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[activatingaggro]

[The video screen flickers on.]

[The footage is a little shaky, and every twitch of motion makes the screen spasm with static. But if the picture's grainy, it's still impossible to miss Sipara's face peering down into the camera.]

[She's wearing armor, and there's the faint sound of snoring in the background, echoing slightly in the cave.]

sup, fuckerns, guess wherne I am?
 

[The image flickers, the video gradually growing brighter as she turns the camera. A flash of stone, cragged from age and damage, and then the screen goes white.]

 

in a goddamn cave. and it's fucking daytime. >:O

so, like, herne's  a warning forn yrn suprneme leader and all that shit:

when you go flarping, sparne yrnself the trnouble and just fucking cull yrn team rnight at the starnt. >:{
 

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[fleetnpcs]

[|| Why are you people always so obsessed with money? ||]
[|| And taking clearly off-hand remarks as literal queries. ||]

[fleetnpcs]

hh,, i am but a poor brown farming girl,, living abalone on my island,, with no one to keep me company,, except for my armies of killer rowboats,,

which i cant AFFORD,, on account of the fact that i spend so much time,, sowing my wild oats,, plowing new fields,, seeking out,, new hori-zones,, |8(

thats why we have to take your questions sea-riously!!

[fleetnpcs]

because otherwise we will STARVE,,

and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT,,

you bastard,,

[fleetnpcs]

[|| I can't imagine what Myrrha even sees in you. ||]

[fleetnpcs]

hahaha,,
let me give you a hint,,

it might have something to dew with my great rack,,

[fleetnpcs]

and ps,, im not talking about the one on top,, |8;)

(double ps:: i have removed my goggles,, just to wink at you,, in case the emoticon wasn't clear enough,, lmao!!)

[fleetnpcs]

[|| I ||]

[|| If I pay you. ||]
[|| Will you agree never to speak to me again? ||]

[fleetnpcs]

NOW were talking bee-si-loch,, |8)

yes!!

[fleetnpcs]

@activatingaggro:

here you go sipara,,

heres your money,,
NOW FUCK OFF,, >|8O

[activatingaggro]

lmfao, a+ game, girnl, i am I M P R N E S S E D. >;}

liyiji, you dumb boatfuckern, you hearnd hern. pay up. >:O

[fleetnpcs]

[|| My deepest apologies. ||]
[|| You're just going to have to ask Myrrha about that. ||]

[fleetnpcs]

[|| After all. ||]
[|| What is it that you said. ||]
[|| Bluebloods don't work. ||]
[|| And money laundering is a difficult business. ||]