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[fleetnpcs]

Oh, gr3at, looks lik3 this thing has finally d3cid3d to work. W3'v3 sp3nt millions and millions of y3ars taking ov3r th3 3ntir3 galaxy and 3uilding spac3ships, 3ut w3 can't mak3 a husktop work without full 3att3ry charg3? 3ogus, man.

3ut, right, not h3r3 to complain a3out my husktop. Gotta stay on track, 33for3 it d3cid3s to go and k33l ov3r on m3 again.

So, a littl3 3irdy told m3 that this 3oard is a r3gular circl3j3rk of psionics, and I just got an Imp3rial droid-scr33d d3liv3r3d last night. Lucky m3, right? Psionic 3as3lin3 t3sting, two p3rig33s, 33 th3r3 or 33 cull3d and hav3 your 3rain us3d for a 3att3ry, 3luh 3luh 3luh.

I'm not h3r3 to whin3 a3out how th3 fudg3 I can g3t around this, though don't g3t m3 wrong, if you'v3 got any 3xciting s3cr3ts that ar3n't turning up on troogle, you 33tt3r shar3.

3ut, uh. Is th3r3 anyway to g3t around it? 33caus3 I alr3ady pilot a psirunn3r, and, lik3, not looking forward to th3 mandatory upgrad3s.

-MM

Comments

[fleetnpcs]

[|| You don't even have psionics. ||]
[|| I don't see why you care. ||]

[activatingaggro]

i don't see why the fuck its any of yrn business.

you that excited by the idea of rniccin getting hooked up and finally stfuing?

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Considering they've been looking forward to it for sweeps. ||]
[|| Sure. Why not. ||]

[|| Again: ||]
[|| I don't see why you care. ||]
[|| No one gets to pick their job on conscription. ||]

[activatingaggro]

okay, look, you bettern stfu and keep yrn oversized snout to yrn own fucking business beforne you say some shit you regrnet.

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Oh? ||]
[|| And why would I regret it. ||]

[activatingaggro]

also, fuck you. rniccin fucking sucks, but even they don't desernve to get hooked up. >:|

(frozen comment)

[fleetnpcs]

[|| What. ||]
[|| Are you waxing pale for them, now. ||]
[|| Because otherwise. ||]
[|| I think they might ||]
[|| somehow ||]
[|| know what's better than them then the girl who tried to cull them. ||]

[activatingaggro]

lol at that vacillation shit. they fucking wish.

and no, p. surne i still know bettern than the dipshit who voluntarnily fucking bleeds forn some clowns.

[fleetnpcs]

[|| Mm. ||]
[|| Versus the girl who voluntarily bleeds for random bluebloods in a ring. ||]

[|| Honestly. ||]
[|| I don't see the difference. ||]

[fleetnpcs]

[|| But. ||]
[|| Never mind. ||]
[|| Let's take a step back. ||]

[|| Lowbloods don't deserve to be in a rig. ||]
[|| Correct? ||]

[activatingaggro]

gj, liyiji, looks like you've got the rneading comp of a bb wrnigglern.

[fleetnpcs]

[|| So. ||]
[|| What about jades. ||]

[activatingaggro]

what the fuck about jades?

we'rne not talking abt fucking grneenies rn, tyvm.

[obstructedantiquity]

oH, DAMN, AA. THAT'S SOME AWFULLY NICE NOISE YOU'RE SPITTING OUT. BETTER WATCH YOURSELF, OR A GIRL'S GONNA START GETTING ALL UP AND FLUSTERED OVER THIS SHIT.

cAUSE LAST I CHECKED, THOUGHT THE ONLY THING YOU THOUGHT I deserved WAS THE WRONG END OF THE CULLING CLUb. :o)

[activatingaggro]

getting culled is a hell of a lot bettern than ending up in a rnig, fyi. idk what hoofbeastshit you've been rneadining, but it ain't all spaceship pals and helmsgirnls up therne.

[obstructedantiquity]

hOLY SHIt.

yES, WHY DON'T YOU KEEP ON FLAPPING YOUR NOISEBLISTER, MY FLATSCAN FUCKING TEACH, AND SCHOOLFEED ME ON THE WICKED TERROR OF THE RIG. TELL ME, TEACH, HOW DO THEY PUT YOU IN? IS IT ALL FUCKING MOONSHINE AND MIRACLEs?

dOES IT HURt? :o)