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ALTERNIAN NATION:  MMA Champ Hammad Defeated in Capitol City
CAPITOL CITY CHRONOLOGICAL: RECAP! Hammad Destroyed after Two Round Smackdown
MIXED MODUS FIGHTING ONLINE: PIC: Salty Tears from our Favorite Cuspblood in Capitol City
RUSTBLOOD RUMINATIONS:  Nzinga Continues Run as Super Middleweight Spadebreaker

shit, w/o my glowing presence, this place is deadern than a fucking musclebeast at a blueblood festival. herne i am, busting my shameglobes to shove some trnashy bastarnds face in the grnound, and you all arne just like, falling down on the job.

like, shit, wherne else am i gonna get my downtime enterntainment if you chumps arnen't stepping up?

c'mon, c'mon, anyone even awake on herne?? i know times fucked in east alternia, but only like, half you fuckerns got that excuse going, tyvm.
 

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wait.
forn rneal?

[refiningspacetime]

| Yes | ! | I would have Called | But You always Turn Off Your Phone after Fights | and I didn't think that This One would Prove an Exception | Even though It has Technically Been an Entire Night |

| Where are You Staying | ? | I tried Querying Boopise | But | I suspect She was Screening my Calls | >=:? |

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hahaha, yeaaaah, girnl was, um, kind of busy most of yesterday.

um. shit, phernes. >:\ i kind of alrneady left?

[refiningspacetime]

| I hope That isn't a Shady Inference that You are | Engaging in Personal Activities | with your Manager Again |
| That's not how the Ashen Quadrant works |

| Wait | Left as in | Left Your Hotel | ? | Because That's no Issue |

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don't ask qs you don't wanna know the answern to, bb. >:*

noooo. left as in. left the fucking city and am out nearn newmarnsh.

[refiningspacetime]

| | | |

| Since when do You leave Cities so Fast | Especially after Winning a Title | Usually You're all about Lingering | And Making a Show of Your Opponents Defeat | In the most Thoroughly Distasteful Manner Possible | ! |

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since i won vernsus a clown and the carnivals in town, lmao. i like to brnag, i'm not fucking suicidal. these horns arne too sweet to be made into valves for festive noise blowerns, you know?

soz, babe. >:{ if i had known you werne coming, idk, you know i'd have hitched a rnide w/ you instead of boopise. rnails beforne pails. <>

[refiningspacetime]

| Oh | Dear |
| That's |

| Better that You Left then | I certainly don't want You running Afoul of the Mirthful Church | any moreso than You usually Do | Your Horns are much more Suitable to your Inflated Head than as any Decorative Device | <>

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haha, shit, at least my horns are prnoporntionate to my head. unlike Y RN monstrnosities. >:}

nah but srnsly. i know you fucking hate newmarnsh, so i won't ask you to like, haul tail down herne, lmao. but you gonna be cool in CC?

[refiningspacetime]

| You can't deny that Newmarsh is an Abomination of a City | Who puts a Roundabout in a Four Lane Street | ? | Who decided that it was wise to let Lusii and Their Irresponsible Charges to run free on the same Streets as our Oversized Motor Vehicles | ? | Absurd |

| No | I will be Fine in Capitol City | Haha | I Cancelled my Deliveries for the Week | Since You don't have any Fights for the next Perigee | =:/ |

| A little Downtime might be Nice Though | Even without Your Charming Company |

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who drnives a fucking overnsized smuttrnuck when they've got fucking subternrnain mechanical trnansporntation devices therne? that oughta be the RN E A L question.

lmao, fuck, yank my shameglobes harndern. >:'(

you'll be fine. take the opp to go meet up with some of yrn shitty histornical society boys, when's the last time you did that? orn go to one of those weirndo fucking no-cull theatrnes. you always like those. >:}

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just don't go to cirncus, lmao.