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[deimaticintentions]

You know, the other night I was just telling Marduk ~~

that I had the most beautiful idea ~~

of a community that endorsed camadery between trolls ~~

encouraged the unity of discourse between all castes ~~

and she told me about this ~~! Amazing ~~! Stupendous~~! community~~! Already flourishing free on the shoals of the web ~~

from what I've seen so far ~~! It is simply crabtivating ~~! <3

Good job everyone ~~!

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[fleetnpcs]

Mardie, Mardie, Mardie, Marduk.


I have to say! Of all the people I expected to disappoint me on here, I never imagined you, my most steadfast of this entire crop of under-ripe tubers, would betray me in this way. (￣ﾊ￣*)

What in the Empress's sweet rack inspired you to go and haul a koidancer on board?

[deimaticintentions]

Ah! My heart is racing with joy and surprise ~~ and yes ~~ even embbarrassment ~~?? Oh dear ~~

I never anticipated to be recognised so quickly ~~
But I suppose that is the way of the fan ~~ to recognise the object of their hearts desire at the slightest sign ~~ to seek them out and hold them nearby ~~ like the most precious of treasures ~~!

[fleetnpcs]

What.

(I NEED ICONS TO HAVE THEM SPARKLE)

[deimaticintentions]

Well ~~ my good mix ~~!

[deimaticintentions]

I want you to know ~~ your adoration is appreciated ~~!

In fact ~~ I am in awe of it ~~! I am overcome with it ~~! Never before have I been recognised so quickly ~~ and yet ~~ I think instinctively ~~ you must have known ~~! I think this must be what is the power of adoration in a young troll's quivering emotionbag ~~ located ~~ of course ~~ in the anterior corner of their digestion sack ~~!

THANK YOU ~~! for letting me experience this ~~! <3

[fleetnpcs]

Tyrian tits and hand to my biscuit, is that what I sound like?

[activatingaggro]

y/y/y.

B A N H E R, she is stealing yrn squiggly lines and yrn quirnk and she's prnobs off stealing yrn girnl, too, js. >:{

[refiningspacetime]

| Sipara | ! | Haha | You're being Silly | And Presumptive | and Dreadfully Rude | =:B |

| I very Sincerely Doubt | that the Ogliarch has Romantic Partners of Any Stripe | After All | They are just So Awfully Busy | Moderating the Forums |

[refiningspacetime]

| Coming in a Whole Dozen Hours after the Fights have Abated | And Locking all the Threads | as if to Contain any Scraggling Emotions |

| It is a Hard Job | ! | Who would have Time for Romance on Top of That | ? | You'd have to be the Empress Herself |

[activatingaggro]

omggg, you know, i nevern thought about it at all. and, like, dude, that is S U C H a convincing arngument. who has time forn rnom w/ all that shit going down? i mean, who even has time to get pailed??


@OGLIARNCH: imp q's frnom the plebes! do you even have time to get pailed??

[fleetnpcs]

omggg,, yes,, we must know!!


WE DEMAND TO KNOW!!

THE OGLIARCH

[fleetnpcs]

Well, damn, if the plebes are demanding, then who am I to object? ꒰(@｀꒳´)ゞ

Let me just crack open my little black book and see --

THE OGLIARCH

[fleetnpcs]

Goodness gracious, this is more scandalous than I remembered! ヾ(#´▽#｀;)ゝ”

I swear, you two are going to make me get a warning trying to answer this --

THE OGLIARCH

[fleetnpcs]

Oh, wait.

I can't.

Because I'm the mod. ヘ(￣ー￣ヘ)

THE OGLIARCH

[fleetnpcs]

The mod you two little rabblerousers are trying to get to break his own rules! ヘ(･ο･ヘ)

WARNING: cattleCoraller | activatingAggro | refiningSpacetime

[fleetnpcs]

This is a warning in violation of RULE 1: KEEP IT CLEAN and RULE 3: DON'T BE STUPID. Now, hopefully I don't have to explain why trying to interrogate the only person between you and the Baroness's cold, clammy, horn-snapping claws is a terrible idea!

Get two more warnings over the next week, and it'll be a 24 hour ban.

THE OGLIARCH

[fleetnpcs]

But for what it's worth:

Much more than any of you three. ｡.ﾟ+:((ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ)).:ﾟ+｡

[fleetnpcs]

You have sorely mistaken me, my most fervent of wrigglers! Sorry to pull the rug out from under your frilled little feet, but I am definitely not your fan. （；￣ェ￣）

[deimaticintentions]

Oh~! I see ~~

Hee ~~ How foolish I must have seemed ~~! How over excuberant ~~! So confident in my own appeal ~~ I never even considered the alternative ~~

[fleetnpcs]

At least you're taking it well, sugar-grub. We all make mistakes! The most important thing is wiping the egg of your face and accepting failure. (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

[deimaticintentions]

I see the truth now ~~! Thank you so much ~~ my gray-faced friend ~~ for revealing it ~~! I will forever be in your debt ~~!

You are no fan of mine ~~

You are a HATE-FAN ~~!

[fleetnpcs]

WHAT. ૮( ᵒ̌▱๋ᵒ̌ )ა

[forgottensebayt]

1. [QUIZZICAL] i feel as if that statement should be insulting, and yet.

