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[The video screen flickers on.]

[The footage is a little shaky, and every twitch of motion makes the screen spasm with static. But if the picture's grainy, it's still impossible to miss Sipara's face peering down into the camera.]

[She's wearing armor, and there's the faint sound of snoring in the background, echoing slightly in the cave.]

sup, fuckerns, guess wherne I am?

[The image flickers, the video gradually growing brighter as she turns the camera. A flash of stone, cragged from age and damage, and then the screen goes white.]

in a goddamn cave. and it's fucking daytime. >:O

so, like, herne's a warning forn yrn suprneme leader and all that shit:

when you go flarping, sparne yrnself the trnouble and just fucking cull yrn team rnight at the starnt. >:{

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[|| How droll. ||]
[|| What scintillating wit. ||]
[|| How about fuck no. ||]

well, damn, you surne showed me.

but btw tyvm forn confirnming you keep a stick up yrn ass 24/7.

[|| What. ||]
[|| Are you talking about now? ||]

oh,, goddamnit sipara!! you bulgemunch,, this isn't fair,, you know it was a joke bet,,

lmfaooo. too bad, cc. you made the bet and now you gotta pay the drone. >:P

c'mon,, sipara,, sipa,, sisi,, my dearest and nearest of friends,, |8')

you know i don't want to pay it,, and i know that you know that we're like tighter than rs's pants,,

and,, like,, just in case you haven't noticed,, those are SUPER TIGHT,, like idk how he doesn't cut off circulation like that tight,,

so why don't we just let bygones be bygones,, and call it even??

Edited 2015-11-30 22:24 (UTC)

naaaaaaaaaah.

i mean, like, i was considerning it?? but then you got me thinking about phernes's skinny ass, and n/n/n, that is just mean.

i keep telling him shits gonna fall off if he keeps wrnapping himself up like that, but he nevern listens. >:{

sornt of like you, actually.

P A Y U P. >:O

no!! fuck you!!

you call the legislacerators on me,, you can call the policeradicators,, you can call up the empress herself and tell her that im just a no-good cheat,,

shit,, you can even call my DAD,, i dont give a damn!!

cause guess what,, I'M NOT PAYING YOU ANYTHING!! >|8O

[|| Are you two literally two sweeps old? ||]

oh gosh,, thats a reel good question hh!! let me think about it,,

you know,, normally i wouldnt tell you,, given your a snooty boatfucker,,

but we ARE clade,, so i guess i should be reedy to be nice,, on account of myrrha,,

SO,,

give me 100$ caegars and i will tell you!!

[|| Why are you people always so obsessed with money? ||]
[|| And taking clearly off-hand remarks as literal queries. ||]

hh,, i am but a poor brown farming girl,, living abalone on my island,, with no one to keep me company,, except for my armies of killer rowboats,,

which i cant AFFORD,, on account of the fact that i spend so much time,, sowing my wild oats,, plowing new fields,, seeking out,, new hori-zones,, |8(

thats why we have to take your questions sea-riously!!

because otherwise we will STARVE,,

and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT,,

you bastard,,

[|| I can't imagine what Myrrha even sees in you. ||]

hahaha,,
let me give you a hint,,

it might have something to dew with my great rack,,

and ps,, im not talking about the one on top,, |8;)

(double ps:: i have removed my goggles,, just to wink at you,, in case the emoticon wasn't clear enough,, lmao!!)

Edited 2015-11-30 23:58 (UTC)

[|| I ||]

[|| If I pay you. ||]
[|| Will you agree never to speak to me again? ||]

NOW were talking bee-si-loch,, |8)

yes!!

@activatingaggro:

here you go sipara,,

heres your money,,
NOW FUCK OFF,, >|8O

lmfao, a+ game, girnl, i am I M P R N E S S E D. >;}

liyiji, you dumb boatfuckern, you hearnd hern. pay up. >:O

[|| My deepest apologies. ||]
[|| You're just going to have to ask Myrrha about that. ||]

Edited 2015-12-06 13:03 (UTC)

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