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ALTERNIAN NATION:  MMA Champ Hammad Defeated in Capitol City
CAPITOL CITY CHRONOLOGICAL: RECAP! Hammad Destroyed after Two Round Smackdown
MIXED MODUS FIGHTING ONLINE: PIC: Salty Tears from our Favorite Cuspblood in Capitol City
RUSTBLOOD RUMINATIONS:  Nzinga Continues Run as Super Middleweight Spadebreaker

shit, w/o my glowing presence, this place is deadern than a fucking musclebeast at a blueblood festival. herne i am, busting my shameglobes to shove some trnashy bastarnds face in the grnound, and you all arne just like, falling down on the job.

like, shit, wherne else am i gonna get my downtime enterntainment if you chumps arnen't stepping up?

c'mon, c'mon, anyone even awake on herne?? i know times fucked in east alternia, but only like, half you fuckerns got that excuse going, tyvm.
 

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wot.

good 2 see yrn still on herne. i guess. >:? thernes a lot of ppl waving at the rnings, pupa, idk who the fuck yrn talking about. prnobs they did? gimme some dd and i'll be able to tell you forn surnes. what colourn?? rnack size?? werne they hot???

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forn fucks sake. is this yrn ghost hoofbeastshit again?

pp. bb. my most lovable and inedible of pupas. ghosts arnen't fucking rneal!

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wow, rnude! even if i D I D file my teeth - and i'm not fucking saying i do - that is not just shit you pull out to make a point. >:I

also stfu. yrn like, six, the fuck do you know about horn size? big horns arne forn loserns and psyshits anyway. you know what big horns do forn you in the rneal wornld?

just give a biggern tarnget forn evernyone to hit! >:{

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