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[fleetnpcs]

Oh, gr3at, looks lik3 this thing has finally d3cid3d to work. W3'v3 sp3nt millions and millions of y3ars taking ov3r th3 3ntir3 galaxy and 3uilding spac3ships, 3ut w3 can't mak3 a husktop work without full 3att3ry charg3? 3ogus, man.

3ut, right, not h3r3 to complain a3out my husktop. Gotta stay on track, 33for3 it d3cid3s to go and k33l ov3r on m3 again.

So, a littl3 3irdy told m3 that this 3oard is a r3gular circl3j3rk of psionics, and I just got an Imp3rial droid-scr33d d3liv3r3d last night. Lucky m3, right? Psionic 3as3lin3 t3sting, two p3rig33s, 33 th3r3 or 33 cull3d and hav3 your 3rain us3d for a 3att3ry, 3luh 3luh 3luh.

I'm not h3r3 to whin3 a3out how th3 fudg3 I can g3t around this, though don't g3t m3 wrong, if you'v3 got any 3xciting s3cr3ts that ar3n't turning up on troogle, you 33tt3r shar3.

3ut, uh. Is th3r3 anyway to g3t around it? 33caus3 I alr3ady pilot a psirunn3r, and, lik3, not looking forward to th3 mandatory upgrad3s.

-MM

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[refiningspacetime]

| Mm | No |

| I can't Say I'm Interested | Sorry |

| The Fact of the Matter Is | No One is Going to Cull Us for Discussing Ways around the Psionic Draft | Else | There'd be No Lowbloods Left to Draft in the First Place |

[obstructedantiquity]

yOU SKITTER AT THE SOUND OF A FUCKING HEALTH CHECK, AND YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE NOISE ABOUT WHAT THE EMPIRE WILL AND WILL NOT CULL YOUR CHUMP ASS FOr?

tO QUOTE YOUR MOIRAIL DEAR: YOU ARE TOO FUCKING OLD TO BE THAT DUMb. :o)

sIPARA IS IMPERIAL CULLBAIT. WHAT THE FUCK EVER. WHAT'S YOUR GODDAMN EXCUSE FOR INDULGING THIS BULLSHIt?

[refiningspacetime]

| | | |

| Ugh |

| Half of These Techniques Likely Won't even Work Anyway | You Realise | ? |

| I am Simply Trying to Make MM Feel Better about His Impending Enlistment | I don't See Why You're so Adverse to It | It's Perfectly Normal Social Procedure |

[fleetnpcs]

Wait, what?

-MM

[refiningspacetime]

| Ah |

[refiningspacetime]

| Um |

[refiningspacetime]

| Sorry | ? |

| They Might Work | I suppose | It's just Statistically Unlikely |

[activatingaggro]

sssdfg

between you and fucking rniccin, iswtg.

stfuuuu.

[refiningspacetime]

| Sipa |

| I am tired of Everyone Acting like I'm being Reprehensible | I am Trying to Help | If Trying these Solutions Makes Him Feel Better |

| Then That's Excellent |

[refiningspacetime]

| But just Accepting the Fact We're All Going to end up as Enginefuel is a Solution Too |

[fleetnpcs]

dude!!

[refiningspacetime]

| Excuse Me |
| OA | I | MM | and Probably Others | Who are Smart Enough to Stay Out of this Fucking Debate | Are All Going To End Up As Ship Fuel |

|- YOU -| Have Nothing To Worry About |

[fleetnpcs]

excuse me?? i took psionic testing last time i was on shore,, and they definitely felled to say i wasn't eligible,, in fact,, they pretty much said the exact opposite!!

[refiningspacetime]

| Please | =:/ |

| You're not a Kineticist | You're not Yellow | You're not even Maroon |

| You're |- BROWN -|

| You're not even Qualified |

[fleetnpcs]

idk what papers youve been reeding,, but thats definitely not what the ones i read said,,

brownbloods are put in the rig just as much as anyone else!! its not like you get rootbound by virtue of being brown!! i WISH,,

[refiningspacetime]

| Ugh | You |

| | | |

| Okay |

| CC | Dear |

| Let Me Put this Simply |
| You Went into Voluntary Testing |- VOLUNTARY -|
| If You were Even Vaguely Qualified |

| You Wouldn't Be Here Right Now | Being Deliberately Insipid |

| You Would Be Off At Some Facility |

| Having Ports Installed |

[refiningspacetime]

| So |- YOU -| Have Nothing To Worry About |
| And I Am Not Going to Be Judged By |- YOU -| On If I Am Handling The Matter Sensitively Enough |

| When You Will Never Have To Deal With It |

[fleetnpcs]

.....

that isnt true,, thats some crazy wigglers tale,, they dont actually like nab people from their beds and conscript them early!! |>8/

[refiningspacetime]

| People Wouldn't Say It if It Weren't True |

| Why Don't You ask PC | I'm sure She'd Know |

[activatingaggro]

don't ask myrnrnha, dude, that's morne of phern's shitty-ass advice. (no offense, babe. >:*)

i asked marnduk awhile back, and yyy, they'd have stuck you in the prnogrnam if you werne like, helm-quality. idk why you'd get testing done voluntarny, evernyone knows that.

i know that and i'm a fucking flatscan, lmao.

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[activatingaggro]

you'rne not going to end up as engine fuel.

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[refiningspacetime]

| Do You think that If You Say that Enough | It will Become True | ? |

| I'm just Wondering |

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[activatingaggro]

i'm not getting into this w/ you in public. >:\

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[refiningspacetime]

| Then | Stop Telling Me | That My Reactions are Entirely Inappropriate |

| This Isn't Your Issue |

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[activatingaggro]

yrn my moirnail, so that like, MAKES it my issue, you fucking asshole. >:I

but w/e, w/e. have it yrn fucking way, dude, keep being a downern.