♒ - ( 1 ) TEXT

[deimaticintentions]

You know, the other night I was just telling Marduk ~~

that I had the most beautiful idea ~~

of a community that endorsed camadery between trolls ~~

encouraged the unity of discourse between all castes ~~

and she told me about this ~~! Amazing ~~! Stupendous~~! community~~! Already flourishing free on the shoals of the web ~~

from what I've seen so far ~~! It is simply crabtivating ~~! <3

Good job everyone ~~!

Comments

[fleetnpcs]

Tyrian tits and hand to my biscuit, is that what I sound like?

[activatingaggro]

y/y/y.

B A N H E R, she is stealing yrn squiggly lines and yrn quirnk and she's prnobs off stealing yrn girnl, too, js. >:{

[refiningspacetime]

| Sipara | ! | Haha | You're being Silly | And Presumptive | and Dreadfully Rude | =:B |

| I very Sincerely Doubt | that the Ogliarch has Romantic Partners of Any Stripe | After All | They are just So Awfully Busy | Moderating the Forums |

[refiningspacetime]

| Coming in a Whole Dozen Hours after the Fights have Abated | And Locking all the Threads | as if to Contain any Scraggling Emotions |

| It is a Hard Job | ! | Who would have Time for Romance on Top of That | ? | You'd have to be the Empress Herself |

[activatingaggro]

omggg, you know, i nevern thought about it at all. and, like, dude, that is S U C H a convincing arngument. who has time forn rnom w/ all that shit going down? i mean, who even has time to get pailed??


@OGLIARNCH: imp q's frnom the plebes! do you even have time to get pailed??

[fleetnpcs]

omggg,, yes,, we must know!!


WE DEMAND TO KNOW!!

THE OGLIARCH

[fleetnpcs]

Well, damn, if the plebes are demanding, then who am I to object? ꒰(@｀꒳´)ゞ

Let me just crack open my little black book and see --

THE OGLIARCH

[fleetnpcs]

Goodness gracious, this is more scandalous than I remembered! ヾ(#´▽#｀;)ゝ”

I swear, you two are going to make me get a warning trying to answer this --

THE OGLIARCH

[fleetnpcs]

Oh, wait.

I can't.

Because I'm the mod. ヘ(￣ー￣ヘ)

THE OGLIARCH

[fleetnpcs]

The mod you two little rabblerousers are trying to get to break his own rules! ヘ(･ο･ヘ)

WARNING: cattleCoraller | activatingAggro | refiningSpacetime

[fleetnpcs]

This is a warning in violation of RULE 1: KEEP IT CLEAN and RULE 3: DON'T BE STUPID. Now, hopefully I don't have to explain why trying to interrogate the only person between you and the Baroness's cold, clammy, horn-snapping claws is a terrible idea!

Get two more warnings over the next week, and it'll be a 24 hour ban.

THE OGLIARCH

[fleetnpcs]

But for what it's worth:

Much more than any of you three. ｡.ﾟ+:((ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ)).:ﾟ+｡