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[fleetnpcs]

Oh, gr3at, looks lik3 this thing has finally d3cid3d to work. W3'v3 sp3nt millions and millions of y3ars taking ov3r th3 3ntir3 galaxy and 3uilding spac3ships, 3ut w3 can't mak3 a husktop work without full 3att3ry charg3? 3ogus, man.

3ut, right, not h3r3 to complain a3out my husktop. Gotta stay on track, 33for3 it d3cid3s to go and k33l ov3r on m3 again.

So, a littl3 3irdy told m3 that this 3oard is a r3gular circl3j3rk of psionics, and I just got an Imp3rial droid-scr33d d3liv3r3d last night. Lucky m3, right? Psionic 3as3lin3 t3sting, two p3rig33s, 33 th3r3 or 33 cull3d and hav3 your 3rain us3d for a 3att3ry, 3luh 3luh 3luh.

I'm not h3r3 to whin3 a3out how th3 fudg3 I can g3t around this, though don't g3t m3 wrong, if you'v3 got any 3xciting s3cr3ts that ar3n't turning up on troogle, you 33tt3r shar3.

3ut, uh. Is th3r3 anyway to g3t around it? 33caus3 I alr3ady pilot a psirunn3r, and, lik3, not looking forward to th3 mandatory upgrad3s.

-MM

Comments

[platoniccrusader]

Mm, yes. I can't say I understand the desire 0f s0me tr0lls f0r a66earance 0ver functi0nality. :)

Him (?) c0min9 in with d0cked h0rns may n0t 6e f0r the 6est, in that case. Althou9h I su660se he c0uld always 6ass it 0ff as a 6itch s0licitati0n fr0m s0me suit0r?

[fleetnpcs]

Y3ah, I'm a dud3.

Gotta say, you guys ar3 coming up with som3 r3al fuck3d up id3as h3r3. Lik3, s3rious daymar3 fodd3r. Who th3 fuck would cut off som3on3's horns to hit on th3m? That'd g3t you cull3d, not pail3d.

[activatingaggro]

haha, idk, therne's some fuckerns who'rne into some srnsly fucked up shit. like, xernxes is S T I L L trnying to rning me up. bluebloods arne weiiiiiiirnd.

[platoniccrusader]

Yes, unf0rtunately, that level 0f violence 6etween hi9hbl00d 6aram0res is hardly unheard 0f. It's 6ractically the n0rm in s0me castes, alarmin9ly en0u9h. :(

6ut that c0uld w0rk t0 y0ur advanta9e, 6erha6s. Sayin9 that a hi9h6l00d suit0r d0cked y0ur h0rns, and y0u ended up cullin9 them f0r the indi9nity w0uld certainly 6revent y0u fr0m 6ein9 deemed culla6le f0r the sli9ht. And it w0uld 0ffer u6 a 6erfect reas0n as t0 why y0ur h0rns have been cut sh0rt, with0ut im6lyin9 y0u're attem6tin9 t0 su6vert the test.

[activatingaggro]

!!

okay, actualfax, this is a p. good plan. we'll dock your horns, fuck up yrn mug a little, then send you in w/ some sopornifics and say yrn pitchpal did it. you look nice and mauled, but not like, cullablt mauled, and they'll be too het up overn yrn obvs surnvivability to marnk you as cullwornthy. >:}

[fleetnpcs]

Okay, no, what th3 actual fuck, Sipara.

This has migrat3d from "parasit3 grub in my BRAIN" to docking my horns, scratching up my fac3, drugging m3 out and TH3N s3nding m3 to play with th3 Imp3rials, lik3 going in high is going to h3lp anything.

Don't you think that's a littl3 ov3rkill????

[activatingaggro]

maybeeeee.

but, you know, ending up in a FUCKING ENGINE RNIG doesn't seem any bettern. >:I

but thats just me. if you wanna like, just go in therne and rnide it wild, see wherne the test takes you, go the fuck ahead. it doesn't wornk out forn like, ANYONE EVERN, but maybe you'll be the lucky-ass, one-in-a-trillion exception!!