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[fleetnpcs]

Sopor Slime Pie
Ingredients:

1. 2 cups sopor concentrate (12 oz.)
2. 1 package grub pudding (3.4 oz.)
3. 2 cups water
4. 2 cups Faygo
5. 4 Tbsp cornstarch
6. 1/4 cup powdered sweetcane
7. 1/4 cup whipped skimmed dairy fat

Directions:

1. Bring the water to a boil in a large saucepan, then turn off the heat and dump in the sopor concentrate and use a whisk to stir it until everything is blended.
2. Stir in the wicked elixir.
3. Stir in the pudding mix.
4. Stir in the cornstarch, the powdered sweetcane, and the whipped dairyfat. Whisk everything around so it’s blended smoothly and there aren’t any lumps.
5. Pour as much slime as you can into the cooled pie shells. Just make sure you can carry them to your thermal hull without spilling.
6. Refrigerate your miracles for a couple hours or so until the slime sets.

Comments

[fleetnpcs]

South Alternian Booze Worms
Ingredients:

• One bag of cleaned and boiled earthworms.
  
• Four cups of powdered sweetcane.
  
• 24oz jar of vodka.
  
• 2 cups Faygo.
  

Directions:

• Place cleaned earthworms in a large frying pan, with water and sweetcane.
  
• Cook until browned and caramelised.
  
• Place cooked worms and Faygo into vodka. Mix thoroughly.
  
• Leave in a dark environment for one week.
  
• Drink and enjoy. :o)
  

[fleetnpcs]

oh wow that sounds REALLY GOOD!! |8O

but i dont have any faygo,, and dad just left for the perigee so i cant get any,, |8/

would it be okay to add sopor instead??

[fleetnpcs]

On 27.09.2014 10:25, ( cibariousPhenomena@mirth.ful wrote:
> Juste yall garder talkin vers comment que vous avez courir droit oughta l'effervescence miraculeuse
> Et son putain de vrai mauvais w / toutes les singeries de cuisson an
> Mais ce est cps bc ok voici Gotcha Covered
> Si yrn oughta faygo alors ce que vous faites est de prendre UNE TASSE SOPOR
> COUPE DES QUATRE EN POUDRE CERISES DE CAFE
> UNE TASSE EN POUDRE DE CANNE À SUCRE
> Et mélanger cette merde tout w yrn flavorer de boisson préférée
> Vous voulez toujours la vraie substance quand vous pouvez l'obtenir mais à la rigueur thisll conserver les tartes yrn de sopor dégustation droit
>
> Cp sur

[fleetnpcs]

awesome!! i know what IM cooking tonight,, |8)

[refiningspacetime]

| Oh | ! | I've made This Before |
| Admittedly | Not with the Faygo | Or Leaving it in for a Week |
| That seems a little Frightening|

[fleetnpcs]

really?? was it any good??

[refiningspacetime]

| It's absurdly Sweet | But You're not really Drinking It for the Flavour | I'd Hope |

[refiningspacetime]

| If You're after Taste | Then I'd recommend a Salted Worm Mash |

[fleetnpcs]

haha that sounds pretty gross!! explain,, |8)

[refiningspacetime]

| Haha | It's very Sour | But It's worth It |

| You mix Fermented Citrus Juice with Ice and Syrup | Shake it | Add more Ice | Shake it | And then Dump some Worm Salt and your Alcoholic Beverage of Choice on Top | And Drink |

[fleetnpcs]

whats the syrup for if its not sweet??

also i dont really have any fruits at all,, never mind citrus,, |>8/ can i replace them with something else??

[refiningspacetime]

| To Keep Your Foodchute from Completely Sealing Itself | and Rendering You Incapable of Ever Consuming any Food or Liquid Again | in the Near Or Distant Future | =:B |

| I have No Idea | Probably | ? | It would Change the Flavour | but past that | I can't say I'm enough of a Connoisseur of Alcoholic Beverages to be Certain |

[fleetnpcs]

hmmm,, ive got plenty of milk and dairy products from my baabeast herds,, and like water OBVIOUSLY,, |8)

so maybe ill just add some shit in and see!! experimentation is always fun right?? |8B

[fleetnpcs]

I d0 hate t0 6utt in, 6ut can I just su99est that 9ettin9 y0urself drunk while y0u've still g0t that seadweller sniffin9 ar0und may not 6e the smartest idea?

[fleetnpcs]

umm then dont butt in?? |8)

dont worry pc!! i really do think shes trying to blackflirt!! even if its in the most stupid and babyish way possible that means she isnt going to MURDER me right??

so it really doesnt matter if i get drunk or not!! besides ever since i put my robots on cullmode and set them to patrolling,, shes mostly fucked off,,

[refiningspacetime]

| Oh | Don't worry | ! |

| The Salted Worm Mash isn't going to get her terribly drunk | Even with a lowbloods constitution | It's more of a pre-game sort of thing |

| She should be Perfectly Alright in Fending off any Pitch Pursuits | It's not like I recommended a Green 151 | Haha |

[fleetnpcs]

oh gosh dont listen to pc!! im eight sweeps not a grub,, |8P

whats 151??

[fleetnpcs]

151 is a syn0nym for a terri6le idea that will have y0u fallin9 h0rns 0ver heels int0 the depths 0f the sea.

[fleetnpcs]

|8?

a metaphorical sea??

[fleetnpcs]

N0, a literal sea in which y0u will dr0wn.

6ecause y0u are t00 wasted t0 see the precipice 0f the seacliffs y0u built y0ur damn hive 0n.

6ecause y0u insist 0n ine6riating y0urself t0 a frankly a6surd de9ree when y0u l9ve, 9s0l0te6 0nd al0n6, 0n 9 6l00dy 9sl0n6!

[activatingaggro]

lmao, wow, dude, cool it beforne you make pc starnt swooning.

you sound like a fucking lush rn, jsyk.

[refiningspacetime]

| Psh | Only to You | and Given that You are a Complete Teetoller | A six sweep old with Diluted Sopor stolen from the Ventilation Shaft of Their Coon would strike You as Dangerously Excessive |

[activatingaggro]

wow, rnude!

i'm not rnecalcified at all, you bulgemunch. i'll have you know i've totally drank some srns shit beforne. like, makes hairn grown on yrn palms type shit.

forn RNEAL shit.

[refiningspacetime]

|Sipa | You know That's not how that Saying goes |

[refiningspacetime]

| Precisely | ! | Make sure You post your Results as well | That is a Vital Part of any Experiment | and any successful Drink Mixing |

| I don't know how well Dairy would go with Alcohol | But I'm sure the Results will be Fascinating | if not Edible |