SHIT THEY'RE SPEWINg.
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2014-12-26 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
| No | I am Not Going to have a Pleasant Conversation With You |
| How Disingenuous to Pretend That's what You Entered this Post For |

| And |
| For the Record |

| Do not call my Moirail a Bitch |
| Don't Insinuate Her pan is a Bucket Either |
| And | Don't call Her an Infant Mammalian Progeny |

| I don't know Why You're Doing It | But | You need to Stop |
Edited 2014-12-26 17:47 (UTC)
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2014-12-26 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
mY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. WATCH YOURSELF, BROTHER, BECAUSE YOU'RE EDGING AWFULLY CLOSE TO A LINE YOU DO NOT WANT TO FUCKING CROSS. WHO ARE YOU TO TRY AND CENSOR WHAT FUCKING SOUNDS COME OUT OF MY BLISTER? I AM GOLD AND YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKING RUSt.

sO MIND YOUR GODDAMN MANNERS. IF I WANT TO WRITE A FALLACIOUS CREED TO DIRT, THEN THAT IS MY WONT AND MY FUCKING RIGHt.
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2014-12-26 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
| | | |

| Fine | Leave My Moirail Out Of This |
|- PLEASE -|

| =:) |
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[personal profile] obstructedantiquity 2014-12-26 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
lOOK HOW QUICKLY YOU PULL YOUR HORNS UP. AREN'T YOU A FUCKING treasure. SINCE YOU WENT AND ASKED SO NICELy...

hOW ABOUT YOU MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESs.
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[personal profile] refiningspacetime 2014-12-26 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
| Fine |

| On the Matter of My Own Fucking Business |
| Lose My Call Number |

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