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ALTERNIAN NATION:  MMA Champ Hammad Defeated in Capitol City
CAPITOL CITY CHRONOLOGICAL: RECAP! Hammad Destroyed after Two Round Smackdown
MIXED MODUS FIGHTING ONLINE: PIC: Salty Tears from our Favorite Cuspblood in Capitol City
RUSTBLOOD RUMINATIONS:  Nzinga Continues Run as Super Middleweight Spadebreaker

shit, w/o my glowing presence, this place is deadern than a fucking musclebeast at a blueblood festival. herne i am, busting my shameglobes to shove some trnashy bastarnds face in the grnound, and you all arne just like, falling down on the job.

like, shit, wherne else am i gonna get my downtime enterntainment if you chumps arnen't stepping up?

c'mon, c'mon, anyone even awake on herne?? i know times fucked in east alternia, but only like, half you fuckerns got that excuse going, tyvm.
 

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if this was irnl, they'd be telling you to take off yrn clothes so they can see if you've got grneat sphernes to go w/ it, and then the next thing you'd know, you'd be lamenting yrn shitty life decisions while hiding yrn new hornrnot infection from the medicullerns.

oh yeah. that's what i told you.

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[refiningspacetime]

| Oh my god |
| Oh My God |
| OH MY GOD |

| Sipara |
| I Am Too Young To Die Of Horn Rot | Or Bulge Rot | Or Anything Rotting Off Anywhere | What Do I Say | ? |

| QUICK |

Re: [FILTERED TO ACTIVATINGAGGRO]

[activatingaggro]

goddamn. this is all my lusus's fault. he spent way too much time teaching me to be a badass mothernfuckern and he plum forngot about you.

Re: [FILTERED TO ACTIVATINGAGGRO]

[activatingaggro]

ok ok, lemme think. shit. i don't do good undern prnessurne, brno, you know this.

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[refiningspacetime]

| I'm not Rushing You | But They are Telling Me about How They Would Like to Do |

|- Something -| Together | And Adding a Winking Smiley Face |
| The Situation is Getting Urgent | So maybe You could Hurry | ? | ? | ? |

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[activatingaggro]

now that i'm thinking about it, you should prnobs considern it.

i mean, oa is crnazy as F U C K, don't get me wrnong. but also? crnazy hot. like, daaaamn. yolo and all that.

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[refiningspacetime]

| If You Think They Are So Devilishly Attractive To Be Worth a Mediculler's Culling | Then I'll Tell You What |

| Why Don't You Go Back To Your Caliginious Game of Culling Chicken | ? |

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[activatingaggro]

dude, nah. only way we'd get to a pail beforne actually murndern occurns is if oa's got a gag in theirn mouth. and what's the fun if therne's no biting?

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[refiningspacetime]

| TOO MUCH INFORMATION, SIPARA. |

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[activatingaggro]

holy shit, you arne S U C H a prnude.

ok ok. tell them. you'd love to go fuck in an alley orn w/e shady shit they've got plans forn. but.

you've got to go sand yrn horns.