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[activatingaggro]

ALTERNIAN NATION:  MMA Champ Hammad Defeated in Capitol City
CAPITOL CITY CHRONOLOGICAL: RECAP! Hammad Destroyed after Two Round Smackdown
MIXED MODUS FIGHTING ONLINE: PIC: Salty Tears from our Favorite Cuspblood in Capitol City
RUSTBLOOD RUMINATIONS:  Nzinga Continues Run as Super Middleweight Spadebreaker

shit, w/o my glowing presence, this place is deadern than a fucking musclebeast at a blueblood festival. herne i am, busting my shameglobes to shove some trnashy bastarnds face in the grnound, and you all arne just like, falling down on the job.

like, shit, wherne else am i gonna get my downtime enterntainment if you chumps arnen't stepping up?

c'mon, c'mon, anyone even awake on herne?? i know times fucked in east alternia, but only like, half you fuckerns got that excuse going, tyvm.
 

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[fleetnpcs]

Sweet Tyrian tits.

This entire post is a fucking disaster zone. I am so disappointed in all of you. (◡__◡✿)

[fleetnpcs]

Breathe, Ogliarch, breathe. Remember, these are your sweet, innocent pupas. They are the Pupa Pans to your Dread Captain Mindf8: inextricably linked by the oily thread of fate, and pointless without each other. (◡__◡✿)

[fleetnpcs]

Wait, shit.
I fucking hated that book. (ಠ__ಠ✿)

[fleetnpcs]

Fuck it. Baroness's got both set of eyelids shut for once, so guess it's up to me to play pitch cop. (ಠ__ಠ)ノ✿

WARNING #1: ACTIVATINGAGGRO

[fleetnpcs]

Let us take a gander at RULE #3.

I like to think it's a pretty fucking well-written rule, considering I wrote it, and I'm an articulate sort of guy. But obviously, part of it was unclear.

Perfect anonymity is hard. Not plastering your hatch name and symbolhight all over the front page of our fine community, however, is not! You've been here for three sweeps, AA, so I don't know what the fuck you were thinking. Consider this your FIRST WARNING. (ಠ__ಠ)

WARNING #2: OBFUSCATEDANTIQUITY

[fleetnpcs]

Let us take a gander at RULE #1. Keep it clean!

Every single one of your posts makes me want to take a shower. A seadweller's cold shower, where the water is just above freezing, and the pressure will literally scour off every single inch of skin on your sinful body.

And that's pretty fucked up. Consider this your FIRST WARNING. (ಠ__ಠ)

WARNING #3: REFININGSPACETIME

[fleetnpcs]

What rule did you break? Well, pupa, everyone knows that any moirail worth his diamond is complicit in his moirail's crime.

Also, it seems like everyone has become proportionately stupider since your arrival on this forum, and I don't like your face. Consider this your FIRST WARNING. (ಠ__ಠ)

[refiningspacetime]

| I suppose I can't Disagree on the Moirail Bit | Given the Legal Precendence |

| But the Second Part Seems Entirely Biased | And How can You dislike my Face | I've only ever Posted One Picture of It | And Most of It is Covered | ! |

WARNING #4: REFININGSPACETIME

[fleetnpcs]

We're going to count "ARGUING WITH THE MODERCULLERS WHO OWN MY VERY SOUL" as a violation of Rule #3: DON'T BE STUPID. ٩(๑`^´๑)۶

Consider this your second warning! A reminder from your friendly mod-team: collecting three warnings in one week earns users a 24 hour ban from the forums! Thank you, and have a great night.

[fleetnpcs]

hahaha oh my god,, rs,, i'm sorry!!

but this is hilarious!!