2. [QUIZZICAL] i am inexplicably flattered?

[deimaticintentions]

Ah ~~! Mardie ~~

I would never take away your youthful passion ~~ your most fervent of joy ~~! but I must object ~~!

You should never settle for being an under-ripe tuber~~! You have within your girlish frame the possibility of being the best tuber ~~! The ripest tuber ~~ The tuber who could rule them all from atop her throne of other, less-ripe tubers, calling down orders from on high, leading with an iron root ~~!

When he says you are an under-ripe tuber ~~
He is disparaging you ~~ my tiny friend ~~ You must demand your rights ~~! That is how you gain respect ~~

[fleetnpcs]

As you should be, sugargrub! That is one dignified batch of flattery right there. Do you think I call everyone a steadfast tuber? No.

Can you ever imagine me telling RS that he's my most steadfast of tubers? /)（○´艸｀）/) Of course not! So just take it to heart and let it warm that frigid little bloodpusher of yours.

[forgottensebayt]

1. [PRIM] that is certainly some very firm logic that you are putting forth.

2. [PRIM] however, having taken further advice into consideration, i must object.

3. [PRIM] while admittedly you would never call rs a steadfast tuber - for several reasons, starting with the fact that his blood colour is entirely unsuitable to being anything but an rotten tuber -

4. [PRIM] i would like to note that you could very easily call pc a steadfast tuber as well.

5. [PRIM] so i would like to lodge a complaint. or perhaps, in this instance, it is more of a request? in which case, i suppose the more admirable action would be to submit it formally through the complaints system and have it be officially processed, but in the name of transparency towards our other board members - and finishing this post prior to finishing my breakfast - i would will simply place it here.

6. [PRIM] i believe i am most qualified for the position of the most steadfast of your many tubers, above even myrrha, for a number of reasons. would you prefer that i list them out in the rank of importance, in their relevancy to the topic, in how aggressive they are in challenging pc's presumed position as ripe, or alphabetically?

[deimaticintentions]

Yes ~~! Exactly like that ~~! ~{\( WvW)j/}~

THE OGLIARCH

[fleetnpcs]

What is this, rebellion in the ranks? The pupas rising up against the beleaguered lusus figure who leads them, biting the very fronds that keep them metaphorically fed?

Sweet Empress, don't make me bring out the clubs again. ( -ω-)_中☆

[refiningspacetime]

| Oh | ! | Come on | I am Plenty Steadfast | Surely Equally Steadfast to Marduk | ? |

| No Offense | Of Course | to You | Mardie | But I have easily Had Two Sweeps of Experience Over You | in the Field of Steadiness | It's only Natural that I am More Steadfast |

[forgottensebayt]

1. [BLAND] i can see how you might reach that conclusion. you certainly have age on your side.

2. [BLAND] but.

3. [FIRM] no.

[refiningspacetime]

| No | ? |

[forgottensebayt]

1. [FIRM] no.

[refiningspacetime]

| Well | I suppose There is No Arguing with That | Is There | ? |

[forgottensebayt]

1. [FIRM] you are correct in that assessment.

[platoniccrusader]

Ah! An0ther new face. After the 09liarch menti0ne9 that si9nu9s were 09en, an9 s0 few new faces a99eare9,I was 6e99inin9 t0 think he was 9layin9 an ela60rate farce 0n us all. :)

That, 0r else 0ur m0re excita6le mem6ers ha9 scare9 every0ne away.

6ut, 9ear, sh0ul9n't y0u avail y0urself 0f the intr09ucti0n 90st? It is 90licy!

[deimaticintentions]

There are a number of new faces in the introductory post~~ I am but one guppy in a school ~~ One tentacle of thousands ~~ A mere wave in the everlasting current of our beauteous sea ~~! <3

But thank you for your reminder ~~ It is deeply appreciated ~~!

[activatingaggro]

fishsticks up ahead is cornrnect. there's like, so many n00bs.

you've even got a castemate up therne. >:} you should go say howdy.

[platoniccrusader]

Every time I am f0rce9 to remin9 y0u that I am n0t ja9e, I 9ain an0ther 9ray hair, AA.

[activatingaggro]

shit, girnl, and all this time, i thought that was the bleach. i'm so prnoud of myself rn.

naaah,i meant the teal, dumb-ass. >:}

[platoniccrusader]

It's a meta9h0r, 9ear. 9ealin9 with y0u is en0u9h to 9rive a 9irl t0 p0ur 6leach 0n her hea9. Ill-a9vise9, 9erha9s, 6ut we all must relieve stress s0meh0w.

And 0f c0urse y0u 9i9! H0wever c0ul9 I have ma9e that mistake?

As a6s0lutely fascinatin9 interactin9 with a f0rmal le9islacerat0r may 6e, I think I will have t0 9ass.

[activatingaggro]

okay, who let the fish in? >:{

[deimaticintentions]

Oh ~~ Dear ~~ Do I only warrant the name of a mere fish ~~? What about an Effervescent Eel ~~? A Courageous Crawfish ~~? Dare I say it ~~ Yes ~~! I must ~~!

A Serene Squid ~~? ~( UvU) j~

[activatingaggro]

n/n/n, soz, girnl, yrn just another dumb fish.