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[activatingaggro]

ALTERNIAN NATION:  MMA Champ Hammad Defeated in Capitol City
CAPITOL CITY CHRONOLOGICAL: RECAP! Hammad Destroyed after Two Round Smackdown
MIXED MODUS FIGHTING ONLINE: PIC: Salty Tears from our Favorite Cuspblood in Capitol City
RUSTBLOOD RUMINATIONS:  Nzinga Continues Run as Super Middleweight Spadebreaker

shit, w/o my glowing presence, this place is deadern than a fucking musclebeast at a blueblood festival. herne i am, busting my shameglobes to shove some trnashy bastarnds face in the grnound, and you all arne just like, falling down on the job.

like, shit, wherne else am i gonna get my downtime enterntainment if you chumps arnen't stepping up?

c'mon, c'mon, anyone even awake on herne?? i know times fucked in east alternia, but only like, half you fuckerns got that excuse going, tyvm.
 

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[refiningspacetime]

| Um | Should I call you Sipara | ? | Since You're Apparently just Flinging Your name Wantonly across the Net Now | For all Near and Sundry to See |

[activatingaggro]

lmaooo, brno, when i said like, anyone awake, i meant anyone E L S E. >;{

nah, you can call me siparna, idgaf. i'm fucking grneat, fuckerns oughta know my name.

[refiningspacetime]

| Wow | That's so Hurtful | I think I might Weep Genuine Regretfluid over your Callous Rejection of my Pale Overtures |

| No | Really | I Need to Locate a Cloth Liquid Soaking Square now |

[fleetnpcs]

oh my gosh!! is the crying cuspblood YOU spirea??

nice name btw,, dork,, |8)

[activatingaggro]

lmao, stfu. >:} therne's nothing salty abt T H E S E tearns, bb. 100% purne irnon oxide rnight herne.

nah, that's the shitty clown ass i beat. brnah prnactically had gills up to his earns. nasty shit.

[activatingaggro]

wait, wtf, did you just turn my name into one of yrn dumbass plant puns?

[fleetnpcs]

geez no,, spirea is definitely not a plant at all!! as a simple plow through troogle will assure you,,

dumbass!! |8)

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[fleetnpcs]

[|| Have you heard from PC? ||]

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[fleetnpcs]

umm,, no?? not since last night?? why?? |8O

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[fleetnpcs]

or like NEVER RESPOND!! thats fine!! like not ominous and worrying and kind of freaky at ALL??

you dumb sapfucker,, |8l

[fleetnpcs]

yOU'RE IN OUR EMPRESS'S MOST BELOVED CITY AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO Me?
hOW FUCKING DISAPPOINTINg.

wHAT'S YOUR MOIRAIL'S NAME BTw.

[fleetnpcs]

( - Hi oA + I KnEw yOu mOvEd tO CaPiToL CiTy + bEcAuSe mY GhOsTs tOlD Me + tHaTs cOoL + WeRe pRaCtIcAlLy lIkE HiVeStEm bUdDiEs nOw + iSnT ThAt cOoL - My gHoStS DoNt tHiNk tHaTs cOoL + BuT ThAtS BeCaUsE ThEyRe a bUnCh oF ghouls + hAhA + 0V0 -)

[fleetnpcs]

dID THEY NOw.
wELL, AIN'T THAT JUST SWEET AS FUCKING SOPOr.

tELL YOUR GHOSTS TO THANK THE ROWDY TWO THAT THEY'RE ALREADY DEAd.
aND A FELLOW CAN'T TAKE OFFENSE TO THEIR HURTFUL WAYs.

[activatingaggro]

oh, soz, i knew i forngot something.

"here's a shout-out to my #1 psishit, CRNAZY FUCKING PISSBLOOD WITH A CLOWN FETISH".

therne. yrn feelings glands all fixed up?

[fleetnpcs]

hA. FUCKING. HA. Ha.
yOU TRYING TO GET BLACK WITH ME AGAIN, BABY GIRl.
bECAUSE I REMEMBER THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT TOO WELL FOR YOU LAST TIMe. :o)

wHY DON'T WE JUST SAVE THE FUCKING DRAMA AND CALL PC TO PLAY CLUBS FOR YOUR CHUMP ASS RIGHT NOw.

[fleetnpcs]

bTW. YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTIOn.

[fleetnpcs]

( - OmG I SaW ThAt fIgHt - i tOlD ThEm tO WaVe tO YoU BuT I DoNt tHiNk tHeY DiD 0n0 + DiD ThEy + dId tHeY + DiD ThEy - )

[activatingaggro]

wot.

good 2 see yrn still on herne. i guess. >:? thernes a lot of ppl waving at the rnings, pupa, idk who the fuck yrn talking about. prnobs they did? gimme some dd and i'll be able to tell you forn surnes. what colourn?? rnack size?? werne they hot???

[fleetnpcs]

Sweet Tyrian tits.

This entire post is a fucking disaster zone. I am so disappointed in all of you. (◡__◡✿)

[fleetnpcs]

Breathe, Ogliarch, breathe. Remember, these are your sweet, innocent pupas. They are the Pupa Pans to your Dread Captain Mindf8: inextricably linked by the oily thread of fate, and pointless without each other. (◡__◡✿)

[fleetnpcs]

Wait, shit.
I fucking hated that book. (ಠ__ಠ✿)

[fleetnpcs]

Fuck it. Baroness's got both set of eyelids shut for once, so guess it's up to me to play pitch cop. (ಠ__ಠ)ノ✿

WARNING #1: ACTIVATINGAGGRO

[fleetnpcs]

Let us take a gander at RULE #3.

I like to think it's a pretty fucking well-written rule, considering I wrote it, and I'm an articulate sort of guy. But obviously, part of it was unclear.

Perfect anonymity is hard. Not plastering your hatch name and symbolhight all over the front page of our fine community, however, is not! You've been here for three sweeps, AA, so I don't know what the fuck you were thinking. Consider this your FIRST WARNING. (ಠ__ಠ)

WARNING #2: OBFUSCATEDANTIQUITY

[fleetnpcs]

Let us take a gander at RULE #1. Keep it clean!

Every single one of your posts makes me want to take a shower. A seadweller's cold shower, where the water is just above freezing, and the pressure will literally scour off every single inch of skin on your sinful body.

And that's pretty fucked up. Consider this your FIRST WARNING. (ಠ__ಠ)

WARNING #3: REFININGSPACETIME

[fleetnpcs]

What rule did you break? Well, pupa, everyone knows that any moirail worth his diamond is complicit in his moirail's crime.

Also, it seems like everyone has become proportionately stupider since your arrival on this forum, and I don't like your face. Consider this your FIRST WARNING. (ಠ__ಠ)