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[deimaticintentions]

You know, the other night I was just telling Marduk ~~

that I had the most beautiful idea ~~

of a community that endorsed camadery between trolls ~~

encouraged the unity of discourse between all castes ~~

and she told me about this ~~! Amazing ~~! Stupendous~~! community~~! Already flourishing free on the shoals of the web ~~

from what I've seen so far ~~! It is simply crabtivating ~~! <3

Good job everyone ~~!

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[fleetnpcs]

As you should be, sugargrub! That is one dignified batch of flattery right there. Do you think I call everyone a steadfast tuber? No.

Can you ever imagine me telling RS that he's my most steadfast of tubers? /)（○´艸｀）/) Of course not! So just take it to heart and let it warm that frigid little bloodpusher of yours.

[forgottensebayt]

1. [PRIM] that is certainly some very firm logic that you are putting forth.

2. [PRIM] however, having taken further advice into consideration, i must object.

3. [PRIM] while admittedly you would never call rs a steadfast tuber - for several reasons, starting with the fact that his blood colour is entirely unsuitable to being anything but an rotten tuber -

4. [PRIM] i would like to note that you could very easily call pc a steadfast tuber as well.

5. [PRIM] so i would like to lodge a complaint. or perhaps, in this instance, it is more of a request? in which case, i suppose the more admirable action would be to submit it formally through the complaints system and have it be officially processed, but in the name of transparency towards our other board members - and finishing this post prior to finishing my breakfast - i would will simply place it here.

6. [PRIM] i believe i am most qualified for the position of the most steadfast of your many tubers, above even myrrha, for a number of reasons. would you prefer that i list them out in the rank of importance, in their relevancy to the topic, in how aggressive they are in challenging pc's presumed position as ripe, or alphabetically?

[deimaticintentions]

Yes ~~! Exactly like that ~~! ~{\( WvW)j/}~

THE OGLIARCH

[fleetnpcs]

What is this, rebellion in the ranks? The pupas rising up against the beleaguered lusus figure who leads them, biting the very fronds that keep them metaphorically fed?

Sweet Empress, don't make me bring out the clubs again. ( -ω-)_中☆

[refiningspacetime]

| Oh | ! | Come on | I am Plenty Steadfast | Surely Equally Steadfast to Marduk | ? |

| No Offense | Of Course | to You | Mardie | But I have easily Had Two Sweeps of Experience Over You | in the Field of Steadiness | It's only Natural that I am More Steadfast |

[forgottensebayt]

1. [BLAND] i can see how you might reach that conclusion. you certainly have age on your side.

2. [BLAND] but.

3. [FIRM] no.

[refiningspacetime]

| No | ? |

[forgottensebayt]

1. [FIRM] no.

[refiningspacetime]

| Well | I suppose There is No Arguing with That | Is There | ? |

[forgottensebayt]

1. [FIRM] you are correct in that assessment.